Reposted by Helena RichesAlexander Fox @alexanderfox1.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I simply refuse to believe this isn’t a Chris Morris sketch: 781830452
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 22/01/2026media.tenor.coma man is standing on top of a brick wall and says `` i fart in your general direction '' .ALT: a man is standing on top of a brick wall and says `` i fart in your general direction '' . 000
Reposted by Helena RichesMike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 13/10/2025This poll in The Times is still open. Go to —> compass.pressekompass.net/compasses/ti... 49457302
Reposted by Helena RichesDreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Red-faced, outdated, and (once primed) designed to explode on the slightest shock, this thing here is a Gammon. I hope it's survived hearing about the new Archbishop of Canterbury. 926548
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 02/09/2025I know @rnib.bsky.social has a strong and very worthwhile campaign to raise awareness of Alt text. I think it's fair to say that @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social has understood the assignment here 👌🤣 062
Reposted by Helena RichesOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Nationalism is by default unimaginative and paradoxically every example of it is broadly similar to other examples everywhere else in the world. It's always about flags and chants and xenophobic exceptionalism. The mantra of people who don't have the imagination to actually love where they live. 1693045690
Reposted by Helena RichesCraig Deeley @craiguito.bsky.social · 12/07/2025🎵 High on a hill stood a moany boat turd 🎶 0486110
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Was going to tag @dreadships.bsky.social into this, but then realised I can't see a naval ship in this picture at all.... 010
Reposted by Helena RichesEddie Mair @eddiemair.bsky.social · 17/06/2025This is the last thing the BBC needs 176118152245
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 15/06/2025media.tenor.comBe Careful Now GIFALT: Be Careful Now GIF 010
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 06/06/2025The pot thickens.... www.edp24.co.uk/news/2522054... 010
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows 1254
Reposted by Helena RichesAlice Lilly @aliceolilly.bsky.social · 05/06/2025‘I once fell out with the US president so spectacularly that it caused one of the largest outbreaks of online schadenfreude in history’ 241877
Reposted by Helena RichesJerome @st-ivo.bsky.social · 05/06/2025There’s been another Tweet Chris! But from who? 5656145
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Some days I really can't work out if I'm nausaged or disappoofed.... The replies to this are 👌🤣 000
Reposted by Helena Richeschristhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 03/05/2025At this point we can only assume Labour's plan is to make everything as shit as possible so that at some point nearer the election they can undo it all again and everyone will go ahhh, that's better. 1213226
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 23/05/2025I cannot stress enough how important it is to follow @dreadships.bsky.social when there's any kind of waterborne vessel related debacle occuring. And at all other times too, but especially then 🚢😂 020
Reposted by Helena RichesNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 19/05/2025When analysing Boris Johnson’s post-PM journalism, especially in relation to his stance on the EU, you’d do well to remember he’s a honking, morally bankrupt old spunker who’d fart out the theme to ‘Bullseye’ if you paid him & he writes like a boxing glove full of Scrabble tiles. 48611
Reposted by Helena Richeschristhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 14/05/2025The most ambitious crossover event in history? I think not… 2227051
Reposted by Helena RichesTechpriest @techpriest.bsky.social · 04/05/2025*uses time machine to burst into a room ten years ago* "I don't have much time, but for the love of god choose Chaos with Ed Miliband™ " 241242316
Reposted by Helena RichesJason Sinclair @jsinclair.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Send those Aussie twins onto Race Across The World 0111
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Enjoying Rob Rinder sitting in for Jeremy Vine on the tellybox this week. More intelligent and empathetic debate, less deliberate provocation. Also note that, like all the best people, he appears to be left handed 👍 000
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 11/01/2025If you see this, post a ghost 👻media.tenor.coma man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a yellow tie and a pencil around his neckALT: a man with glasses and a mustache is wearing a yellow tie and a pencil around his neck 010
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 06/12/2024So grateful to google ai for helping me with this bacon related query 🥓👌. Which leads me on to a not entirely unrelated query: when does a rasher become a chop? 🤔 000
Reposted by Helena RichesBig Green Books @biggreenbooks.bsky.social · 02/12/2024ANNOUNCING The Big Green Books Christmas Raffle! Tickets are just £2 each. All the money raised is going on books for three amazing schools. You can win ALL these SIGNED books + £50 to spend on books of your choice. Details HERE. www.biggreenbookshop.com/index.php Please share far & wide, ta. 6152148
Reposted by Helena Richeszach silberberg @zachsilberberg.bsky.social · 02/12/2024What if I told you that the only reason I am bald is that I’m afraid of a Ratatouille situation? What if I told you that I’d have so much hair if not for the fear of a rat using me like a puppet? These are modes of control, Neo. This is how they manipulate us. Ratatouilles, Neo. Rats that pull hair. 102114192370
Reposted by Helena RichesColin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024"Middle-class women of a certain age to the south-west, Sir. A handful of 'em." 261726259
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 30/11/2024My threads feed is full of people sharing and re-sharing Tom Holland's memorable lip-sync battle. I love that people are still joyfully discovering it, and realising that before Spiderman was Spiderman he was a dancer and gymnast. Can't watch it too many times 😍 youtu.be/jPCJIB1f7jk?...youtu.beLip Sync Battle - Tom HollandYouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica 000
Reposted by Helena RichesBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Today’s poem is dedicated to all those who have taken it upon themselves to correct the grammar or spelling in my poems over the last few weeks. It’s called ‘Pedents’. 1111385264
Reposted by Helena RichesHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 30/11/2024It's not just the best film version, it's better than the original text because Scrooge ends up sitting down with Bob and not his awful relatives. Dickens must be kicking himself for getting it so wrong, and not including singing fruit. 2468493
Reposted by Helena RichesIan Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/11/2024And then, because this is arguably the most preposterous country on earth, Speaker Lindsay Hoyle says: "Right, thank you everybody. We're going to move on to the ferrets bill if people wish to leave." 41878175
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I've mostly followed today's assisted dying debate via Ian Dunt's superbly concise updates. It sounds like it was thoughtful and respectful from all viewpoints, and demonstrated that our parliament actually can be a place of constructive, compassionate debate. And then there's Robert Jenrick.... 020
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Well I did not have Sir Rod Stewart having such big feelings about Greg(ggg) Wallace on my bingo card for today... 110
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 27/11/2024This is my gut feeling too. Of course there are some who hold genuinely hearfelt views to which they are absolutely entitled, but I fear many others will be swayed by scaremongering and 'whataboutery' which is not supported by evidence from elsewhere. Would be a massive shame. 110
Reposted by Helena RichesAdam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I was taught to always avoid the Oxford comma by Mrs Nelson, my year 4 primary school teacher and a formidable dominatrix. But seriously, I love the Oxford Comma. So I made a starter pack of other serial comma aficionados. And I'll keep adding to it as I find more members of Team Oxford Comma . . . 3221279127
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 26/11/2024I've loved watching Lego movies with my two boys, some of them several times over. So cleverly done and so full of joy 😁media.tenor.comemmett from the lego movie says i think i got itALT: emmett from the lego movie says i think i got it 000
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 26/11/2024This pupper is an excellent timeline cleanser. What a very good boy 😆 040
Helena Riches @helenafriches.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Wondering if it's possible to wire all the "bUt tHeIr wImMiNs" up to the national grid at all? www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...bbc.co.ukBBC Sports Personality of the Year 2024: Everything you need to know about the iconic evening of sporting celebrationThe iconic awards show, famous for reflecting the sporting brilliance that has wowed the public over the last 12 months, will be live on BBC One and iPlayer from 7pm-9pm 000
Reposted by Helena RichesThe Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/11/2024üpdate: the solar system just got a new ninth planet 753090460
Reposted by Helena RichesT'Other Simon @tothersimon.bsky.social · 25/11/2024As you may know, the word 'banoffee' is a contraction of the names of its two primary ingredients (banana and toffee). What you may not know is that the same is true for the word 'Caramac' (caramel and mackerel). 1102
Reposted by Helena RichesPaul Bassett Davies @thewritertype.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Not to be alarmist about the increasingly frequent floods affecting the UK as a result of climate change, but I’ve just seen David Attenborough in a timber yard ordering wood in cubits while his assistant is in the pet shop buying two of everything. 16014
