Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And if someone says yes to tea, and you bring them a cup of Earl Grey tea, don't be surprised if they say, "I want tea, but I don't like that kind." They've not obligated to drink Earl Grey. 010
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comDeathrow Kenney: I Can Dig ItALT: Deathrow Kenney: I Can Dig It 010
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Jeebus Cripes, the alt text on these are works of art themselves 110
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026The novel is peak anti-Communist, pro-sex Heinlein, with a side dish of "recreational drugs are bad because my cat doesn't like it." 010
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026NANA, NANA, NANA, NANA, NANA, NANA, NANA, NANA, Rat Bag! 000
Reposted by HellerbeeU.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026Happy Baby Safety Month. 853613920
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In the future people will puzzle over "How many X does it take to change a lightbulb" jokes like they were the Mesopotamian dog in a bar joke. 010
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026His name is Asmodei and nobody had any idea this was coming? 010
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Me: "The children of the night! What music they make!" <crickets> 001
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026When I can't sleep I read in a public location until someone hits me with a brick. 000
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026static.klipy.comSesame Street: The Count LaughsALT: Sesame Street: The Count Laughs 010
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026static.klipy.comHello, Yes This Is Dog MemeALT: Hello, Yes This Is Dog Meme 070
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Check out the big fangs on Brett!static.klipy.comTasty Pulp FictionALT: Tasty Pulp Fiction 000
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If I'd had a girlfriend who would have tried that, I'd have married her. 010
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth But I still have the box it came in. 000
Reposted by HellerbeeNosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 13/08/2026↻ 𝘜𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘨... 1287
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026static.klipy.comTwo Weeks Meme ReactionALT: Two Weeks Meme Reaction 010
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Please start referring to the Unicorn Fuck Club as the UFC. For legal reasons. 080
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Give 'em The Smile.static.klipy.comThe Grinch's Evil SmileALT: The Grinch's Evil Smile 010
Reposted by Hellerbeelittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Stop taking your medication and buy a sword 618348
Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026static.klipy.comDonald John Trump Says 'I'm Gonna Come'ALT: Donald John Trump Says 'I'm Gonna Come' 000