Reposted by HellerbeeU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026Happy Baby Safety Month. 853614920
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Me: "The children of the night! What music they make!" <crickets> 001
Reposted by HellerbeeNosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 13/08/2026↻ 𝘜𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘨... 1287
Reposted by Hellerbeelittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Stop taking your medication and buy a sword 618348
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 12/05/2026It takes a futurist to bring mayoposting into the 21st century. 000
Reposted by HellerbeeRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children." 266176806051
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Booty shorts for my real friends shooty borts for my... sham friends. 020
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 25/02/2026The British Square is the worst thing to happen to finger fucking since pantyhose. 000
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 22/02/2026If cats could drive they would get high on catnip and drive anyway. 110
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 21/01/2026We have suffered too long under the tyranny of the so-called "saint" Nick. 010
Reposted by HellerbeeInternet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 20/01/2026Damn, even Sesame Street is scoring off me 172161808
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Directing the local community production of A Christmas Carol this year and my patience is starting to wear thin. 030
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Can you believe Musk doesn't even have a favorite Homestuck character? 020
Reposted by HellerbeePookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Video game where you are a pair of ragdoll cats who must heist a mystical Egyptian cat statue from the British Museum. You have to stake out the place, figure out a plan, execute it flawlessly etc. While being cats. 108014
Reposted by Hellerbee聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Idk sorry I was just burned by this shit before. Was told witches couldn’t follow me into a graveyard, was chased by witches into a graveyard, found a totally different set of witches already in the fucking graveyard smoking cigs and laughing 3885
Reposted by Hellerbeelowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 19/06/2025good christ i would just walk straight into the woods and never come back 812723
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 17/06/2025The quality of my hallucinations leaves something to be desired. Is that my fault? 031
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 16/06/2025@jordanshiveley.bsky.social hit the big time! And by that I mean a guest appearance on... @midnightpals.bsky.social ! 040
Reposted by Hellerbee☢️ Captain Antagonist ☢️ @captantagonist.bsky.social · 08/04/2025[Mythology News] Hydra: Time for the weather Cerberus: Pellets of frozen rain shall fall from the sky. Hydra: What? Cerberus: Hail, hydra. 0102
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Community Note: He has purchased the M3GAN for himself. 020
Reposted by Hellerbeesky @iamspacegirl.bsky.social · 07/03/2025We’re going to have a masque, an incredible masque, a masque of death, even, if you can believe it. They say “oh you can’t do it you can’t do it in the castle” but we are going to do it I can tell you, we are doing it with so many colors but mainly red, red the most beautiful red you’ve ever seen 141394299
Reposted by Hellerbeemothra stewart @gorl.gay · 07/03/2025don’t bother me rn i’m studyingyoutu.beHow to throw a brickYouTube video by How-To Tutorial 411530
