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HJ Preller

@hjpreller.bsky.social
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Harold James Preller. @padresjagoff. The hot new Padres themed Blue Sky that's sweeping #PadresBlueSky. Not the actual Padres uh blueskying dick jokes!

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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
omg omg #BeTheA1pha
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
omg lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol [deep breath] lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can use AI also.
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Greupner: “We decided to take on an eensy weensy bit of extra payroll at the deadline this year instead of cynically crippling the team at the deadline by freezing payroll like last year.”
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Hey I found some of the worst strawman arguments on earth
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
This is how the season ticket holder pyramid collapses
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
You’re wrong sir.
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
You know what other former Padre hit the ball hard?
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Espola Rd, Poway Rd, Scripps Poway Pkway #EastCountyChic
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
John Seidler is a one finger hunt and peck texter. #journalism
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It looks consistent with my original, and still generally accepted as objective truth, map
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
He (a Red Cross doctor) has risen to cheer on the Padres!
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I picked a good time to circumnavigate the globe tbh
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I really want to go to these influencer marketing events so I can get $25 of free margaritas, rub elbows with the 97.3 afternoon host that never shows up to work, and build my brand with uh the guy that screams into his phone camera in the front seat of his nissan sentra after padres losses
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Unlike THOSE OTHER PODCASTS, Gwynntelligence never claimed to be friends with the former CMO of the Padres. In a fun twist, Ryan Gustafson “separated” from the team the same day Mike Dee was fired. A spectacular spiral of fail all around, who could have predicted this?!?!?!
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
This is an amazing co-branding campaign with Grocery Outlet Bargain Market
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Wow Dennis’ new article reveals some amazing stuff about AJ
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Acee writing anything
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Agreed
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I love how the U-T doesn’t even proofread their headlines being blasted out to an entire mailing list
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Can’t believe the Padres were forced to pay like five off duty cops like $75 an hour to support this $150 a ticket concert. SO UNFAIR!
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Wow can’t believe this gambling news, it just seems so unlikely that Emmanuel Clase would do something inadvisable to make a quick buck
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I’m pretty eager to see the next trade value rankings on Tatis. I found some of last year’s write up very interesting. I also still think the most viable path forward probably involves Tatis producing through the upcoming end of this window instead of gambling on prospects/development.
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Can’t believe Tom Krasovic was wrong?!?!
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
For all the haters and losers that doubted the accuracy of the Padres Injury Translator 6900 (tm) and labeled it as a “bit”
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It just sucks that the behavior of the officially sanctioned Daygo Boyz takes away from the good work done by my supporters union
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Agreed
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I really don’t get how this ai slop could ever be considered better than this art of our beloved mascots pig roasting the braves
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Hey @scottmlewis.bsky.social was this competed? How did the Padres get operational control of the Rady Shell?
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Snake Bros from the top rope here
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Dunking on Acee was not only cool and fun, it was the right thing to do
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
A lot of things offensive about this dumb tweet made by a complete dummy but none moreso than excluding by beloved Josh Byrnes
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Wow Padres are liquidating memorabilia to pay the bills like they're Dr. Alicia Gwynn smdh
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Guys, after reading through Sheel's filing, maybe we shouldn't consider it as reputable as we thought it was
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
One thing to be remembered while reviewing coverage of this is that the media credentials and media contracts are held and controlled by the usurping seidler’s, not sheel.
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
I’m just saying Matt Seidler looks like a guy that would parlay his dogecoin into more team equity at the expense of a widow
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Thanks AI boy
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The worst tragedy the eastern seaboard has ever seen
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HJ Preller @hjpreller.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
IT IS NOW TIME TO SUCK EACH OTHER’S DICKS
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