Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 12/01/2025In their secret lair at Barnard Castle. 1020953
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Greenland: the polar bears speak out. 13506134
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 05/01/2025"We've crawled into Musk's sphincter by mistake" 212420
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 05/01/2025If you're not on the other place you'll be amused to hear that something has just blown up faster than a cybertruck battery. 4365
Reposted by Colin the DachshundSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 27/12/2024This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media 11306284713498
Reposted by Colin the DachshundHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 19/12/2024Great choice, he has friends in common with Trump 912232
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 19/12/2024"What do you mean, a sandwich? Give me a steak now or I'll smack you in the face." 7826
Reposted by Colin the DachshundBen Dunnell @bendunnell.bsky.social · 17/12/2024Have been laughing at this - originally posted by someone on Twitter - whenever I think of it for a day now. I mean, where do you start? 4162
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024"People keep getting ill from the milk the government don't want you to drink. Are they poisoning it? Makes you think." 2247
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Next week, Kemi answers the question: Is a burger classed as a sandwich or meat? 0161
Reposted by Colin the DachshundSarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 15/12/2024He stees you when you're stleeping. 525435
Reposted by Colin the DachshundAmanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Waking up with a hangover in your 20s vs Waking up with a hangover in your 40s 118821
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 13/12/2024"I didn't get where I am today by eating sandwiches. Only a rare steak for lunch will do for me." 0405
Reposted by Colin the DachshundSimon Gosden @simongosden.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Alexa define far right hypocrisy 14480179
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Where's the obligatory seasonal disappointing winter wonderland story? 3160
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Even team Trump have worked the grifter out. 17376101
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 04/12/2024John Torode's defence is his powers of observation can be lacking. 0150
Reposted by Colin the Dachshundchesterchap.bsky.social @chesterchap.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Nor is this one 2132
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Me discussing the Elgin Marbles with a patriot. 0220
Reposted by Colin the DachshundAdam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 02/12/2024So it turns out they spent £715 million on sending a grand total of FOUR volunteers to Rwanda. For comparison, this is more than you could expect to spend on building an entire brand new hospital in the UK 9523081242
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024"Nobody expects the middle-class women of a certain age" 410516
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 02/12/2024"Nobody expects the middle-class women of a certain age" 221144
Reposted by Colin the DachshundBladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024The fact that Elon Musk wanted to give Nigel Farage and Reform UK $100m but couldn't because it was illegal should be the death of Reform, who supposedly are all about sovereignty and the 'working' man. But it won't be because they are all stupid. 541889427
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Identity of Greg Wallace's PR advisor revealed. 313032
Reposted by Colin the DachshundGrumpenstein’s Monster @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Two middle class women of a certain age are talking. Woman 1: What exercise is Greg(g) Wallace doing? Woman 2: I think it’s called a plank Woman 1: Oh sorry, you’re right! What exercise is that plank doing? 615330
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Front of the Back of the Xmas tree Xmas tree 1181
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024"Middle-class women of a certain age to the south-west, Sir. A handful of 'em." 261726259
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Greg Wallace set to host Masterchef Australia, as he only has a few hundred feet left to dig to get to the studio. 533239
Reposted by Colin the DachshundMockeree @mockeree.bsky.social · 01/12/2024New Rees-Mogg reality show aims to dispel a few misconceptions 0289
Reposted by Colin the DachshundWill Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag.bsky.social · 01/12/2024🚨BREAKING🚨 Bear Grylls has been deployed to the Thames to baptise Gregg Wallace 58910
Reposted by Colin the DachshundStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 01/12/2024You'd never have had all this bother if Loyd Grossman was still presenting. 87910
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 01/12/2024"We've found a middle-class woman of a certain age. May we behave inappropriately towards her?" 26910
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 29/11/2024"I just couldn't resist the buttery biscuit base." 0200
Reposted by Colin the DachshundEd Conway @edconway.bsky.social · 28/11/2024But hang on, I hear (some of) you say... what about small boats? They're the main thing most politicians talk about after all... So how DO small boat arrivals compare with legal migration? Here's your answer in a chart 👇 914493
Colin the Dachshund @dachshundcolin.bsky.social · 28/11/2024What's all the fuss about with Wicked? 1301
