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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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natemare before christmas @natescape.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do you know how much has to have gone wrong for me to not like the internet
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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Driving stick is hot girl shit, even if youre a boy. Doesnt matter.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/09/2026
the only sandwich an eccentric millionaire could drag me out of retirement for one last rotation
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 🥀🪦💀 @aub.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
i love how sometimes in qud a watervine farmer is, unexpectedly, a lizard. nobody really minds. sometimes people are lizards. obviously. why would anyone care. welcome to qud, live and drink. don't make it weird
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KED @helico.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
We had sticker books that had some normal paper pages and some that were coated. You could put the best stickers on the coated pages until you found the perfect thing to stick them to and they would come right off.
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DOKI DOKI CRT PIXEL @crtpixel.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
SUPER BOMBERMAN: PANIC BOMBER W RAIZING CO. 1995 SUPER FAMICOM
Bomberman laying on a beach staring at a crab and wondering if he could use a bomb as a shell
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Cara Ellison @caraellison.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Why can’t we play a game together where our collective exhaustion brain is an actual asset
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KED @helico.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
how can he possibly top this in episode 4375
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Pivoting from "would dad approve" to "would a bug approve" makes landscaping a lot more enjoyable
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 27/07/2026
my new Rory Blank tee made the Dollar Tree clerk have an existential crisis
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 25/07/2026
a good piece of advice i once got is to disregard any despairing thoughts about the trajectory of your life that you might have after 9 PM. those are the night thoughts and we do not speak of them
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daria argento @mommywiseau.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
BRIAN ENO: came up with some new strategies today ME: oh hell yea. that sounds awesome. i hope theyre straightforward BRIAN ENO: ...
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
babe wake up new jerma team fortress 2 video
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KED @helico.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Check out optar, very dense with good redundancy. You'd want a decent scanner to rebuild it later: ronja.twibright.com/optar/
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Twibright Optar
Data archiving codec for paper, laser printer and scanner
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The Emotion Engine @emotion-engine.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I love that “What if Monopoly had a story mode and neighborhoods had elemental affinities and your houses each had their own stats and leveled up and fought each other no please don’t leave, the smallest board only takes three hours to finish!” has enough legs to get remade for 30 years straight.
The title screen for the PS2 port of Culdcept on a CRT.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
once the air quality index goes above 500 you start to see entire bricks floating suspended in the air. it’s pretty cool actually, you can climb on them and stuff
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Memoria @memoriamatters.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
✨ happy summer gamers !! ✨ three new shirts are available RIGHT NOW on memmade.com !! 😱 very lucky to have collaborated with artist nathaniel russell on these. i hope you like them.
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shy🎀 @shy.center · 15/07/2026
the best music you've ever heard in your life will be on compilations with covers like this
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Greg Pryjmachuk @minskworks.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
It's still a kei truck, the insurance company just has a few questions... 🛻💨
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
If I looked down at my hands and saw Gamera looking back at me with absolute trust and affection like this I'm pretty sure all my problems would go away
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
When the weather gets hot, please take special care for the goths in your life. With their floor-length coats, platform shoes, and velvet capes, it’s hard for them to thermoregulate as we do.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hello. I am posting the Taskmaster Australia Season 6 cast reveal video for, probably, obvious reasons. it will go to air next year youtu.be/dCG-wpR6_dY?...
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Taskmaster AU: Season 6 Cast Reveal
YouTube video by ru82
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Memoria @memoriamatters.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
they can't keep doing this
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 01/07/2026
Good Evening, “video games” was a 45 year sociological study conducted by hardware development industries. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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Caves of Qud @cavesofqud.com · 25/06/2026
Listen and drink, friends! We're ECSTATIC to bring you the Caves of Qud OST on vinyl, in collaboration with @stumpyfrog.bsky.social and Lost in Cult. Gorgeous original gatefold art by @stvulture.bsky.social. Triple LP. Pre-orders open now: www.lostincult.co.uk/shop/p/caves...
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Why would you pay $80 for GTA VI and get one game when you could buy UFO 50 for $25 and get fifty games
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KED @helico.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I don't remember any indoor courses, but to be fair I did the mini golf and go karts just one time each. Too busy playing pinball.
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KED @helico.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I used to walk here when I was a kid to play Twilight Zone pinball and Bubble Bobble, they had an incredibly good arcade. The bowling alley arcade around the corner was a lot smaller but they had a Monster Bash.
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
reading my 2008 edition of American Psycho where there’s an entire chapter of Patrick Bateman going on about Clap Your Hands Say Yeah
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 19/05/2026
new york construction guy hearing about a "tufted titmouse": heh, this i gotta see!! later: that noble crest, the stout beak, the peach wash. the tufted titmouse is an exemplar of the natural beauty with which we are privileged to share this earth
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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
We now, at all times, know where the bus is, where the parcel is, how it progresses towards you. The knowledge weighs upon us, and makes us ill at ease. The bus should arrive like the rain.
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Tfthggggttrf @feather.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
a kid came in the junk shop and asked when are we getting Iron Maiden shirts. I said Saturday but they're kinda weird. that was in 2008 and now we're rereleasing this limited edition ice cream bootleg, on trendy off-white shirts www.fujichia.com/house/floor0...
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KED @helico.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
add a little dab of white miso to that bad boy imo
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
YOU. WILL. GO. ONLINE.
A cover for a magazine that says "YOU WILL GO ONLINE. We reveal why you'll be dying to play in cyberspace!"
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🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I really thought about living a carbon negative life and decided like buying an electric car or flying less wouldn't do it at all and I had to actually reforest like 30 acres so thats what I did which actually makes me carbon negative. Most of the shit in the ether is just product marketing.
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KED @helico.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Me too, it's my favorite spot to find an old cookbook someone made themselves. It was quite shocking to see at the time.
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KED @helico.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Yes it is!
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KED @helico.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
This post reminded me of a very exciting graffiti spotting from long ago.
Some found-in-books ephemera pasted to a wall in a bathroom of a place you vaguely recognize, and remember being hard to find. On a handwritten note there is scrawled the band name "FUNERAL CONE". The 'A' looks kind of weird in a way that I personally liked quite a bit. The whole photo is tinged pink because it was taken with an extremely broken phone camera in 2014.
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Greg Pryjmachuk @minskworks.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
🚨New Dev Log Post🚨 Legends never die! Exploring the inspiration of Dope Wars (1998), it's history and it's legacy tied to Honcho.
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Robin Clarke @rclarke.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Editor: You get those photos of Dan Aykroyd playing Space Duel?
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Favorite Vegetable @favoritevegetable.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
not sure anyone is interested in the behind the scenes... but here is the drawing that I wound up changing last night!
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KED @helico.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Very interested thank you!
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KED @helico.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
When your rear window squirter is clogged but you're a bicycle mechanic.
A bicycle pump hooked up to a rubber hose. The hose leads into a 2001 Honda Insight's rear window washer fluid nozzle.The rear washer nozzle, formerly clogged, now functional.
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Memoria @memoriamatters.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
i wish you all to smoke a fat bluff on this weed day
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the original Aloof Wife @cpi.pinball.horse · 16/04/2026
scans: Sega pinball flyers (part 1) initial deluge of EXTREMELY RARE Sega pinball flyers, most available in high res for the first time ever. pinballnovice.blogspot.com/2026/04/scan... #pinball #japan #eremeka #bingopinball #scans #showa
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KED @helico.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I see this behavior a lot in the middle of the night and assume it has to be guys drunk driving. Like they're using the car in front of them so they don't drive right off the road or something.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 15/04/2026
LOGGING ON
close up of Special Agent Dana Scully looking unhappy subtitled 

[disgusted sigh]
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KED @helico.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I have decided that neither of my tiny cars are tiny enough so I am going even smaller.
A dark blue 2001 Honda Insight with white wheels. The car is glistening in the setting sun.
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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
in the thirties this morning but seventies this afternoon. me and all the other dads are in shorts. when you're a kid in New England they teach you how to astral project your legs chronologically across the day to maintain temperature instead of relying on cloth
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