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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)

@ephusophus.bsky.social
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there is a species of rat called the nonsense rat, and it lives on trinket island. maintainer of rubblemag.org, an ongoing collaborative (hopefully) collage project, and donaldbarthelme.bsky.social

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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 21h
Some words I have learned recently include leptorrhine, decussate, and orgulous. Spell check does not appear to know any of them. Check the red lines:
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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The committee, which has named itself the Special Provisional Unnecessary Rat Team (SPURT), has acquired armbands and white steel helmets and is discussing a secret grip by which its members will identify themselves to each other.
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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The kind of dog the baby wants, my wife says, is a Cairn terrier. This kind of dog, my wife says, is a Presbyterian like herself and the baby.
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nobody has ever been as depressed as me. Just kidding.
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
kinda feeling like throwing another day in the garbage trash .
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 02/10/2026
If you attack between the second and third “ho” Santa loses all the charge on his ult
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is this painting of franz list cunty or no
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you know things are going good when your eunuchs aren't even scheming
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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have been thinking of emerald dust. Emerald dust with soda, emerald dust with tomato juice, emerald dust with a dash of bitters, emerald dust with Ovaltine.
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did I write this? I can't believe I wrote this but I also can't find any evidence of it anywhere else. Please tell me who wrote this (unlikely to be me)
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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He has special skills. What are they? He knows how to diddle certain systems.
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A new feeling that I discovered a few years back is, i want to play a video game but it is a very specific video game which does not exist, that contains strategy management and rpg elements but isn't any of the games like that which exist. Taking applications for what this feeling should be called
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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
—I have to admit we are locked in the most exquisite mysterious muck. This muck heaves and palpitates. It is multi- directional and has a mayor.
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
youtu.be
Atomic Moog 2000 (Post Nuclear After life Lounge Mix)
YouTube video by Coldcut - Topic
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nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute · 28/05/2026
IN THIS BAG w e c e l e b r a t e A M E R I C A each crisp bite every salty granule we see ourselves chips, reflected corn in silver lining YES, EVEN THE BROKEN ONES for that is who we are may GOD bless us
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there is nothing as annoying in sports than the flurry of timeouts at the end of a football or basketball game, but football is considerably worse because if you removed them then it'd become even more apparent that those dudes are playing like 7 minutes a game. At least basketball runs 48 minutes.
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cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i know, i know, all everybody's talking about today in the discourse is how they've never even heard of Maurice Blanchot's chart-topping 'ontological narrative,' and how this type of thing is a purely backwoods phenomenon prohibited from ever entering the halls of "true" culture... well, I'm a fan 👍
photo of two books on my coffee table, Thomas the obscure and aminadab by Maurice blanchot
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
All the Orc names have been taken. If you try to make a new one, you can't.
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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Had a clown at the wedding he officiated standing there in his voluptuous white costume his drum and trumpet at his feet. He said, “Do you, Harry . . .” and all that. The guests applauded, the clown band played, it was a brilliant occasion.
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Three weeks ago I would not have understood this post. I'm learnding.
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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The ghostfish of love has eluded me these forty- five years.
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
when theres enough breakfast for it to be lunch 💪
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
was thinking about moby dick and then i thought about this, pretty typical thought process for me
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
youtu.be
Kingdom of Love
YouTube video by The Soft Boys - Topic
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Quinnie @bittenbovine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
what is cooked out of love always takes place beyond salt and pepper
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this article is full of weird delights www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
'I tossed books across the room': Booker Prize judges reveal 'tussle' over shortlist
Past Booker winners Marlon James and Douglas Stuart are among the nominees for this year's award.
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's more like the girl reading this
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The genius has noticed that he does not interact with children successfully. (Anecdote)
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Janson Junk
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
aged well. this is not sarcasm. I think it's a better simile now than when he wrote it.
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Really dumb that you can make a mistake and then bad stuff happens, I don't like it, I don't want to make mistakes but I definitely dont want to face consequences for them. It was a mistake!
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
just read the phrase "laser of a two-run tater" and I'm good for poetry until tomorrow
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you are still looking at or reading or especially talking about New York Times op-eds I beg you to do a little basic analysis about why you're doing that instead of literally anything else.
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a school for grappling, from rubblemag.org
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's fuckin crazy how stupid American football is lol
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Carly Rae Jepsen dead ass building one her songs around Satie's Gymnopedie no. 1 is like Blues Traveler building a song around Pachabel's Canon in D but if it occurred in Heaven instead of Hell
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singular locus sarah @scgriffith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
very soon, republicans will awaken to their error. it will be beautiful. millions of people wandering dazed through the streets, hugging each other and their loved ones, whispering "im sorry.. i didnt know he was racist... we left the path of reagan." anyway, here's my theory of how to win elections
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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they community noted my shit
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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Well chaps first I’d like to say a few vile things more or less at random,
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i feel like cookie monster is obsessed with cookies. hell, that’s probably how he got his name
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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's the foundation and cornerstone of every one of my successes 

-william Shatner, on Esperanto
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Early voting starts today, VA!
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You said it don
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember **THIS**????
youtu.be
Monster Island
YouTube video by Niels Desmet
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Burgerbibliothek of Berne
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The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I hate anxiety, Edmund said.
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I cannot get over how a person with a fucking PhD said "intovert" instead of "introvert" at least 18v times today. This is my origin story now
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
chaos is such a chaotic looking word.
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Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Like 90% of these quotes are absolute bangers and I don't see why everyone is not following this account but maybe I overestimated the market for bangers.
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