Reposted by ZeruDan, O Carinha of Time

Bond: Damn, Q, no more Gizmos!
Q: Only the one this time, chap.
Gizmo: Ut-oh.
Q: There are a few rules...
*Bond spills his martini on Gizmo*
Q: Well fuck's sake, James, that was rule two.
Bond: Sorry *Bond shines flashlight at Gizmo to see what happens*
Gizmo: Bright light!
Q: There goes rule one.