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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus.

@hellbadger.bsky.social
326 followers 317 following 348 posts

They/Them•Pansexual•Enby•Hairy•Weirdo•I LIKE TRAINS!•Neurospicy•Cfz RegTeam•NO MINORS!•Can be NSFW•

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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I forever wish to be described as "Plump, but still menacing."
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Is it just me, or does he just look like Harry Enfield playing the part of a stupid politician? Has anybody seen Harry Enfield recently? Just checking......
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Jan @janstreit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Ukrainian artist, Vera Kavura
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I cannot stress enough how you should not engage with this AT ALL. You won't change people's views, you won't do good, no matter what you say, your words will be twisted to their narrative. They've just aired "The ADHD Myth". They are NOT our friends and they do NOT have our best interests at heart.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I'd have been a bit of a dick not to XD <3
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fawn 🌷 @fawnspots.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
They say bad luck comes in threes but at this point I’m just waiting for it to end. I had to go to A&E to have a bad dog bite treated. My right hand is out of use and I can’t draw. 💔 Just gently boosting this again because I am really in need of help and can’t open for commissions like I planned 🥲
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I was pleasantly surprised!
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Merry Womb Eviction Anniversary you beautiful bastard <3
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 16/06/2024
Jadzia: I like to tell Dad jokes 
Kira: does he laugh?
Jadzia: what?
Kira: go home amateur
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
How is today going? Yes.
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Inbal Breda @greyannis.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Might as well post it here! A magical girl animation I've been slowly chipping at over the weekends for ages.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
The baby!!!!!
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Still not bled out I see...
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It's 25 years old..... Happy to help.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
...... But that's not telegram?
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
@chiitan.love ^ <3
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I.... Wait! What?! Thank you Chiitan-chan!!!! ちぃたんちゃん、ありがとう!あなたの動画、いつも楽しみに見ています!私たちの味方でいてくれてありがとう!
A like notification from Chiitan on Bluesky
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I'm driving the gay bus!!!! See you at #LeedsPride everybody!!! (I'm driving the blue and white one!)
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Do what now Leeds?! #UeUe'sInBothLanes
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
You don't owe me shit you silly muffin
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Last night there was some cheeky 10pm deltic action. Very good.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It fuckin hurt man! XD
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Money can't buy you happiness... But it can buy you a ticket for a diesel gala and beer... Wich is pretty much the same thing.
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Gareth @gawuffy.co.uk · 05/06/2026
I'm sorry what? As part of its 1987 rebrand British Rail's sectorised freight business Railfreight had its own branded After Eight mints and called them AFTER FREIGHT!?
A black After Eight mint wrapper with gold lettering "After Freight. Wafer-thin mints by Railfreight of Britain". A gold logo is reproduced on the wrapper.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
$2.5 trillion well spent.
AI Overview

There is exactly 1 letter "r" in the word "cookie" (c-o-o-k-i-e).
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Natalie de Corsair @nataliedecorsair.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Do a barrel roll!
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Furry Trash Podcast @furrytrashpodcast.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This week on #furrytrashpodcast , Ink is joined by @hellbadger.bsky.social ! youtu.be/Fn4-z9HcVbE?...
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Furry Trash Podcast | S9Ep17 HellBadger
YouTube video by FurryTrash Podcast
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I read a number of long running sci-fi stories on Reddit. Tonight, 264 chapters into one of my favourites, one of my favourite characters has died and I'm here weeping like an idiot. I will not be getting over this any time soon. DON'T GET INTO READING KIDS! IT WILL ONLY HURT YOU!
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It happens man, you can't know everything about everybody. It has happened to me too, but the fact that you've blocked them and feel bad means you're a decent human being.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Heck yeah! Let's go!
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a badger walking down a dirt path in a field
ALT: a badger walking down a dirt path in a field
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I had this shit a few years back, absolutely would not take it that I wasn't the debtor. Debt collectors are the worst.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
You know if they were sorry about it, people grow, people learn, people seek help, the benefit of the doubt could be given... But in this case, absolutely fuck off.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Fuck yeah, I did threaten to burn down the bank of England if badgers didn't get on a note.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Shuts the door on twitter. Sits down in bluesky with a cup of tea. Listens to the quiet. That's better.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
*threat pose* *Stares* *Headbutts* *Lays on you* What the fuck woman?!
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Got a number of mutuals following. Unrepentant, avoid.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I hope you continue to bring disgust to the narrow minded and enjoy being yourself. Show them the middle finger with a smile!
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This and other lies at noon.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Hello. Yes. We are the best family!
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Remaining incompetent to ensure I don't really have imposter syndrome... Tonight apparently I am incompetent at "getting some fucking sleep"
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
All for a [censored] bowl.
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
What. The. Actual. Shit?!?!?! You do all that work for years and not a thing? Vent in our group chat.... I have some very choice words....
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I drank many drinks, I ate terrible food, I am a shriveled, dehydrated mess so very full of gas and tummy ache..... But it was such a nice night.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 06/02/2026
Brother Mort liked the peace and solitude of his herb garden but even so a visit from Sister Dot and her latest tranche of dirty jokes rarely went unappreciated
dot the opossum yukkin' it up with the bemused badger herbalist
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
This is the perfect image
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Please enjoy some footage from me and my friend from way back in 2002 ;p youtu.be/Zc85kHSi5Mk?...
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D1041 is Awesome! Maybach Thrash part 2!
YouTube video by avocet89
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
My first exposure to a wizzo was D1014 at the ELR gala in 2002... Been in line ever since. Always had a soft spot for hydraulics, specially Teddy Bears and Hymeks
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
You lucky sausage, I missed out on a ticket :(
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Hell Badger, a Sparkling Homunculus. @hellbadger.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Greta does not understand the workings of mechanical turbochargers if that is the case >=} GLAAAAAG!!!!!!!!!!!
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Em @irradiatedmouse.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
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