Reposted by HeidibideThe Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Worth every penny... 162
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I just truly don’t understand disabling comments. If you want to just post your bullshit without starting a conversation? Go to substack or LiveJournal or some shit. 000
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why are cats like this? To the person who feeds them?? 010
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Sittin here eatin an uncrustable and crying over Glenn Frey’s death If you can’t relate, don’t bother to reply 000
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 05/10/2026EVERY MORNING … when I wake up and hope it has happened… I know it hasn’t, because I haven’t been woken by this 120
Reposted by HeidibideKelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Everyone should be fighting for Universal Healthcare and disability rights. Health is fragile. You can become disabled or chronically ill in an instant. It’s not a moral failing. It can wipe out your savings and leave you destitute. Healthcare is a basic human right. 21827303
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Who can get me into a room with Don Henley? I just want to ask about the Wasted Time Reprise, and how that came about, and why it is the most beautiful piece of music ever played and why it doesn’t last one hundred times longer 010
Reposted by HeidibideGod @thegodshow.com · 03/10/2026“The most ordinary man imaginable” will go down as one of the most memorable putdowns of all time.thegodshow.comBless Angie Nixon For Torching JD VanceBurn it down. 461625292
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Remember when toilet paper commercials extolled its softness or how nicely it treated you, rather than making you actually think about its purpose, which it really is merely sufficient at? 000
Reposted by Heidibideebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Wow! Can we clone this man? Asking for every American City! 😍 44798872119
Reposted by HeidibideBlue Turquoise @bluet-urquoise.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How do we really feel? This is the time we all need to speak out the elections are up ahead and anyone that reads our comments will benefit. 1449185344709
Reposted by HeidibideEmma Peel's Ass-Kicking Judo Chop @herkikiness.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It wouldn't have happened if they hadn't raped her. Period. Your response dimishes the trauma and horror that every victim of sexual assault suffers. Stop trying to defend an indefensible position. Signed, a survivor of sexual assault, who wasn't inebriated in any way at the time of the assault. 21117
Reposted by HeidibideMAGA Focker @maga-focker.bsky.social · 26/09/2026#86TFG #NoKings #BLUEprint2026 44914
Reposted by HeidibideKaiJen M(s) 🏵️🎉 @jenetmms.bsky.social · 17/05/2025We should listen to women more. 725270
Reposted by HeidibideLaura Chapin @laurachapin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I have never in my life been bothered by a trans woman in a bathroom or anywhere else. I've been sexually harassed by straight men in every conceivable situation since I was a teenager. 528034
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m still pretty shook, to be honest, by a skeet that admonished me, “Don’t be a Heidibide!” when I was only trying to be funny. Like, dude. You think my mother didn’t shame me my whole life for the few times I was fully myself? Don’t be me? Here’s what: be twice you and go fuck yourself. 051
Reposted by HeidibideJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/09/2026(encountering cherry tomatoes for the first time ever) inflation is out of control 1727017
Reposted by HeidibideBubble 🧚🏼 @forestbubble.bsky.social · 13/09/2026yearning to wander around a mall in 1985 with $7 and no way for my parents to contact me 0188
Reposted by HeidibideI am Jane Doe @juhneenhowe.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Dear men: if you find something I’ve posted upsetting please calm down and try smiling. You’re so pretty when you smile 3852693
Reposted by Heidibidechelchell @chelchell.bsky.social · 13/09/2026In my era of not forcing anything. Don’t want to talk to me? that’s okay. Conversation feels forced? stop talking. Feeling tons of anxiety? don’t do it. 36012
Reposted by HeidibideS.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The President of the United States is a rapist and a traitor. 672673559
Reposted by HeidibideSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Maybe it’s the kombucha talkin but here’s the thing: you count. You count in a world that wants to beat you down. Maybe you’ve struggled with self-confidence your entire life. I sure as fuck have. But we’re here and we’re pushing back against the doubt and the bullshit. Thanks for being, shitbirds 💜 3126687
Reposted by Heidibidekim @kimmymonte.bsky.social · 08/06/2026basketball’s all like gimme that pumpkin i need it and tennis is all like fuck this lemon you take it. 272452658
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Okay, you’ve got to give me a minute. I mean, no offense, at ALL, because dude is HOT, but this is what Dan Hill looks like?? And I spent my whole tween years, up until today, thinking he looked like Face from the A-Team (before the A-Team even existed)??? 010
Reposted by HeidibideKelly__le @kellyle.bsky.social · 07/04/2025I didn’t survive a pandemic, The Great Recession, 9/11, smoking in restaurants, O.J. Simpson, the Challenger explosion, two wars, boomer parents, Hurricane Katrina, Columbine, Y2K, AND a Corey Feldman album to be taken out by goddamn Donald Trump. 911132
Reposted by HeidibideAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I’ve been hesitant to go this far - because I think party division will only hurt us in November - but seriously, fuck Fetterman. 977175782178
Reposted by HeidibideRee @hillz8.bsky.social · 09/09/2026He puts other politicians to shame! 222101922704
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I mean, no one workout works for all of us. Yours sounds pretty I oversaw; though 010
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I am reposting myself because this is REAL. Please make it go viral. Just this once. 132
