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Himbo Volante

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43 • He/They if you're nasty. This is not a place of honor. Sorry I was awkward and off-putting-- it will happen again.

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Syncoplay Retro Gaming @syncoplay.bsky.social · 3h
I'd play it
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Deadman97 @deadman97.bsky.social · 8h
A pic of the character Bill S. Preston esq. from the Bill and Ted movies
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 18/09/2026
"Bill, we want to bring you back for a part in our new blockbuster, Raiders of the Lost Ark." "You're not gonna call me 'Porkins' again, are you?" "No." "What's my character's name?" "Major Eaton." "Fuck you, George"
X-wing pilot Jek Porkins in the cockpit in Star WarsUS government man Major Eaton and the other government guy, getting briefed on the Ark of the Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark
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Tom Schalk - Voice Actor Guy @tomschalk.bsky.social · 17h
The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory
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Himbo Volante @himbovolante.bsky.social · 5h
Idk why it never dawned on me but holy shit the cast of Sunshine is one of those, "Oops! All Bangers!" kinda jawns. Yeoh, Wong, Murphy, Evans, Sanada, Byrne, and Curtis?
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 9h
Wet, Screaming Piles of Viscera
A single panel comic featuring a grotesque meat blob, presented as an advertisement with copy reading:
Forget Furby! See You Later Labubu!
The hottest new trend is WET, SCREAMING PILES OF VISCERA!
It's always dripping!
Nobody knows where it's coming from!
So many eyes!
Says 5 phrases!
Get Yours Today!
It doesn't matter if you want it or not! It's coming to you!"
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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 05/09/2024
bad news: turns out bluesky was connected to the internet this whole time
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 9h
ANSWER ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN ASKEN DA HARD QUESTION "OH , AND WHY IS THAT" TO A QUOTE "I HAVE TO USE TWITTER ALL MY FRIENDS ARE STILL THERE" AND IF YOUR STILL ON THERE POSTIN INTO THE VOID FOR BOT'S AND LITTLE GOEBBELS AND HIMMLERS TO READ, YA MIGHT WANNA THINK FOR A SECOND ,(1), THE DAMB THING IS SO ALGORITHMED THAT THERE NOT GONNA SHOW YOUR POST'S TO ANY ONE UNLESS THEY REINFORCE THE DOMINANT PARADIGM,(2)  IF YOU ARE READING PROPAGANDA IRONICLY YOU ARE STILL BEING INFLUENCED BY IT DUMMA$$$,  AND ALL BECAUSE YOUR AFRAID OF A WEBSITE WHERE SOMEONE CAN BLOCK YOU AND REMOVE YOUR REPLY LMAOOOO LITTLE BABY MAKE SURE TO DO ALL YOUR BANKING WITH X MONEY LMAO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Himbo Volante @himbovolante.bsky.social · 11h
Seems bad that the only renewable resource the United States has left is "Smug liars with no concept of accountability."
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lurker.quest @lurker.quest · 17h
An edit of a screenshot from The Good Place that reads "Konami figured it out? Konami!? This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts."
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Today is Friday in California @fridaypacific.bsky.social · 11h
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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
"What are you gonna be for Halloween?" Me: "Overwhelmed"
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Colin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 12h
we are merely in the foothills of the bloated, violent American security state asserting itself as a major political actor
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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 15/10/2026
wide hips supremacy
tinkerbell measuring her hips
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Himbo Volante @himbovolante.bsky.social · 12h
Thinkin about the time I was on MediCal trying to get referrals from my *assigned* primary care clinic and they told me I could only get one referral/appointment. Waits were like 6-8 weeks per appt. Nothing I needed help with could be done at that clinic. They just wanted maximum billing hours.
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Jason Kauzlarich @jasonkauz.bsky.social · 16h
The actor who plays Jason Voorhees on the set of CRYSTAL LAKE reading FANGORIA magazine with the text "READ" and "Jason Voorhees for America's Libraries"
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Rev. Dr. Liz Gloyn @lizgloyn.bsky.social · 19h
This may be the favourite slide I have designed for our first year core module this year.
Screenshot of a Powerpoint slide. On the left hand side is the heading 'your voice is more important han the computer's voice, and a list of bullet points explaining that AI generated prose isn't very good. On the right is a photo of a person in a Hello Kitty costume, wearing a pink princess dress, holding a sledgehammer and about to smash a laptop that is sitting at her feet.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 16h
“that no one is aware of” is so incredible
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Himbo Volante @himbovolante.bsky.social · 15h
do think there's a danger of looking at extremely cool shit like a bottomless font of shiny quarters hidden just behind your ear, and convincing yourself it's actually lame because the guy doing it is your grand dad
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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 17h
I just keep repeating myself: the Cornell case is the norm not the exception
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
A digital illustration done in a comics-like ink and color style. Portraits of two women flipped 180º from each other somewhat in the manner or a playing card. In the top left quadrant of the frame is a white woman with brunette hair done up in fluffy pigtails. She has pink lipstick and purplish eye shadow. In the lower right quadrant is a white woman with short ginger hair wearing a flower crown. She has redder lipstick and yellowish eyeshadow. Both women have heavy, thick black lines painted around their eyes. Both of their expressions are extremely neutral. The ginger woman is wearing a lime green dress that makes up the color of the background  of the top half of the image behind the brunette, and the rest of the background is an intense blue. In the top right and lower left quadrants is loopy hand drawn lettering reading 'Maybe it will / Hap-pen today.' with the second half of the phrase inverted to match the orientation of the ginger woman. There are daisies set within the lettering. This was all because I wanted to draw the two main characters of the 1966 Czech film, 'Daisies'. It's really something and you should watch it.
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🦇Bram Stoker’s Grantula🦇 @grantthethief.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Oh, you don’t like AI cause isn’t ethical or cheap or safe? Well, have you considered that it’s supported by all the most annoying and evil people on earth?
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Himbo Volante @himbovolante.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I hope Galactic Racer finally makes the point that every racing game...nay, every driving game should, on some level, be Burnout. Like, yes I love my crunchy boring ATS but also please let me kickflip a trailer full of nitrocellulose and then be spectacularly humbled by physics and particles.
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Numbers @numbers.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
American indie devs: Aw geez... I hope I have the game design of this perfectly balanced out. Maybe I should do more bug testing? Oh I hope I don't give off the wrong messages in my game. European indie devs:
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𝔻𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕋𝕙𝕠𝕥 @thatsgoodweb.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
1993
hitachi advertisement, 1993
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Losferatu 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The Hunt For
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Eddidiah (COMMS CLOSED) @eddidiah.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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Kitfox Games 🦊 @kitfoxgames.com · 15/10/2026
Announcing Caves of Qud: Diaspora. 🌱 Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/5249200/...
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Joe Siegler @joesiegler.blog · 15/10/2026
RIP Levelord. Will miss ya buddy. As good of a friend you were in the 90's when we worked together, you were super nice to my wife and then later my kids as well. Will never EVER forget that. Tweaked your most famous easter egg a little. Hope you don't mind Rich. #RIPLevelord
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Enoki Toshiyuki [榎俊幸] (Japanese, b. 1961, Tokyo, Japan) - Black Cat Paintings
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Johanna T 👻 📚 @johannamation.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m obsessed
Poorly drawn cat in flower bed
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Himbo Volante @himbovolante.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Marked safe from using Unreal I guess. 🤷 Incredible to me how many fully established brands and products are scrambling for the podium so everyone can watch them blow their own brains out.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 14/10/2026
NO SLOP 💪
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SMBC Comics @smbccomics.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I'm having the last panel inscribed on my tombstone. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/break PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com
4-panel SMBC comic update. A man is walking happily, saying "Welp, time to have a beer and wank for three hours." He stops himself, saying "WAIT A SEC. WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?" The man then turns to a robot and tells it to tackle those tasks, with the robot confirming "initiating... chug and tug..." In the next panel, the man is seen leaning over a stack of paperwork, thinking to himself "Finally, free for more toil."
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
thank you macaroni and cheese lawyer
image of a swirling blue background with a sentient macaroni and cheese lawyer in the middle it says: congratulations if you are seeing this the macaroni and cheese lawyer has chosen to represent you pro bono. all legal and spiritual cases have been ruled in your favor
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Joseph Rezek @rezekjoe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My heart breaks for mathematicians whose lives and careers are being destroyed by AI — and especially this PhD student, who doesn’t even know he is a poet
Kai Shaikh, a Ph.D. student in mathematics at the University of Toronto, also currently at SLMath, observed that theorems are easy to use as benchmarks, but that they capture little of the wonderment at the heart of math. "Just like a photograph of a mile marker can't provide much of the value of actually going on a hike," he said,
"it would seem to me that proofs without stories, or even stories without struggle or mystery, and first glimpses of strange beasts, are not very meaningful or valuable to us humans."
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Now this is gaming
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Natania Barron ~ Fantasy Author @natania.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Please enjoy this monarch butterfly. I grew that marigold myself, so I’m quite pleased.
A monarch butterfly perched on a bright yellow marigold
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Himbo Volante @himbovolante.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It hasn't even been six months since this greasy dipshit shipped a special edition N64 console made from combat drone materials. He seems to have some very specific and loud opinions about which deaths he specifically wants to revel in.
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Civvie11 @civvie11.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
R.I.P. to one of the best who ever did it.
An easter egg from Duke Nukem 3D with a message from Richard "Levelord" Gray that reads "You're not supposed to be here. -Levelord"
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jodyvanb @jodyvanb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Floyd #Muppets #Ghostbusters
Watercolour of Floyd Pepper from (The Muppets’ Electric Mayhem Band) dressed as a Ghostbuster, blasting an unseen ghost. Floyd’s mouth is wide open, his orange feathery moustache is floaty and wild.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 12/10/2026
A couple people have asked me to provide some more specifics about what "the Dave & Busters of blowjobs" means. I will not
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Columbo’s Day
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Phineas, a corpse @phineas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A digital illustration depicting Peter Falk as Lieutenant Columbo in his signature rumpled raincoat, shown in profile looking to the right, nearly nose to nose with his basset hound, Dog, who is leaning out of the open window of a car looking back at the detective. A word balloon next to Columbo's head contains lettering reading 'Maybe it will happen today'
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Jacob Graveison @jacobdavison.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We as a nation can, must, and will give Ilhan Omar a Gundam.
Give Ilhan Omar Gundam
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FishFeast (Jon) @fishfeast.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Fuck Columbus Day to all who celebrate.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some of the escalations we're seeing, including the attack on Ilhan Omar's home (I will not pretend this act was "investigatory"), are desperate acts. But we must remember that desperate people can be very dangerous. A domestic abuse victim, for example, is in the most danger when trying to leave.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 12/10/2026
RedactElon.com @subvertgrift.bsky.social
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мɑгκ @drumrollplease.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Let’s go, Thursday.
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