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Helios Mithras

@heliosmithras.bsky.social
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I'm just a supraheavenly boy, standing in front of eternity, asking it to love him People are to be loved. Things are to be used.

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Toks Nilhaw @toksnilhaw.bsky.social · 6h
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Sherrod Brown @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social · 17h
NEW AD: Listen to this sh*t.
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Emily Blunt Guts @glocktopus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You can’t “just grab em in the biscuits” anymore. Because of woke.
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rad uncle @raduncle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they're not the stepmoms, they're the moms who stepped up
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cancer just got a devastating diagnosis 😔
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Dolly Parton Day to all who celebrate #9to5 ❤️
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Dolly Parton - Workin' 9 to 5 Performance
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad dad monch
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
For anybody planning some Halloween night shenanigans 😊
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Higher Than Onix @higherthanonix.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm not sure what bardic spell Mamdani cast on trump, but it's definitely banned at my table
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The final boss of "Bsky doesn't understand jokes" 😬
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thegladerunner.bsky.social @thegladerunner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Capitalists always lie about “free markets.” They buy politicians to rig the laws against consumers. They drive out their competition to cheat their way into huge monopolies. They rig trade deals. They fight labeling laws. They fight like dogs against fair wages and fair prices. We can do better.
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brad (so-called free thinker) @bradicality.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
yeah I wouldn't even be mad
DM from BURGER with a burger pfp 
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Follows you
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Today at 8:26 AM hey 👋man have you ever wished to have burger
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Julia Serano @juliaserano.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
NEW ESSAY on last week's deluge of Dems embracing anti-trans positions. let's stop fixating on trans ppl & instead recognize that Dems have a cisgender problem. pls share! Medium (friend link): juliaserano.medium.com/on-democrats... & Substack (no paywall): juliaserano.substack.com/p/on-democra...
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On Democrats Who Cave in Response to Anti-Trans Attack Ads
and more importantly: a response to all the cis people responding to the way that trans people are responding to said Democrats’ responses
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Nick Peterson @thetecheng.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Butlerian Jihad Now!

Send computers to hell. If you maks a robot I will kill you.
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'll believe Rogan is truly left-wing when he calls for the Talaricos of the world to be sent to re-education camps to learn about critical support of our trans comrades. Not a second before that.
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Eron Main @eronmain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
[citation needed]
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuckin. Get. Him.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I voted WITH Republicans" - regardless of what comes next - should be disqualifying for any Democrat in this cycle. Jesus, people. Read the room. Nobody is looking for nonpartisan cooperation right now.
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
BREAKING: Sex Bob-omb will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran
Scott Pilgrim's band "Sex Bob-omb" from the Scott Pilgrim movie
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Grimby @omegagrim.itch.io · 15/09/2026
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
According to Ka$h over here, this guy's excuse of "the horse was making eyes at me" is a legitimate defense. It's gonna be a sad day to have eyes when Patel's HD finally gets analyzed.
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
China: grows food USA:
Wait. That's illegal.
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Come on, "dogtism" was right there 😔
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What are you, the sandwich pol....I'm sorry officer, you're right. I shouldn't have put a whole beet in my grilled cheese.
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hey Centrist Dem Cowards™, this is the only correct response when asked about trans issues on a national stage.
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Andrew Carlson @abkarlsson.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Quick someone refurbish Hadrian’s wall and make the English pay for it.
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Crown Royal Smuggler @compasshead1.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
You might think it's cool and fun to be a natural conduit to the afterlife but trust me you do not wish to spend your days with the ghosts of Louis Pasteur and Upton Sinclair both screaming "No! NO!!!" as the ghosts of Marx and Engles smugly chuckle "Told ya so lol saw it comin a mile away"
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Holy hell, this is ground zero for not understanding jokes on Bsky
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Little Girl Says 'Preach Truth'
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Mr. Gay Man Watch @paragon12321.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Giving the game away on who gets to be "all Americans"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
You know where people don’t get bitten by Dracula? Applebees. Eating good in the neighborhood.
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Y'all stop making fun of my gf in the comments 😞
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Futurama Liubot: Memory Deleted
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
One of the comment threads of all time
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Powerline wouldn't use AI, and neither should you.
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That second one hits way too close to home
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Bluesky is dying" with this kind of content? I don't think so 😤
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hey, that's not fair. Shitting on Jeffries is fun IRL, too
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Christ on a fuckin cracker
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Super chill guy, that Werner
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle
A shitty CGI mecha robot from the B-movie "Atlantic Rim" rises up out of the ocean with beach goers running away. It is a cheap rip-off of the acclaimed B+ movie "Pacific Rim"
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humanityisstupid.bsky.social @humanityisstupid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Helios Mithras @heliosmithras.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What a sad and hard couple of days. Rest easy Dolly and Tim. You were both wonderful in your own ways and humanity is lesser for our loss 💔
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Antici (Say It) Pation! - Rhps
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