Reposted by S.M. AllardJames Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 4hGetting revenge for Marbury v. Madison I see 620131
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 03/10/2026REPORT: upcoming Netflix doc about Darfur features Martin Short for some reason #StuNews 000
Reposted by S.M. AllardAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Don’t get complacent. They’re still going to try to cheat. Check your registration. Vote early if at all possible. 564138494770
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today is the UN International Day of Older Persons, so maybe don't tell Grandpa he's interacting on Facebook with an AI sexbot. #StuNews 000
Reposted by S.M. AllardLætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024now that it's october im legally allowed to post this 1012232810602
Reposted by S.M. AllardS.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The only time Donald Trump was ever recorded telling the truth. 1729177
Reposted by S.M. AllardEmily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I'm working in a community garden where a guy is playing the flute & a handful of people are reading, NY, whatta hellhole 61437
Reposted by S.M. AllardPoorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Things That Can Fly 2698112
Reposted by S.M. AllardAdrian Dogpenis @dingusuhum.neocities.org · 30/09/2026it really is increasingly clear that the kryptonite of the conservative maniacs is just being fucking normal 11396
Reposted by S.M. AllardGarth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 30/09/2026one great thing about Mamdani's brand of cheerful competence is how ridiculous it makes his conservative critics look, like nobody is buying that the Mr Rogers dude who filled all the potholes is a wild eyed America hating extremist 771485
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 30/09/2026BORGs (blackout rage gallons) a one-gallon plastic water jug filled with a mixture of alcohol, water and flavor enhancement, has become a concerning college fad. The inventor of BORGs said he came up with the idea while watching Tommy Tuberville talk about furries. #StuNews 000
Reposted by S.M. AllardJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026a few months ago they had a teen character in blondie with broccoli hair and i just had the thought that maybe it's bc they finally invented a contemporary hairstyle as stupid as whatever's going on with dagwood 5939
Reposted by S.M. AllardGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189435401
Reposted by S.M. AllardAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026🤡 Schmitt beclowns himself 🤡 Schmitt concocted an elaborate conspiracy theory that Smith traveled to Atl for a Hawks game and to collude with Fani Willis, & flashed his "evidence" before accusing Smith of perjury. There's just one problem -- his facts were totally wrong. Here's the whole sequence: 2637209865723
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The tilcayo cat, a tiger-cat smaller than a house cat, was discovered in Bolivia and is the first new species of wild cat identified since the 1920s.The cat was found between the couch and an endtable. #StuNews 000
Reposted by S.M. Allardfreecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026American media: time to come up with the dumbest possible discourse about a Billboard hit British media: You are like a little baby. Watch this 217143
Reposted by S.M. AllardAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 27/09/2026Punxsutawney Jill is sticking her head out a little early this cycle. 2097147302095
Reposted by S.M. AllardTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026When I do my final, perfect playthrough of Babe: The Tactical RPG 05011
Reposted by S.M. AllardDouglas Reyes-CeroÑ @dreyesceron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Star Spangled Banner being played by the Mariachi Herencia de Mexico band before the Bears-Eagles game in Chicago on Monday Night Football was a deeply cool thing to see tonight 17124522615
Reposted by S.M. AllardBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 28/09/2026Me, a nobody on the internet: Strategic ambiguity is a high wire act but it’s better to maintain the kayfabe than it is to change it The President: We’re trying to to sell arms to China The Speaker of the House: Taiwan is independent Me: No, not like that! 335633
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 28/09/2026With the Strait of Hormuz closed, Iraq has resorted to moving its oil across the desert to Syria in hundreds of tanker trucks. The strategy was going just fine until they discovered they can't use Speedway Speedy Rewards anymore. #StuNews 010
Reposted by S.M. AllardIn Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes. 331189073969
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 27/09/2026A new poll says US men under 30 are swinging away hard from the GOP and are pessimistic about the economy. Or that's what they're telling their Bumble dates. #StuNews 000
Reposted by S.M. AllardIngwit @ingwit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026POIROT: Peruse if you will the Lady Sinema's record of voting. Poirot he notices the mademoiselle, she is not exactly the art lover 𝘱𝘢𝘳 𝘦𝘹𝘤𝘦𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘯? CHIEF INSPECTOR JAPP: [speaking entirely through his nose] Now look 'ere Pwaahroh, 749274
Reposted by S.M. AllardSchwarziest (fuck Trump edition) @schwarziest.bsky.social · 26/09/2026No matter how many PACs run scary ads about it, nobody is allowing their children to have "sex change surgery." That's not a thing that is happening. And honestly? Fuck republicans for trying to make it an election issue. Leave trans people alone to live their best lives! #transrightsarehumanrights 041
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This month marks the 20th anniversary of Roblox, and if you've been playing Roblox since 2006, you should be on some kind of list. #StuNews 110
Reposted by S.M. AllardKansas City Royals @royals.com · 26/09/2026Countless stories, countless laughs, countless memories. Congratulations, Denny! 0688
Reposted by S.M. AllardIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/09/2026Amazingly, no one was responsible 301373273
Reposted by S.M. AllardAlt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026you could describe a certain kind of attractive leftist woman as "the face that launched a thousand attempts to read Foucault" 1225
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 25/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: SCOTUS rules that voting be limited to white male, Protestant landowners #StuNews 001
Reposted by S.M. AllardPhil Rosenthal @philrosenthal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is very funny.variety.comEd Sheeran’s Concerts Canceled at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium Due to StormEd Sheeran had to cancel two concert dates on his Loop Tour due to a nor’easter storm that's set to hit the East Coast. 1164
Reposted by S.M. Allardleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356201274
Reposted by S.M. AllardMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"Bro, Democrats want to trans your kids. I just want to drug and rape them in Orlando motels." —Matt Gaetz 932253488
Reposted by S.M. AllardBrian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · 24/09/2026Jim Henson would have been 90 (yup, you read that right: NINETY) years old today. You can celebrate his life by celebrating creativity, diversity, peace, imagination, and silliness. 212437965
Reposted by S.M. Allardan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026you call them fat bears, i call them girthsines 1246
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Starbucks will shutter 250 stores in North America this week, their second wave of closings in less than a year. I'm shocked. Like, I nearly choked on my $12 grilled cheese. #StuNews 000
Reposted by S.M. AllardTomb Heintjes @hogansalley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Some of us discover our gift early! In "Peanuts," Schroeder first played the piano 75 years ago, on September 24, 1951. 432176
Reposted by S.M. AllardBen McAdams (The Resurrection Arc) @purrtah.bsky.social · 23/09/20261. This is of course true 2. When we had gay furry pilots planes werent falling out of the sky 816627
Reposted by S.M. AllardS.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Please come back Joe! We need you to bring the prices down again!!! 35886200
Reposted by S.M. AllardSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You've heard of Deep Throat, but have you heard of Deep Couch? 417517
Reposted by S.M. AllardSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's remarkable how no one advocates fucking with the executive branch budget. like what if you just zero out miller's salary 1116310
Reposted by S.M. Allardᴡᴇ ʙᴜɪʟᴛ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴄɪᴛʏ @webuiltthiscity.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This genuinely made me laugh out loud today 104038817
Reposted by S.M. Allardan appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026didn't know you could change the physical nature of time and space for only $10 billion 4265
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 22/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: We're finally gonna see the pee tape! #StuNews 000
Reposted by S.M. AllardGretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 22/09/2026 1448843
