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Eggs and Rulers

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Be gay, do crimes TERFs can gtfo. Free Palestine. She/they.

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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 51m
My LinkedIn will be the first to go. I'm not even active. Just present. And it's the worst. I hate every time I get a professional connection that I do no want.
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Laura Martínez 🥑 @miblogestublog.bsky.social · 18h
The perfect Halloween costume doesn't exi...
a photo of a little kid wearing a costume of what wuold be a boiling pork carnitas casserole
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 2h
It made it here??? Wow thankfully my feed missed it.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 2h
I'm so tired, Paula.
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Nick Walker @nickwalker.bsky.social · 3h
A definite sign of ageing is that you cannot impress me with "over 20 years" anymore. Am I expected to think this sauce is ancient, because it's as old as Nelly Furtado's Maneater?
Marks & Spencer in-store signage for a tomato sauce that says "The same Calabrian recipe for over 20 years"
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Asher @skydome.bsky.social · 12h
G20 levels of police presence to remove a fucking bike lane. Absolute cowards. (Photo: @chanface.bsky.social)
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 11h
I just opened up a container of ice cream and threw away the lid before I even sat down like Steph Curry turning and running down the court right after the the ball leaves his hand.
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Joanne Hammond @joannehammond.bsky.social · 10h
on the other hand I went outside and looked up🖤
Black sky with stars and a few green pine tops
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 10h
Living next to construction update: They've added new lights to the site that shine in my window. The best part is the lights are powered by a noisy generator. So for the 8 hours of night when the sites aren't active, I still have light and noise pollution.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 11h
I mean I hope it's accurate. They're already breaking one permit, with police assistance.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 11h
They have been doing work on the water main on University.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 12h
I wrote Olivia Chow and asked her the same thing.
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Ashley @ashleyquan.bsky.social · 13h
A cop car carrying a flashing neon sign that says "DOUG FORD HATES YOU." Perfect, no notes, thanks for the great visual @ TV writers of the universe!
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 21h
WATCH: Seriously, if you’re following ANY bike-lane debate, you really should watch and share this excellent news story. Ford LIES that bike-lanes are bad for small business, and THE ACTUAL BUSINESS ASSOCIATION obliterates him with data. Remember and share this as Ford tears out Toronto bike-lanes.
toronto.citynews.ca
Annex businesses tell Ford to back off Bloor bike lanes
Stores in the Annex say the Bloor bike lanes have been a big boost to business. As Michelle Mackey reports, the neighborhood's BIA wants the province to back off its new bill that could see the lanes removed.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 16h
Honestly? I think if I'm in a position where I'm not pissing off drivers, that's where I'm safest. Taking the middle of the lane even though it is my right pisses off drivers more than keeping as far right as is safe. I hate that we have to make this choice.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 16h
When I did this on Saturday, two cars passed within 2 ft of me. I could have touched them. This was on a single family home, one-way residential street. Of course we should take the lane but such a safety risk. A terrifying safety risk.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 16h
Do peacocks incubate eggs? This feels like that's a peahen role.
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Madeleine Bonsma-Fisher, PhD @mbonsma.bsky.social · 18h
Doing my boring life stuff by bike while on the other side of the city the same infrastructure is being taken away. Today this city moves backwards. but the kids still need to go to the dentist.
My kids in the front of a cargo bike riding down the Danforth cycle track
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Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls @jtwashin.bsky.social · 17h
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Flyers Gritty
Alt: Flyers Gritty
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Pick another protein? Shiiiit I’d rather pick another senator.” 🔥 Great @scolom.bsky.social ad. #Mississippi
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 20h
$1.7 billion and we get cops going en masse for coffee as they help bike lane removal happen.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 21h
Given my inability to write anything constructive to the premier, I instead chose to write the mayor. In a city with very little traffic enforcement done by police, it is unacceptable that dozens were deployed to protect the removal of bike lanes. It won't do anything but I feel a bit better.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 21h
And he's going to pay his donors' cement company 48 million to do it.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 21h
In a city where pedestrian deaths are on the rise and police do very little to enforce traffic rules, we can send dozens of cops to supervise the removal of safe infrastructure.
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Shawn Micallef @shawnmicallef.bsky.social · 21h
In Toronto we've watched police ignore traffic violations for many years (they even lied about enforcing traffic laws - with no consequences) so this is basically the renaissance painting of the Toronto condition.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 21h
this image tells me everything I need to know about who actually cares about road safety.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 21h
I don't even know what I could possibly write Doug Ford because all that would come out is a gigantic fuck you. Fuck Doug Ford.
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Alyssa Long @measuredandslow.bsky.social · 22h
JIM CRAMER? JIM CRAMER figured it out??
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95Sports @95sports.bsky.social · 21h
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 21h
They don't have a permit to work during the day.
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MondoAB @mondoab.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Neoliberal, anti-climate policy should not be a candidate for the Nobel Peace Prize. "I do not have space in this single column to articulate the myriad ways Mark Carney has failed to promote a more peaceful world; however, I will list a few highlights." (lowlights)
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Verdi Alliance, the company ripping out bike lanes in Toronto, has a board filled with Ford donors and in 2022 bought a farm that shortly after purchase was designated for development. #bikeTO
cbc.ca
Some developers win big after province expands urban boundary | CBC News
The parcels of rural land that Ontario's housing minister has allowed inside Ottawa's urban boundary include a farm that was supposed to be protected from development, yet was purchased for $12.7 mill...
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
mary mother of melted candles i don’t like body shaming but this admin is fucking TESTING me
it seems the trump admin has a new state dept employee named barbera thornhill who’s leading efforts against human trafficking and i don’t even know how to describe her face except to say part of her anti-trafficking strategy is clearly jump-scaring the perpetrators
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Doug Ford removing bike lanes in Toronto pisses me off so much. I am apoplectic with rage.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Toronto should never work with this company again. Ever.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Can we ban ATS Traffic from getting contracts in Toronto
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
One of these leaders is always dressed for success, especially when standing next to authorities.🔥🔥🔥
Lanrick Bennett Jr wearing black shirt that says POLIC_ 
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BrianMcLachlan @brianmcl.com · 13/10/2026
#TOPoli a sign for the times
A sign that reads the last thing Toronto needs is another Ford with the names rob Ford Doug Ford Bradford
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This is beautiful.
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's so important to rip out the bike lanes so all these cars can have space
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 13/10/2026
since we’re doing this discourse again here’s why im no longer on twitter
Elon Musk on October 28, 2022: Comedy is now legal on twitter 

Me with my profile photo and display name changed to Elon Musk on November 4, 2022: My wife left me

A screenshot of my account suspension for violating twitter rules
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Gary Grills @communitymartyr.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Toronto spends $7m+ per year for our mounted police to menace pro-Palestine protestors and shit all over the bike lanes But something tells me Brad’s line by line audit won’t catch this easy win, wonder why
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
this kind of shit is meant to excuse their own negligence by making it seem impossible to contain, fyi
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
These people cannot be trusted
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Sweating in 25° C Toronto right now
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You know he pitched this in a Curb writers room meeting and everyone was like no you can't do that one
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Who puts mustard in gravy
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pilot @pilotv.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
excited about this because it nails one of the most important aspects of the x-files: they both must be hot
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/10/2026
in an alternate universe where storefront space remained cheap and wealthy people were taxed at a sane rate this man is a moderately successful trading card game store manager and outside the handful of shop regulars he subjects to his petty tyrannies he's leaving everyone else well enough alone
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Eggs and Rulers @heradasha.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I wonder how much this has to do with who gets polled.
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