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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk)

@heszleinnw.bsky.social
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Trebarnsfar, investment banker, avdanket rocker med meget sterk antipati mot rosin. Dette er min norske konto, skeeter også på engelsk på @heszlein.bsky.social

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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2090 russiske drapsmenn har blitt bedre versjoner av seg selv
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hvordan «næringslivsavisen» beskriver en dobling
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Child: This is my first time meeting a mayor. Mamdani: Wow, have you ever met a prime minister? Child: No Norway PM Jonas Gahr Støre: *walks over*
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The «Moscow Horseshoe Coalition»
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Still can’t quite get past the absurdity of Trump having a tantrum because he wants to add his name to another president’s memorial.
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Dagens kjepphest: hvorfor kaller skolene det «kiss and ride» når «kyss og kjør» har vært tilgjengelig hele tiden
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Russian oligarch and close personal friend of Putin Umar Kremlev secretly paid hundreds of thousands of dollars toward Donald Trump Jr’s May wedding in the Bahamas, ProPublica reports. Kremlev and several other Russians were among the 50 guests.
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 10/09/2026
REACHER: I need help with my iPhone SUPPORT: regular iPhone or duo? REACHER: how can I tell SUPPORT: if it folds it’s the duo *extremely loud crunching noise* REACHER: it’s the duo
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Joni Askola @joniaskola.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
French voters need to realize that if Le Pen is elected, no one in Europe will trust France’s defense industry anymore. Sales will plummet and jobs will be destroyed
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Berin Szóka @berinszoka.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Photo of the decade: AfD leader Alice Weidel
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Mark Chadbourn @chadbourn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Russian Foreign Minister Sergey Lavrov: “We need to end the special military operation in a way that ensures there is no more Nazism in Europe.” From the country that supported actual Nazis in Germany’s state election yesterday.
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Joni Askola @joniaskola.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s insane that after seeing what a catastrophe Trump has been, so many European voters want to repeat it in their own countries. They are just insecure, uninformed, and racist conspiracy theorists who never learn because they reject basic facts
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 07/09/2026
there are now fewer than 36 hours remaining until the world premiere of "MUSK," and the start of an exciting new chapter in the mental health of the world's wealthiest man
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Kongens død, minutt for minutt. Hva faen
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Bilde av Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez og spørsmålet: Er dette USAs neste president?
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Jeg har ikke det endelige svaret, men vi må jo i hvertfall snart bli enige om at dagens distriktspolitikk har en kostnad som utarmer landet, samtidig som det ikke leverer på målet om å bevare bosetning i nord www.nrk.no/sapmi/xl/flu...
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Flukten fra Finnmark
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 12/08/2026
Israel deliberately starting wildfires in southern Lebanon, firefighters say
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Israel deliberately starting wildfires in southern Lebanon, firefighters say
First responders, residents and environmental groups say military dropping flares to destroy forests and crops
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Jørgen Heszlein @heszlein.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
New estimate of Elon Musk’s death toll just dropped www.thelancet.com/journals/lan...
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Hormuz tanker crossings: 1.
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Appreciate the US’s willingness to sacrifice their children so the rest of us won’t have to
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
In a morbid way, this natural experiment and the increase in infant mortality it will cause, will at least make anti-vaxxers an endangered species for the 70 odd years until the eyewitnesses are all gone.
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Denialism was wrong & fatalism is wrong. Not just wrong, but intentional twin deceptions cooked up to serve the tiniest handful of fossil fuel-dependent oligarchs at the expense of everyone else. Fatalists gonna fate. But together we can win a safe & prosperous future for all.
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Together we can, through proven policies and investments, rise to the challenge, overcome the crisis, and in doing so generate millions more good jobs, deliver super convenient public transport and ensure reliable cheap energy for everyone’s needs.
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The *same* people that told you not to worry about climate change because it wasn’t real now tell you yeah it’s real but it’s too late so accept your fate. They were wrong then that there was nothing to worry about, and they were wrong now that there is nothing we can do.
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
With *this* 2026 Telegraph piece that declares: “Climate change is real, but Britain can do almost nothing about it. The war against global warming has been lost. It’s time to accept this sobering reality and learn to cope with, and even enjoy, a warmer, climate.”
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Ben Phillips @benphillips76.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Compare *this* 2007 Telegraph piece that declares: “Too many journalists & scientists built careers on the global-warming alarm. Certain newspapers staked their reputation on it. The death of this theory will be painful & ugly. But it will die. Because it is wrong, wrong, wrong.”
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
That's a big kick in the guts. Payrolls is much weaker, and the U.S. lost -23k jobs in March, well below expectations of +80k. Huge downward revisions, too: May now +63k (instead of +129k), June now +20k (down from +53k). Very bad news. Revise down your views substantially.
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Inside Ukraine 🇺🇦 @insideukraine.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ukrainian Defenders share childhood memories alongside photos from today. 📷: mamatsi_ / lyushenko_ / makedonskiy_bomba / pianist8034 / _soldier_jane_ / anabo_fon / romanticop_ / gansshmid1939 / Threads
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ok. I #polkvart fremstår Ine Eriksen Søreide klar og tydelig, med et presist budskap om «slutt på et lappeteppe av krisepakker i ordinære tider, men, heller kraftige skatteletter for folk og bedrifter» Feier gulvet med populisten Listhaug.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 06/08/2026
the bottom line is that Trump has been on Putin's side since day one, but every now and then he'll do a little head fake ("Maybe I'll allow Ukraine to make patriot missiles!") to throw people off the scent
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Hørte/så dette for første gang rett før sommeren og fikk det helt på hjernen. Utrolig innovativt og overraskende fengende. Favoritt: Fabienk
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 06/08/2026
The Leipzig drone bomb marks a dangerous escalation for Europe
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The Leipzig drone bomb marks a dangerous escalation for Europe
Initial evidence suggests aerial drone, found near Ukrainian cargo planes at German airport, came from Russia The armed drone found at Leipzig airport on Wednesday may not have exploded, but the fact that it got inside the perimeter, close to Ukrainian cargo planes, raises obvious concerns for the security of international aviation. Though the identity of the culprits is unknown, the initial evidence points firmly towards a Russian-orchestrated plot. It is the first time that a drone with explosives has been found in Europe far from the Ukrainian border. Continue reading...
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AmplifyUkraine 🔱🇺🇦 @amplifyukraine.eu · 06/08/2026
German authorities thwart Russian intelligence plot targeting drone supplier for Ukraine #Ukraine
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German authorities thwart Russian intelligence plot targeting drone supplier for Ukraine
German intelligence services have thwarted an alleged assassination attempt targeting Stefan Thumann, the head of Donaustahl-a defense company that supplies reconnaissance and combat drones to Ukraine. Authorities believe Russian intelligence agencies may have been behind the plot, according to German newspaper Die Zeit . Court documents reveal that in December 2025, a man named Sergey N. arrived in the town of Straßkirchen, Bavaria. He was seen photographing Thumann’s home and gathering information about the company executive. German security officials soon identified this activity as part of a potential assassination plan, sparking a series of closed-door meetings between law enforcement and government officials to discuss the threat. Investigators believe Thumann may not have been the sole target. Russian intelligence services reportedly showed interest in at least one other executive from another German defense firm, whose identity remains undisclosed. Details about the case have been classified. This isn’t the first time Russian operatives have been linked to surveillance of German defense leaders. In 2024, Russian intelligence agents were caught trailing Armin Papperger, CEO of Rheinmetall. German officials say such operations could not have been conducted without the Kremlin’s approval. Donaustahl has supplied drones to Ukraine’s defense forces since 2023. Thumann has been an outspoken supporter of Kyiv and a vocal critic of Russian aggression. The threat to Thumann was first uncovered by a foreign intelligence service, prompting German authorities to quickly detain the Russian agent conducting the surveillance. He was briefly held but soon released, and subsequent investigations confirmed his connections to Russian intelligence. However, by then, he had already escaped from Germany to Spain with his family. In the spring of 2026, Spanish authorities detained Sergey N., and in Germany, Romanian citizen Alla S. was also arrested under suspicion of surveilling Thumann. Both now face charges related to operating on behalf of a foreign intelligence agency. Following the discovery of the assassination plot, Thumann’s personal security was significantly increased. In a related incident, a truck was stopped at the Serbian-Hungarian border at the height of the investigation. Authorities discovered a hidden cache of explosives inside. Contact information for Russian intelligence was found on the detainees’ phones. The truck’s destination was Bavaria-the same region where Thumann lives and where several major German defense companies are based.
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
All those deluded people who think Trump is "pivoting" to help Ukraine, or close to helping Ukraine or even capable of being persuaded to help Ukraine--need to confront the reality that he is not helping Ukraine now because he chooses not to.
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Phillips OBrien @phillipspobrien.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If Trump wanted to help Ukraine, he could right now. He could send weapons such as Patriot interceptors, he could sanction Russian companies and those who do business with them--immediately. There is nothing stopping him except for the fact that he doesnt want to. Why is that?
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Iran War is on track to become the deepest oil shock in modern history, with projected losses eclipsing the 1973 embargo, the Iranian Revolution and the Gulf War. Source: buff.ly/lvndd5O
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Bjørn Ihler @bjornih.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Today it is fifteen years since the worst terrorist attack on Norwegian soil, and fifteen years since I survived the massacre on Utøya. A whole generation has grown up in a less innocent Norway, a Norway where terror is a reality.
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I føljetongen wtf media:
Gladsak i Aftenposten der klimakrisen fremstilles som et rekordforsøk i temperatur
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Any Clacton residents who want to nominate your friendly neighbourhood intergalactic space warrior, ping me a line!
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Patricia Aas 🐢🏳️‍🌈 @patigallardo.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
It’s 43 minutes past midnight. This is downtown Oslo.
It’s an ocean of people
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Cabel Sasser @cabel.panic.com · 04/07/2026
new metaphor just dropped
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AFP News Agency @en.afp.com · 24/06/2026
🇵🇸 🏄 Gaza's surfers seek solace in sea Gaza surfers carry their boards past tents and destroyed buildings on their way to the beach in Gaza City, where they keep surfing despite the risk of Israeli attacks. "It lets us breathe and makes us feel safe," says one surfer.
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The "teenager" hva fanken er det i vannet
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Dette er nå min favorittvideo
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Bjørn Johan Berger @bjornjberger.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Bruk all din innflytelse på å få Stortinget til å forstå at Norge bør imøtekomme Ukrainas anmodning for å utnytte det som kan være et historisk handlingsrom. I 2022 og årene etter fikk Ukraina for lite støtte og for sent. Den feilen bør vi ikke gjenta. www.vg.no/nyheter/i/JO...
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Åpner for norsk milliardlån til Ukraina: - Kan få slutt på denne krigen
Ukraina ber internasjonale partnere om opp mot 200 milliarder kroner i ekstraordinær bistand for å øke krigstrykket mot Russland. MDG og Venstre ønsker at Norge skal bidra.
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Jørgen Heszlein (Norsk) @heszleinnw.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Representanten for Rødt trekker seg - det må tolkes som et meget godt tegn på at resultatet fra Skattekommisjonen kanskje kan bli akseptabelt www.dn.no/politikk/ska...
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Trekker seg fra Skattekommisjonen: – Rett og slett tullete
Astrid Rambøl dukket ikke opp på Skattekommisjonens siste møte onsdag. Hun er overrasket over hvor langt Arbeiderpartiet går til høyre.
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Bjørn Johan Berger @bjornjberger.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Vi i Norsk-ukrainsk venneforening mener Stortinget omgående bør etterkomme Ukrainas forespørsel, for å utnytte det som kan være et historisk militært handlingsrom. www.panoramanyheter.no/militaer-bis...
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Ukraina ber Norge om hastelån til forsvarskampen
Ukraina mangler penger til våpen nå. Spørsmålet er om Norge vil gripe en historisk mulighet eller la den gå fra seg, påpeker Norsk-ukrainsk venneforening.
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Joni Askola @joniaskola.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Tommy Robinson and Errol Musk together in Moscow in 2026. Fascists and sex offenders almost always betray their country to side with Moscow, making them traitors too
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