Reposted by S.M. AllardTales From The Keane Compound @thekeanecompound.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Tales From The Keane Compound #719 1224 22
Reposted by S.M. AllardJake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Cartoon by Michael de Adder 5526901010 2.7K
Reposted by S.M. Allard𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 9hEvery conversation I’ve had with my MAGA relatives for the last ten years distilled into three sentences. 16357741803 5.8K
Reposted by S.M. AllardFunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 16/10/2026My cat staging it's own murder to have me locked up, because dinner was five minutes late 873394339 3.4K
Reposted by S.M. Allard𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 16/10/2026Katie was fired so fast the equation needs a rounding error. 32350181168 5K
Reposted by S.M. AllardFunnyVia @funnyvia.com · 16/10/2026Spiders in Australia are evolving faster than we expected 1973862 738
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 16/10/2026The new White House press secretary is taking heat for not finishing law school. That's unfair. Mike Ross pretended to be a lawyer, and “Suits” ran for eight seasons. #StuNews 000 0
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 15/10/2026I can watch hockey in a bar. We're talking the same Devils, yes? 000 0
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The White House caved to pressure and will not livestream the execution of Nidal Hasan. It will now be a pay-per-view event. #StuNews 000 0
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Yesterday I was in 6th grade ELA. Girl: You look familiar Mr. A: *deep sigh* Buenos Aires, 1977. You could feel Videla's presence everywhere... Girl: ... Mr. A: I was your PE teacher yesterday Girl: Oh, that's right #sublife 000 0
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Over 60 million US children were auto-enrolled in the Trump Accounts investment program, or as people used to call it, hush money: #StuNews 000 0
Reposted by S.M. AllardAmanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Forget LLMs, what we need are more MMLs 311597253 1.6K
Reposted by S.M. AllardAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 13/10/2026I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards.inquirer.comThe SS United States is set to be sunk in mid-NovemberOkaloose County expects to sink the SS United States the second week in November, depending on weather. 5045411075 4.5K
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Ukrainian forces have reportedly destroyed three Russian AI data centers. Maybe that's why my Russian friends were saying their tap water wasn't as polluted as usual this morning. #StuNews 010 1
Reposted by S.M. AllardWard Sutton @wardsutton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The DOJ are fully stooges for Trump: Corrupt, racist, illegitimate. kstp.com/kstp-news/to...kstp.comRep. Ilhan Omar calls federal raid of her home 'an outrageous abuse of power'Federal agents on Monday searched the home of Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar as part of a criminal investigation, a startling escalation that brings renewed scrutiny to the frequent target of Trump a... 1337 33
Reposted by S.M. AllardJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026"biological reality" followed by a series of hedge words is so fuckin funny man 725330 253
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Workers at the Obama Foundation and Obama Presidential Center are pushing to form a union. Things were going great until the drone strike. #StuNews 000 0
Reposted by S.M. AllardJake Broe @realjakebroe.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Russia is experiencing a diesel shortage. Farmers' crops in Russia are rotting in the fields because diesel costs 4x more than last year if they can even find it. Now ask yourself the question why would Vladimir Putin screw over his own farmers to send diesel to help Americans? 66813249 813
Reposted by S.M. AllardMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Theater/homosexual red alert! The epic 8-minute Jennifer Holliday Dreamgirls performance of "And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going" from the 1982 Tonys has been remastered. Look at it! Listen to it! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PsF...youtube.comJennifer Holliday, Dreamgirls Cast - And I Am Telling You I'm Not Going | Tony Awards | 2026 MasterYouTube video by Joel Dickinson Music 1529247 292
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The DOD announced the execution of former U.S. Army Major Nidal Hasan will be livestreamed, while all the major news networks will air the pee tape instead. #StuNews 000 0
Reposted by S.M. AllardM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This Too, JD Couch....... 366124814007 12.5K
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 11/10/2026When asked to define socialism, VP Vance said “It means you want boys to play in girls' sports.” Yeah, that's exactly what Louis Blanc told Parisians in the 1840s. #StuNews 000 0
Reposted by S.M. AllardK-Pop Big Buck Hunter @hellertime.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I’m at the cat themed shop I’m at the stationary shop I’m at the combination cat themed stationary shop 019617 196
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 10/10/2026"Common Law," which premiered 30 years ago last month 020 2
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 09/10/2026New research says the Spinosaurus may have spent most of its life underwater, probably to conceal an erection around girl dinosaurs. #StuNews 000 0
Reposted by S.M. Allardonekade @onekade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026lol the number of gays is the same it’s just that kids aren’t idiot marks so they’re not going to volunteer that information to the nazis 31958218 958
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A then-unknown Will Ferrell on "Grace Under Fire" 020 2
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Right? His name is Belmont, he's from Naperville, but Belmont Ave. runs through Downers Grove 000 0
Reposted by S.M. AllardJosh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 07/10/2026one of my fav 30 ROCK bits is that jack is in charge of "east coast TV and microwave ovens" and when they introduce will arnett as his rival he's in charge of "west coast TV and locomotives" bsky.app/profile/tran... 1605 60
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 07/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Christa Pike wakes up, vows to kill David Carradine #StuNews 010 1
S.M. Allard @heystu818.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The White House sent an executive order renaming AI as “super intelligence” in official documents, much like the war of Iran was renamed from “STFU about Epstein.” #StuNews 000 0
