Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have had the flu exactly once, and it was the quickest onset, sickest, most miserable I have ever been. Get vaxxed. 000
Reposted by HeidibideThe Flying Spaghetti Monster @almightynoodle1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Worth every penny... 162
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The only thing better than a hotel room alone is a hotel room with someone you will kiss goodbye in the morning and trust to see again several weeks 010
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Seriously, this kept me entertained all evening and I’m grateful! I also love how attentive you are and the loving “yesss” replies allllll the way down. Grazie! 😘 110
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I did hear 400 children but the pot full of bills is creative! 000
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I had a friend who thought “part time lovers” was “apartheid lovers.” It was a moment in history 020
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I did know an incredibly smart lawyer who thought it was “hey, mister tangerine man…” 140
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I can’t stop: “Hey, Genessee…” I literally wanted to name a daughter Genessee, I thought it was so pretty. Too bad it’s “jealousy” and I didn’t have children. 1130
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Also, “when the rain wall shears you clean, you’ll know… you will know” 110
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Rick Springfield, “Yeah, she’s lovin’ him with that fire kiss, ya know it” 130
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026YEAH, you would have!! And Let’s just go with, it wouldn’t have changed your life that much, just like it didn’t his. 110
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I just truly don’t understand disabling comments. If you want to just post your bullshit without starting a conversation? Go to substack or LiveJournal or some shit. 000
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Why are cats like this? To the person who feeds them?? 010
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Reverse cowgirl so I don’t have to share this delicious Reese’s trifle? 120
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I mean, no other toothbrush would fully fit in a jeans pocket? Or would make it uncomfortable to walk. Look I just needed him to care about his oral hygiene without grossing me out, ok?? ! 120
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When reading the books, I let myself think it was one of those drug store types where part of the handle is actually a removable lid. 110
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 05/10/2026It means, thanks for always bringing it, even when you think you don’t. 000
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I was so afraid of Cruella Deville that I punched all of the slides of her out of the viewmaster reel 000
Heidibide @heidibide.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yes, your kitty! My Kitty would be nose-deep in rhinestones!! 110
