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woah woah woah… I didn’t know Dan Ackroyd was in this picture!

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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 28/09/2026
I think you should leave meme “We're all trying to find the guy who did this”
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 28/07/2026
sure Sean, but like in the end you ultimately voted against it. If you knew it was going to lose anyway, why not just vote in favour of it (your push for renter protections was already captured by voting for Lucy's motion). This was exactly your excuse for voting AGAINST the Safeway towers
Final Vancouver City Council vote for the Villages Plan. Councillor Lucy Maloney is the lone vote in favour of the project, while Councillor Sean Orr, Pete Fry, and the rest of Ken Sim's ABC party voted against.
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 06/07/2026
me when people don't know who the legendary Viola Desmond was
Image of a Canadian $10 bill, but the portrait of Viola Desmond has been folded over itself in the middle of her face, such that it looks like she is making a funny and disapproving face.
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 11/04/2026
meme which is a variant of the guy so mad that he has veins bulging out his skull, but make it Morrowind. Text is: “Dunmer npes waiting for the player to come in range so they can be racist to them.”
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 22/03/2026
“he isn’t very talkative…”
Excerpt from Tarhiel’s UESP.net entry:
“You can save his life by casting a large-area Slowfall spell on the area where he's falling. There's little reason to do this, however, as you won't be able to get his enchanted sword and scrolls as easily. He isn't very talkative when you save his life; the only thing he will say is "I don't want to talk about it." and immediately end the conversation.”
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 08/03/2026
screen grab from a recent episode of Jeopardy! featuring Ken Jennings doing his best British slang innit
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 03/03/2026
Canucks have a good coach…
Stock photo of Vancouver Canucks head coach Adam Foote.
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 15/02/2026
letterboxd don’t lie
Screenshot from the Letterboxd entry for the film “Melania”, showing an average rating of 1.1/5
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 20/11/2025
the play in question:
screenshot from an excerpt of the in-game book “The Lusty Argonian Maid” from The Elder Scrolls games. It reads:
“The Lusty Argonian Maid
by Crassius Curio
A short excerpt from Crassius Curio's bawdy play
ACTIV, SCENE III, CONTINUED
Lifts-Her-Tail: Certainly not, kind sir! 1 am here but to clean your chambers.
Crantius Colto: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?
Lifts-Her-Tail: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor Argonian maid.
Crantius Colto: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.
Lifts-Her-Tail: You embarrass me, sir!
Crantius Colto: Fear not. You are safe here with me.
Lifts-Her-Tail: I must finish my cleaning, sir.
The mistress will have my head if I do not!
Crantius Colto: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.
Lifts-Her-Tail: But it is huge! It could take me all night!
Crantius Colto: Plenty of time, my sweet.
Plenty of time.
END OF ACT IV, SCENE III”
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 10/11/2025
~16 min mark you say that Blacklight has never been portrayed in a video game, and yet... en.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Bl...
screenshot from the 1994 video game The Elder Scrolls: Arena depicting the snowy city of Blacklight in the province of Morrowind
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 06/11/2025
screenshot from a Reddit comment:

"Seattle.torrent"

and the reply to it says:

"You wouldn't download a hockey team!"
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 27/10/2025
GitHub comment from shama on Oct 27th 2014 which says “We could just rename grunt to dorką to fix this problem, no?”

It has 44 👍 16 😄 12 ❤️
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 16/10/2025
Ellie Kemper in the Derrick Comedy sketch “Blowjob”
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 10/10/2025
she's Very Cool™️
screenshot from the Political Views section of María Corina Machado's Wikipedia page which says that "On several occasions, Machado has identified the United Kingdom's Margaret Thatcher as the politician she most admires."
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 26/09/2025
yes
one of the above images where the caption says "picture of Cutchogue, New York" but it's just a close up image of a man with glasses face in like a field or something.
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 24/09/2025
ummm...?
screenshot of a YouTube video thumbnail where the title is "Morrowind stealing the limeware platter (100% / glitchless) and the thumbnail is of a non-in-game character standing in front of the limeware platter and the description is like "Speedrun for the 100% / glitchless stealing the limeware platter run in morrowind
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 24/09/2025
many of your “victims” stripped nude, care to comment?
stock image of a person in a grey suit but it’s just their torso and they are holding up a microphone to the viewer almost like a reporter might do
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 16/09/2025
rove I found your picture on wikipedia buddy
Wikipedia entry for Anal Fissure, featuring a photo of OP Rove for some reason
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 12/09/2025
That guy Ross from friends (Matthew Swimmer I think he’s called) and he is on a white background saying “get a load of this guy”
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 12/09/2025
we get it, you DON’T smoke weed. too bad you couldn’t try it though! it might help with that long-term memory problem of yours!
Screenshot of the old Scooby Doo show, Velma and Daphne are in the van and there is a ton of smoke (likely culprit is Shaggy and Scooby and also probably Fred let’s be honest) and they are trying to fan away the smoke.
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 27/08/2025
Shaggy from the TV show Scooby Doo and he is looking blitzed outta his mind
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 20/08/2025
microphone interviewing an orca who is saying "not just 'would' WILL"
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 14/08/2025
jonathan candy?
late actor and canadian icon john candy from the 1985 film "Summer Rental". He is wearing a wide brimmed thatched hat, along with some funny sunglasses.
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 31/07/2025
Democratic Party Establishment:
Nancy Pelosi really angry her face is red and has smoke coming out of her ears because she and her hedge fund manager husband want to keep trading stocks off intel she learned in congress
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 28/07/2025
the follow-up lmao
Another Reddit post from the same OP, this time on /r/stupidquestions. This question reads:
“can i spray expanding foam inside a condom and use it on myself? or will i still get chemical burns?”
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 02/07/2025
Gordo, you were infringing on the rights of Ottawa residents for weeks. Seniors who relied on meals on wheels couldn't get deliveries. Care workers for people with mobility issues couldn't get to their houses. YOU INFRINGED ON THEIR RIGHTS you absolute crybaby loser
excerpt from the linked article: "For two-and-a-half weeks before the Emergencies Act was invoked, the convoy occupied the blocks around Parliament Hill and not one car was burned, not one shop looted. There were charges, but none for police officers assaulted. I can understand why it was hard for Ottawa residents to live with. But personally, I saw nothing I thought could justify a government invoking that act, which I see as an extreme response."

the line "I can understand why it was hard for Ottawa residents to live with" is highlighted
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 26/06/2025
here's a small sampling of the current level of competency from the Democratic Party...
screenshot of an article from the AP with the headline "Pelosi defends lawmaker stock trades, citing 'free market'"screenshot of an article from Jewish Insider with the headline "Fetterman slams Democratic senators criticizing Israel’s attack against Iran" with the subheading saying "‘It was just astonishing to see colleagues criticizing these things,’ Fetterman told JI"screenshot of an article from The Guardian with the headline "'I'm not stepping down': Chuck Schumer defies Democrats' calls over funding bill" with the subheading "Party leader faces backlash over his decision to support Republican-led bill to avoid government shutdown"screenshot of an article from Politico with the headline "Hakeen Jeffries met privately with Silicon Valley donors in bid to 'mend fences'" and the subheading says "The meeting comes as the tech world has lurched rightward in the second Donald Trump era."
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 20/06/2025
not so butthurt that I felt the need to reply to the same post 3 different times...
manbaby and slug wearing human skin Mike (@mike-0568.bsky.social) replying to a post where I said that the Rosetta Stone was stolen. The crybaby's posts read:

"The Rosetta stone was being used as building material in a wall when discovered. More people have seen it, kept safe and protected, where it is as a result of the agreement.
No guilt here."

"And, there are famous historical items from around the world in various other museums, but they don't get the attention that the British museum gets, so ask yourself why.
There are items of British origin in museums across Europe and in the US. Many were sold, but so were the Elgin marbles."

"Liberated, spoils of war. Agreements countersigned by the French and the Ottomans.
Times change, and you can't judge a nation today by its actions over 200 years ago when the world was a different place.
Well, you can, but it's pointless and foolish. Revisionist."
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 19/06/2025
like this (stolen) rock
Image of the Rosetta Stone on display in the British Museum, London. It is black and very old, and has plenty of small (hieroglyphic) writing on it.
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 18/06/2025
oh right dog shampoo guy
tweet from slug wearing human skin Jonathan Kay which reads:
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Jonathan Kay @jonkay. 1h
so it turns out I've been using dog shampoo on my hair for the last few months. (I only discovered it when I ran out and needed to get more.) this is partly my own fault but it doesnt help that @Armand Hammer has the word "pets" in like 4-pt typeface. I'm guessing this is common"

And the image shows Arm & Hammer Soothing Oatmeal Shampoo for Pets, the reply reads:

"'but Jon, is has a pic of a dog!'
doesn't mean anything. Lots of shampoos i used in the past have pictures of waterfalls, or people cleaning dishes, or gauzily drawn women frolicking in pastures, or dudes under waterfalls with chests provocatively projected outwards, or whatever
10:57 AM Jan 31, 2021 Twitter for Android"
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ʰⁱᵐʸⁿᵃᵐᵉⁱˢᵈᵃᵛᵉ @himynameisdave.com · 18/06/2025
found another one for ya lmao
skeet from user Raincity Renegade @gentlemanscholar.bsky.social‬ "This is a good example of the typical ideology. He made a pejorative category of "dead Europeans", but not a category of "dead indigenous". It normalizes denigrating white ancestors in favour of idolizing indigenous people. It's offensive." The skeet links to Justin McElroy's CBC News Interactive on "Every street name in Vancouver, organized"
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