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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
And if someone says yes to tea, and you bring them a cup of Earl Grey tea, don't be surprised if they say, "I want tea, but I don't like that kind." They've not obligated to drink Earl Grey.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Even Howard knows...
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Deathrow Kenney: I Can Dig It
ALT: Deathrow Kenney: I Can Dig It
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New Phantom Tollbooth just dropped?
The Terrible Trivium
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SID 6.7 had the best suits.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Subtle
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's pronounced "bucket"
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
But your 3" cream shag carpet!
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Critical Sock Failure (Abort/Retry/Fail)
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jeebus Cripes, the alt text on these are works of art themselves
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The novel is peak anti-Communist, pro-sex Heinlein, with a side dish of "recreational drugs are bad because my cat doesn't like it."
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NANA, NANA, NANA, NANA, NANA, NANA, NANA, NANA, Rat Bag!
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 16/09/2026
Happy Baby Safety Month.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I bet she cracks wise at the drop of a hat.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fox Report: I saw a fox!
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Beans & greens!
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
In the future people will puzzle over "How many X does it take to change a lightbulb" jokes like they were the Mesopotamian dog in a bar joke.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Topped by Thick Denim by Chuck Tingle
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
His name is Asmodei and nobody had any idea this was coming?
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Shop local
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Me: "The children of the night! What music they make!" <crickets>
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Great, now I need two.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"So do I check the box or no?"
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bless them, and "thank you for your service"
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gruntled, and nobody wants that.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
When I can't sleep I read in a public location until someone hits me with a brick.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Chop local.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Vril
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Sesame Street: The Count Laughs
ALT: Sesame Street: The Count Laughs
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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Hello, Yes This Is Dog Meme
ALT: Hello, Yes This Is Dog Meme
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Check out the big fangs on Brett!
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Tasty Pulp Fiction
ALT: Tasty Pulp Fiction
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Wokerine @neuromanso.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
they're good fangs Brett
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
If I'd had a girlfriend who would have tried that, I'd have married her.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth But I still have the box it came in.
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Nosfrogtu @pogue.omg.lol · 13/08/2026
↻ 𝘜𝘱𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘥𝘰 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘨...
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oof. Too soon.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Two Weeks Meme Reaction
ALT: Two Weeks Meme Reaction
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
AstraZenecaBristolMyersSquibKFCTacoBell
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Basically this
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
H.P.L. origin story.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
ICE ice baby, parents distraught.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Exciting if new flavor: Girl Crush
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Please start referring to the Unicorn Fuck Club as the UFC. For legal reasons.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
We mourn for Punchbot.
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Give 'em The Smile.
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The Grinch's Evil Smile
ALT: The Grinch's Evil Smile
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Stop taking your medication and buy a sword
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Honk!
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Clorn #hyperboleandahalf
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Hellerbee @hellerbee.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Donald John Trump Says 'I'm Gonna Come'
ALT: Donald John Trump Says 'I'm Gonna Come'
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