Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 21hSome words I have learned recently include leptorrhine, decussate, and orgulous. Spell check does not appear to know any of them. Check the red lines: 140
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The committee, which has named itself the Special Provisional Unnecessary Rat Team (SPURT), has acquired armbands and white steel helmets and is discussing a secret grip by which its members will identify themselves to each other. 021
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The kind of dog the baby wants, my wife says, is a Cairn terrier. This kind of dog, my wife says, is a Presbyterian like herself and the baby. 031
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026nobody has ever been as depressed as me. Just kidding. 010
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026kinda feeling like throwing another day in the garbage trash . 3121
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 02/10/2026If you attack between the second and third “ho” Santa loses all the charge on his ult 1212
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is this painting of franz list cunty or no 6150
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026you know things are going good when your eunuchs aren't even scheming 170
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I have been thinking of emerald dust. Emerald dust with soda, emerald dust with tomato juice, emerald dust with a dash of bitters, emerald dust with Ovaltine. 022
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Did I write this? I can't believe I wrote this but I also can't find any evidence of it anywhere else. Please tell me who wrote this (unlikely to be me) 130
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He has special skills. What are they? He knows how to diddle certain systems. 011
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A new feeling that I discovered a few years back is, i want to play a video game but it is a very specific video game which does not exist, that contains strategy management and rpg elements but isn't any of the games like that which exist. Taking applications for what this feeling should be called 240
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026—I have to admit we are locked in the most exquisite mysterious muck. This muck heaves and palpitates. It is multi- directional and has a mayor. 051
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026youtu.beAtomic Moog 2000 (Post Nuclear After life Lounge Mix)YouTube video by Coldcut - Topic 000
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)nadira rodin @nadirarod.institute · 28/05/2026IN THIS BAG w e c e l e b r a t e A M E R I C A each crisp bite every salty granule we see ourselves chips, reflected corn in silver lining YES, EVEN THE BROKEN ONES for that is who we are may GOD bless us 1203
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026there is nothing as annoying in sports than the flurry of timeouts at the end of a football or basketball game, but football is considerably worse because if you removed them then it'd become even more apparent that those dudes are playing like 7 minutes a game. At least basketball runs 48 minutes. 130
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)cant of worms @snihsreddiw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i know, i know, all everybody's talking about today in the discourse is how they've never even heard of Maurice Blanchot's chart-topping 'ontological narrative,' and how this type of thing is a purely backwoods phenomenon prohibited from ever entering the halls of "true" culture... well, I'm a fan 👍 081
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026All the Orc names have been taken. If you try to make a new one, you can't. 260
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Had a clown at the wedding he officiated standing there in his voluptuous white costume his drum and trumpet at his feet. He said, “Do you, Harry . . .” and all that. The guests applauded, the clown band played, it was a brilliant occasion. 031
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Three weeks ago I would not have understood this post. I'm learnding. 020
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The ghostfish of love has eluded me these forty- five years. 021
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026when theres enough breakfast for it to be lunch 💪 020
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026was thinking about moby dick and then i thought about this, pretty typical thought process for me 030
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026youtu.beKingdom of LoveYouTube video by The Soft Boys - Topic 000
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)Quinnie @bittenbovine.bsky.social · 23/09/2026what is cooked out of love always takes place beyond salt and pepper 162
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026this article is full of weird delights www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.com'I tossed books across the room': Booker Prize judges reveal 'tussle' over shortlistPast Booker winners Marlon James and Douglas Stuart are among the nominees for this year's award. 120
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026it's more like the girl reading this 021
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The genius has noticed that he does not interact with children successfully. (Anecdote) 021
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026aged well. this is not sarcasm. I think it's a better simile now than when he wrote it. 000
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Really dumb that you can make a mistake and then bad stuff happens, I don't like it, I don't want to make mistakes but I definitely dont want to face consequences for them. It was a mistake! 110
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026just read the phrase "laser of a two-run tater" and I'm good for poetry until tomorrow 040
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026If you are still looking at or reading or especially talking about New York Times op-eds I beg you to do a little basic analysis about why you're doing that instead of literally anything else. 130
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026a school for grappling, from rubblemag.org 051
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026It's fuckin crazy how stupid American football is lol 210
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Carly Rae Jepsen dead ass building one her songs around Satie's Gymnopedie no. 1 is like Blues Traveler building a song around Pachabel's Canon in D but if it occurred in Heaven instead of Hell 030
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)singular locus sarah @scgriffith.bsky.social · 21/09/2026very soon, republicans will awaken to their error. it will be beautiful. millions of people wandering dazed through the streets, hugging each other and their loved ones, whispering "im sorry.. i didnt know he was racist... we left the path of reagan." anyway, here's my theory of how to win elections 1193
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026they community noted my shit 712718278
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026“Well chaps first I’d like to say a few vile things more or less at random, 021
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i feel like cookie monster is obsessed with cookies. hell, that’s probably how he got his name 331470176
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Remember **THIS**????youtu.beMonster IslandYouTube video by Niels Desmet 120
Reposted by Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble)The Teachings of Don B @donaldbarthelme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I hate anxiety, Edmund said. 021
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I cannot get over how a person with a fucking PhD said "intovert" instead of "introvert" at least 18v times today. This is my origin story now 020
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 17/09/2026chaos is such a chaotic looking word. 020
Jeannie Chalupa (a pebble) @ephusophus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Like 90% of these quotes are absolute bangers and I don't see why everyone is not following this account but maybe I overestimated the market for bangers. 210