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slippery and unashamed to bite. 30+, NSFW NO MINORS Owned and beloved by @dezno

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Lamblimped Cryo (35 days) @cryolithius.bsky.social · 4h
FA regardless of your personal feelings, is the core of the fandom and losing it would mean YEARS AND YEARS of art, messages, pages, and memorials for people that have passed, would be gone. We CANNOT allow ourselves to rely simply on sites like bsky, twitter, insta, etc. etc. to be our defaults.
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Charlie 🐁 @punypunymouse.bsky.social · 43m
Charlie thought it would be good to spend the night at Kicks’ place, and it was comfortable sprawled out on that bulge for the night! Too bad the skunk might of forgotten about his guest come morning though…! A fun piece by @sophymn.bsky.social!! Last minute Skunktember comm… #comm #comms
Charlie dangling by the underwear of Kicks from Animal Crossing. Kicks is unaware of his presence, as he says: “I’m feelin’ like I forgot about somethin’… ‘Prolly not THAT important if I forgot it though.”
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Bob Mackey @bobservo.bsky.social · 2h
we already have so much to keep track of, and now there are three Ted timelines
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kc green @kcg.bsky.social · 1h
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Bancha 🍂🆚 @bancha.positivt.space · 1h
I think this is the first time I've ever said "Can we go back to the live action please"
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Samantha Burns @cheesecakechik.bsky.social · 1h
HEY LOIS, I MADE A TV SHOW LOIS
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Lumin @screwy.bsky.social · 59m
It's really funny how you can have a live action show that actually does well for being a streaming platform exclusive, and then it just gets all its sauce drained because "making the CG bear was hard" so now it's a cartoon for people that'll just watch Family Guy or American Dad instead
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zac @10amlunch.bsky.social · 55m
it’s not even highschool ted it’s in the movie times post timeskip it’s ted shippuden
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Rotten Tomatoes @rottentomatoes.com · 3h
First poster for #Ted: The Animated Series - premiering December 17 on Peacock.
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Possum A-ko @kaiserbeamz.bsky.social · 43m
Incredible how this one poster took a sledgehammer to the "Seth MacFarlane is cool actually" trend that had been going non-stop for years.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 42m
This has the potential to rip apart comity between the states. If SCOTUS comes in and says that blue states can't regulate abortion in their own states and red states get a veto over it, it'll create a massive crisis for federalism. thehill.com/homenews/sta...
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Red states challenge mail-order abortion shield laws for providers
Three attorneys general in anti-abortion states filed a lawsuit directly with the U.S. Supreme Court on Wednesday challenging the abortion shield laws of three Democratic-led states that protect ph…
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 17h
Lmao hell yeah, bringing AI into the Trump truth social slop cinematic universe ought to do wonders for its public image
White House Twitter account says: OFFICIAL with a real goofy looking graphic that says “SUPER INTELLIGENCE - SI -“
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rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 17h
"Why is your head wet" and other questions I have asked my cat today that I do not actually want an answer for
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blob @gwmthing.bsky.social · 19h
playing big walk solo
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n0rtist @n0rtist.bsky.social · 17h
Coincidentally, the shader looked like it could work on the Blub from the Sift #minecraft #fanart
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WolfWireless @1800000burn.hyper.wang · 28/09/2026
When he flips it around the sign says "More" #1800Woof #Fatfur
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Cassie's Teraposting Arc (GluttonousGuzzlord) @gluttonousguzzlord.bsky.social · 23h
NEVER BE AFRAID TO INDULGE AND BE YOUR TRUEST SELF!!!! ❤️
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Pandita Kei @panditakei.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Commission for @sbearzon.bsky.social of his OC Harry ^^.
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Drip Dry 🔞 @ASC @jackalstyle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 17h
Eric Schmitt is what happens when a state becomes so red that you don’t need to be a talented politician to become a US Senator. And to be fair, there are examples of this in blue states too. Iron sharpens iron.
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Xor @xoraevius.cc · 18h
thanks for liking the blue cat #furryart #pokesona #luxray
anthro luxray saying pog and flexing cutely
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Mot @marqosias.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yesterday was @bsky.typh.zone's birthday!! :>
A bust illustration of Kasran the typhlosion
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Funkit Toys @funkittoys.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I have seen my first bit of candy corn hate, and as the herald of "lol i bet it tastes like ass" jokes, my duty is clear. Come and preorder before prices go up and shipping begins October 1st. Happy Swalloween. www.funkittoys.com/shop/p/candy...
three differently-sized candy corn shaped and colored buttplugs sit in a pot of candy corn on a contrasting blue background.
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Today I will remind them of her
Dolphin Bomber
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Myoti ➡️ Megaplex @mxbatty.bsky.social · 17h
Still open for spots as soon as possible!! Next bill is due tomorrow!!
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Tezuka looking down from heaven with pride, knowing his legacy of drawing boobs on barely anthropomorphized animals lived on
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Fivel🐊🍕 @fivel.bsky.social · 17h
Getting spicy
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KingKuga 🔜 MFF @kingkuga.bsky.social · 18h
Wowie buddy, you've got a big (cuddly) imagination!
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 18h
Banana from Path of Titans
colorful illustration of Eurhinosaurus, an ichtyosaur with a long upper jaw, colored yellow with brown spots like a ripe banana. it has large brown eyes and is smiling. the name "Banana" is written out in yellow and brown bubble letters.
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水泥小猫 @depravedstar.bsky.social · 17h
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 17h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 9, Episode 7
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🪞😑Despite everything, it's still Frist 🦄🐲 🔜 HrtlndHowloween+BLFC @fristart.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
🎈🩳 🔫👿🍑😳 🦉🙄 Have some MoxxiENM Courtesy of emo owlettes. #furryart #helluvaboss #moxxie #Millie #loona #ovtaviagoetia
Moxxie at the beach running and shooting after his trunks after Octavia tied them to balloons while the other girls mock him.
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🪞😑Despite everything, it's still Frist 🦄🐲 🔜 HrtlndHowloween+BLFC @fristart.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
✨👙 @lupopossum.bsky.social ain't nobody wanna see my ass. #furryart
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Zyonji @zyonji.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Goodbye blue. The true hue.
A scene in all blue hues, depicting Zyonji, the anthropomorphic striped hyena, standing on a bridge with a fait cityscape in the far distance.  Zyonji wears a blue dress with an aquatic print and many decorative elements adorned on it.  Zyonji's hair is softly animated by a gentle wind.
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🪞😑Despite everything, it's still Frist 🦄🐲 🔜 HrtlndHowloween+BLFC @fristart.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
👼🦌🎟️ Lawful Neutral //// You're gonna need to get your own pair'a golden tickets if you wanna willy her wonka. #helluvaboss #furryart
Deerie showing off her reward of a "One Free Sin" ticket, adding it to her collection.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 17h
watch out that thing's mad
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Chelsey @dickmagiciangirl.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Been doing some painting practice recently, how do ya like it
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Lane Stellmaker @hipcrimevocab.net · 17h
This is because Trump can’t say or spell artificial right now
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four* @f0urst4r.net · 21h
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 17h
Lmao brb, taking an all expenses paid trip to the Strait of Hormuz complements of the Iranian government
Clash Report • @clashreport • 6h
IRGC spokesperson invites Americans to visit Iran and "see the reality for themselves," saying Iran will cover their expenses and arrange for them to visit the Strait of Hormuz.
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Rolo🔜MFF @rolobear.bsky.social · 23h
Very adorable gift made by @fofoforest.bsky.social for my bday yesterday! I love it a lot :D
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It’s Too Early For This @not2early.bsky.social · 2h
Newt Gingrich? Is there a word that means I’m laughing but I’m also terrified ?
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kristinekenyon.bsky.social @kristinekenyon.bsky.social · 2h
Ugh. Quick primer on why real OC peeps *hate* Palmer Luckey (aka Matt Gaetz’ BIL) @larrytenney.bsky.social bsky.app/profile/mous...
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gregorian rants @gregorianrants.bsky.social · 2h
no fatties, no beardos, no weirdos
elon musk looking fatLuckey palmer facial hairNewt gingrich laughing maniacally
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 2h
Fastest I can photoshop...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 2h
I thought this guy said no fatties and no weirdos.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2h
Hegseth: "Project Meridian will be co-led by three of our nation's best minds: Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich"
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pony_dreaming🔞 @ponydreaming.bsky.social · 22h
Mac hole 😘 #nsfw #mlp #clop
nsfw image featuring Big Mac. A close up of his beautiful butt!
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HAYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 17h
youtu.be/plD_7TYv5ng?...
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iNvader Zim Dark Harvest Sped Up (X2)
YouTube video by THE.PINEAPPLE.GUS
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 17h
you have GOT to look at Aaron Sorkin’s fake tan here www.instagram.com/reel/Dd4cDFX...
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