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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Beach Boys
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They honestly want to know
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Two zombie John Smiths
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Hourly Garth Marenghi's Darkplace @hourlydarkplace.bagpuss.org · 07/10/2026
[poignant music]
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S01E01 Once Upon a Beginning 29 January 2004
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 06/10/2026
Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.
Every hour on the hour, a huge truck, made entirely of pressed ham, lumbers its way across dog heaven—and all the car chasers can decide for themselves whether or not to participate.
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ari velazquez 🌯 @ari.velazquez.fyi · 01/10/2026
steam: this game you've had installed for two years but never played has an update. we'll download it next week me: no you'll download it right now motherfucker. and i will sit here and watch it download. steam: so you're gonna play it? me: fuck you
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CrustaceanSingles @crustaceansingles.com · 30/09/2026
I posted a tiny book I made! You can read it for free at ko-fi.com/post/Ive-bee...
The cover of a tiny lo-fi book titled Look What I Can Do, with a blobby stick figure T-posing.
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
popeyto popato
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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There was this man in a business suit talking to the saint. He said he’d “throw the account your way” if the saint would something something.
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aunt, pant, rant @mo-neek-a.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TGIF: flamingos
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Bell Jar by Sylvia Plath v1.01: Added some mythical dungeons, materials, and related temple quests
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
@ephusophus.bsky.social I dreamed you released a survivors-like game, but had to sell it at a deep discount because you used a slur in the description. The slur was "television."
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Bridges of Madison County by Rovert James Waller but now you can battle alongside your friends in a new PvE mode
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melos han-tani (Danchi Days out Oct 29!!) @hantani.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BAD gGame Design: this orange is green, but inside it is orange. If it were more fair to the player, the inside would be green #GameDesign tip
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
illustration, ram, magazine (1980) archive.org/details/ram-...
a creepy looking boy is trying to use his pig's nose to plug something in.
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Credit, debit, or writhing pile of snakes?
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nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute · 17/09/2026
found this on my hard drive
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mark Wars William Trek The Jacking Humphreyblanca Good Matt Damoning
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the simple rule of video games: no voice acting is great, great voice acting is medium, terrible voice acting is good, medium voice acting is terrible
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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 16/09/2026
i will be DAMNED if i lose to a CONCEPT www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
T-Rex: Today's job: achieve inner peace. And the clock is ticking: there's no time to waste!
T-Rex: It's OVERDUE, actually.

T-Rex: Cards on the table, I needed to have inner peace DAYS ago and I most DEFINITELY need it RIGHT NOW!!Dromiceiomimus: Buddy - I think if you want to be at peace you must either solve what's troubling you or learn to accept it, so that you can simply exist without worry.
T-Rex: Right. Okay. I can do this.
T-Rex: I will simply achieve peace by making peace with everything that's preventing me from achieving peace! EASY!Narrator: LATER:
Utahraptor: So - how's achieving enlightenment going?
T-Rex: NOT GREAT!

T-Rex: I'm beginning to suspect that it's a task that may take my WHOLE LIFETIME to complete, or - and this is even WORSE - one of those BALONEY tasks that can NEVER be completed because it turns out the attempt, the JOURNEY, is more important than the destination!!
Utahraptor: Oh god, I hate those tasks.
T-Rex: EVERYONE DOES!! The purpose of journeys is to REACH DESTINATIONS! Dying in the middle of an one is just a LOSING to a JOURNEY, and a journey is an INANIMATE CONCEPT that doesn't even know you're alive!
T-Rex: ARGH!! I WON'T LIE, folks! I am really QUITE FAR from INNER PEACE RIGHT NOW!!
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lit_patches @litpatches.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss but now you can find yourself overwhelmed as the chamber you are in fills with acid and enemies
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28 springfieldians later @springfieldians.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A still from The Simpsons showing an office building and a cracker-themed fountain/sculpture. A billboard in front reads: SOUTHERN CRACKER
"the dryyyyyy cracker"
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Milo Bloom is...
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I made a bot that posts quotes from Donald Barthelme occasionally, which is, I think, a fine thing for a bot to do. Perhaps you would like to follow it? I think you would.
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Never meet your heroes
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oh, I guess this is how people do it @ephusophus.bsky.social bluebotsdonequick.com
bluebotsdonequick.com
Blue Bots, Done Quick!
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
People don't like when they can no longer do the things they used to do. That's why there are wars.
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me and my dishwasher:
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🎃Pumpkin Bigfoot🎃 @thepaleape.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
girl with the dragon tattoo but the tattoo is this dragon
The reluctant dragon Disney cartoon
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Kimimi🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com · 17/08/2026
!! Dark Castle's back tomorrow! :D store.steampowered.com/app/4706290/...
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Dark Castle on Steam
Dark Castle is a faithful re-release of the 1986 precision-platformer that defined the genre. Control Duncan as he combats various enemies and perfectly times jumps in this beautiful, brutal, and dark...
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aunt, pant, rant @mo-neek-a.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
TGIF: fool
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@ephusophus.bsky.social The concept is valid no matter where it originates! youtu.be/fP2r59XMMvM
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Disrupt - Bomb 20
YouTube video by aluci
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
my bookclub
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbTG...
youtube.com
The Name of the Wave
YouTube video by Strange Cargo - Topic
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
the wikipedia image for sexual roleplay is making me once again urge you to read about Roy Orbison getting wrapped in clingfilm michaelkelly.artofeurope.com/orb1.htm (sfw)
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It always starts the same way
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Jon Perry @perryjon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
🎉Excited to announce I've adapted Party House from UFO 50 into a physical card game! 🎉 Teaser trailer: www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHNF... Kickstarter prelaunch page (shared w/ a Baba is You game!): www.kickstarter.com/projects/bit... Brought to you by @bitewinggames.bsky.social More details soon! 🥳
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Party House: The Deckbuilding Game — Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by Bitewing Games
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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Buttercup Festival @buttercupfestival.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Evening trespass down a utility right-of-way. Saw 1 great horned owl (!) and several deer.
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
It was a good use of my time when I did this
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You couldn't make The Simpsons today
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Bayou Whippy
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
put your hounds together
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Really been enjoying the Morag and Seamus stories in Clarkesworld. An ornery hacker woman and her best friend, a reprogrammed killbot, in a very well realized and human post-apocalypse. Cozy but not cloying or bland. Great read, great listen. adoctorofmanythings.wpcomstaging.com/tales-from-t...
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Tales from the Spoil Heap: The Complete (Ongoing) Morag and Seamus
Morag and Seamus is a series of cozy post-apocalyptic short stories about a small Welsh village where people drink tea, fix old machines, play rugby and get along with each other. And murder billio…
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
me loading and starting the dishwasher: what kind of sick freak would do something like this
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
pencilcillin
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mil house asking Bart "but who was bort who was bort"
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Mil house asking Bart "but who was bort who was bort"
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Helply @helply.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
possessioner is 9/10 of the lawyer
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Andy Kelly @ultrabrilliant.xyz · 22/07/2026
We brought Poinpy back and it's totally free, as in real free, not 'mobile game free'. Please go and squash some fruit immediately.
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