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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus.

@hellbadger.bsky.social
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They/Them•Pansexual•Enby•Hairy•Weirdo•I LIKE TRAINS!•Neurospicy•Cfz RegTeam•NO MINORS!•Can be NSFW•

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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I forever wish to be described as "Plump, but still menacing."
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is it just me, or does he just look like Harry Enfield playing the part of a stupid politician? Has anybody seen Harry Enfield recently? Just checking......
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Jan @janstreit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ukrainian artist, Vera Kavura
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I cannot stress enough how you should not engage with this AT ALL. You won't change people's views, you won't do good, no matter what you say, your words will be twisted to their narrative. They've just aired "The ADHD Myth". They are NOT our friends and they do NOT have our best interests at heart.
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fawn 🌷 @fawnspots.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They say bad luck comes in threes but at this point I’m just waiting for it to end. I had to go to A&E to have a bad dog bite treated. My right hand is out of use and I can’t draw. 💔 Just gently boosting this again because I am really in need of help and can’t open for commissions like I planned 🥲
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16/06/2024
Jadzia: I like to tell Dad jokes 
Kira: does he laugh?
Jadzia: what?
Kira: go home amateur
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How is today going? Yes.
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I.... Wait! What?! Thank you Chiitan-chan!!!! ちぃたんちゃん、ありがとう!あなたの動画、いつも楽しみに見ています!私たちの味方でいてくれてありがとう!
A like notification from Chiitan on Bluesky
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm driving the gay bus!!!! See you at #LeedsPride everybody!!! (I'm driving the blue and white one!)
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Do what now Leeds?! #UeUe'sInBothLanes
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Last night there was some cheeky 10pm deltic action. Very good.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Money can't buy you happiness... But it can buy you a ticket for a diesel gala and beer... Wich is pretty much the same thing.
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Gareth @gawuffy.co.uk · 05/06/2026
I'm sorry what? As part of its 1987 rebrand British Rail's sectorised freight business Railfreight had its own branded After Eight mints and called them AFTER FREIGHT!?
A black After Eight mint wrapper with gold lettering "After Freight. Wafer-thin mints by Railfreight of Britain". A gold logo is reproduced on the wrapper.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
$2.5 trillion well spent.
AI Overview

There is exactly 1 letter "r" in the word "cookie" (c-o-o-k-i-e).
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Natalie de Corsair @nataliedecorsair.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Do a barrel roll!
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Furry Trash Podcast @furrytrashpodcast.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This week on #furrytrashpodcast , Ink is joined by @hellbadger.bsky.social ! youtu.be/Fn4-z9HcVbE?...
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Furry Trash Podcast | S9Ep17 HellBadger
YouTube video by FurryTrash Podcast
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I read a number of long running sci-fi stories on Reddit. Tonight, 264 chapters into one of my favourites, one of my favourite characters has died and I'm here weeping like an idiot. I will not be getting over this any time soon. DON'T GET INTO READING KIDS! IT WILL ONLY HURT YOU!
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Shuts the door on twitter. Sits down in bluesky with a cup of tea. Listens to the quiet. That's better.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Got a number of mutuals following. Unrepentant, avoid.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Remaining incompetent to ensure I don't really have imposter syndrome... Tonight apparently I am incompetent at "getting some fucking sleep"
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I drank many drinks, I ate terrible food, I am a shriveled, dehydrated mess so very full of gas and tummy ache..... But it was such a nice night.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 06/02/2026
Brother Mort liked the peace and solitude of his herb garden but even so a visit from Sister Dot and her latest tranche of dirty jokes rarely went unappreciated
dot the opossum yukkin' it up with the bemused badger herbalist
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
vm.tiktok.com/ZNR2ypq7J/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
It's Yule and you know what? These time of family and friends I was told to start being more active, more present. So here I am. I should show what I've been up too, things I've made. So.... I'll be posting some tiktoks and links to the things I've been up to.
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Ghostdog Millionaire 🇿🇦/sa @projectauuman.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
jake paul entered a boxing match wearing the logos of a irl massive racist and then got his jaw broken by a black man. i think that's beautiful
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 21/12/2025
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Cassyus Rex @renegade-rabbit.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I could watch Jake Paul get knocked on his ass all day. Oh what a beautiful morning.
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
important
badger eating berries
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Same mate, same.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The grand old duke of York, He had ten million quid, He gave it to someone he'd never met, For something he never did.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
this
illustration of myself holding a big fluffy dinosaur baby crying tearsillustration of myself rubbing my face on the giant fluffy baby dinosaur like a cat
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Cait @caitesq.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Found this today on Instagram and had to share. (The artist, Siberian Lizard, is not on Bluesky.)
Alignment chart of mustelids. 

Lawful good: marbled polecat
Neutral good: otter
Chaotic good: ferret
Lawful neutral: badger
True neutral: ermine
Chaotic neutral: fisher cat
Lawful evil: honey badger
Neutral evil: wolverine
Chaotic evil: mink
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The #1 movie from when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 will go. Well that says everything really. Also, you kids making me feel OLD!
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a lion king cartoon with hakuna matata written on it
ALT: a lion king cartoon with hakuna matata written on it
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Christmas is a tough time of year for me. This year is very bad with financial issues causing me to cancel one of the biggest things I was looking forward to on top of the usual shit in my head. No decorations or anything have gone up this year,I just feel numb to it. I'm not ok.But I'm surviving.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
What the dog doin'? #Hmmmmmmm #FurriesRuinEverything #CursedChristmas
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Pygmybun 🐰 @chargan.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
“Don’t talk to me or my son ever again”
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
A month ago I adopted a one eyed hamster from my local animal shelter
Hamster comic reads ‘I’ve lost count of how many days I’ve spent in this rodent body. Time moves differently here. My estimate is one more human year to find Fenrir and release him so that I can gain my God form’One eyed hamster page that reads Odin The All Hamster Hamster comic that reads ‘This is now my third residence with a human. This particular female seems overly attentive’Comic page that reads ‘ Human offers me tribute of song. Hold me closer tiny hamster, sing us a song you’re a hamster man, Rhythm is a hamster, it’s beginning to look like hamster’
And of treats. This pleases me
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Marf @marf.dog · 16/12/2025
Oh this looks like a good place to la-AGHHHHHHHᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴᴴ
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Protect the Wild @protectthewild.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
There’s still a final badger cull happening in Cumbria next year. Despite the fact everyone knows badger culling has done nothing to tackle TB in cattle.
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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
… and he SERVED ✨
Bugs Bunny in drag
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/09/2025
People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
A baby 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 03/11/2023
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA—
Sign advertising “Brunch Club Porn Cakes”
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Rating locations I've passed through on the local populace's ability to hang a union flag (union jack) the right way up. Haxby roundabout, York ring road. 9/10 only 2 of the 15 upside down. Goole, Howden Road. 2/10 23 of 35 upside down. Clearly proud of our nation.
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Adrian+Shane @adrianandshane.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
Side-by-side images of Banksy’s mural on the Royal Courts of Justice in London. On the left, the artwork appears faded and scrubbed, leaving only a ghostly outline of a judge raising a gavel over a protester holding a placard. On the right, the mural is fully visible in sharp black and white stencil, showing a judge in a traditional white wig and robes striking down at a protester who defends himself with a bloodied sign.
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Nash @radiodeadair.com · 10/09/2025
Banks: We will not let you have smut about furries or fairies or whatever you sick sick sick sickos Also banks: Oh hello Mr. International Pedophile how can we move your money today?
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