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woah woah woah… I didn’t know Dan Ackroyd was in this picture!

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Vancouver Goldeneyes @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Full 2026-27 schedule just dropped 👀 Save the dates, see you in December 🤩 Full Schedule 🗓️: bit.ly/4hslcNi
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2026 and Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2021 are completely non-overlapping groups.
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
if only there was a way the public could otherwise have a voice on october 17 to express what policies they support
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 28/07/2026
imagine going so far in the right direction that you end up coming out the other end
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 13/07/2026
this is literally how I first learned to roll a joint thank you Pierre Berton
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 17/06/2026
@cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social tired of hearing about Kits pool when they are permanently closing the VAC on Monday. Way more sad than I whatever issues Kits pool is experiencing this week
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 31/05/2026
ya let’s go no right on red
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 23/05/2026
KEN SIM CAN’T SWIM
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Brandon Yan 甄念本 @brandonyan.com · 22/05/2026
Referring to these shitty pre-election motions as Sim Slop from now on.
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Glen ☮️🕊️ @gleno.theyetee.com · 13/05/2026
We need to find the guy who said I use 11 AI Agents to do my work!
ITYSL Hot Dog Guy Meme
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 06/05/2026
@cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social ask this guy if he supports replacing the crumbling Vancouver Aquatic Center with a 50m option ahead of the making Kits pool into the Sydney Opera house
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Gemma Karstens-Smith @gks.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If you’re not watching the PWHL, I truly don’t know what you’re waiting for. Tonight’s Goldeneyes-Victoire game was bananas. #pwhl
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 19/04/2026
this metric is immensely more important than tracking GDP also lmao Alberta so miserable
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Glen ☮️🕊️ @gleno.theyetee.com · 19/04/2026
Jenn Gardiner is now the first player in league history to score four goals in a single game! #Goldeneyes
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 15/04/2026
unreal hustle
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Brandon Yan 甄念本 @brandonyan.com · 11/04/2026
Am I now a person that needs to bring house slippers to my friend's house?
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 31/03/2026
@wealthsimple.bsky.social fuck off... pick a lane, banking or gambling
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Wealthsimple is a step closer to offering prediction markets, experts say it is a ‘slippery slope’
First stocks, next the speculation on real-world outcomes. Wealthsimple gained approval to offer forecast trading to its customers, effectively letting users wager on how select future events will unf...
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
oh so now i have to go through a whole day?
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 19/02/2026
proud of team canada women's hockey team... ya played great, we'll crush them next time ❤️
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 19/02/2026
@cbcstephenquinn.bsky.social hbd to Amy Bell 🎉💪
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 19/02/2026
mountbatten down the hatches
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 07/02/2026
more than 5 people are watching the Olympics, meaning CBC Gem can’t handle the traffic
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
SILT STRIDER GF 

(Image of silt strider)

lets you climb on her back 
takes you wherever you want to go 
is an enormous bug (affectionate)
easy to spot in a crowd
unmoisturized, in her own lane, thriving 
hrooOooOooOoot
legs go all the way up (60 feet)
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Now you die.
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 11/12/2025
they should let you vape inside places (if you're not obnoxious about it)
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Ok @profanity.accountant, send it out to NASA…
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keelin @keelin12ft.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving
A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds “Yes?” while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, “Are you sure it’s the white man who did all that stuff?” The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, “Because I come from white people,” and the fourth panel continues with him saying, “and this is the first I’m hearing of it.”
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 26/11/2025
Crypto Kenny: “let me ask you a question…” Stephen: “I’m not in the business of answering questions” 💀💀💀
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
John Fetterman looks like something the Flintstones would use to cut grass.
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Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Dick Van Dyke has OUTLIVED Dick Cheney
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Well, it couldn't get worse... Could it?
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Jules @dancetheskies.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Danielle smith you absolute hag
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Please, follow me.
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
anyway,
image of Vivec city from morrowind. Dialogue box says "your enemies are billionaires, politicians and CEOs. The worst of them are all three at once!"
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morrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
A leaflet? What's this? This is ridiculous! It's all lies! Why...someone must pay for this. Tell you what, ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ, if you can find out who is behind this slander, I'll reward you well. Ask whoever gave you this leaflet what's going on. This is an outrage!
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
THE "FIRST HOUR OF MORROWIND" STARTER PACK

• Steal the limeware platter 
• Steal Fargoth's ring back 
• Break into the Census and Excise building, loot everything 
• Grab the axe hidden in the stump near the lighthouse 
• Loot Processus Vitellius' Ring 
• Kill Foryn Gilnith, use his shack as a staging area 
• Loot the Mentors Ring
• Pick the mushrooms around town to give to Ajira later 
• Free the slaves in Addamasartus 
• Watch Tarhiel die lol
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 15/09/2025
Comedy is legal again.
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 12/09/2025
That guy Ross from friends (Matthew Swimmer I think he’s called) and he is on a white background saying “get a load of this guy”
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
just muting accounts that don’t use alt text now, it’s been two years guys, get your shit together
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 03/09/2025
enshittification | noun | when a digital platform is made worse for users, in order to increase profits
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oblivion.txt @oblivion-txt.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt. Everywhere dirt.
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 14/08/2025
my dad was always saying this
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Al Overview
The saying
"beer before candy, you're in the
clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy" is a popular rhyme that playfully suggests the order in which one consumes food and alcohol can affect the severity of a hangover. The rhyme implies that consuming beer before candy will lead to
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dame @dame.is · 30/07/2025
my CSS file has 15,000 lines of code now... chat, is this bad?
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
oh ur a backend developer at bluesky? I got a “backend” you can develop
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
hitting the digital spliff
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 6
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dame @dame.is · 23/06/2025
the youtube comments section sometimes deliver real bangers
smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz.
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