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Heather

@heathelweapon.bsky.social
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Heather @heathelweapon.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
There's a special place in hell for people who wear perfume/cologne on a flight.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
gritty has seized control of the federal government
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
today
a title card in the style of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" that reads: "The Gang Sneaks Onto Taylor Swift's Jet"
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Claudia Gibson @claudiagibson.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Yep.
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Adam Conover @adamconover.net · 10/02/2025
Drake should have to give a post-game press conference where he explains what happened tonight
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Heather @heathelweapon.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I don't see enough people talking about Kendrick saying, "I could seize the government too," yet....
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Who are you rooting for to win the Super Bowl? The Kansas City Chiefs or the Philadelphia Eagles? I am supporting Jill Stein to become Super Bowl champion. She is not part of the NFL UNIPARTY, and if she can get 5% of rushing yards the green party will get increased funding in the 2028 NFL playoffs
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Heather @heathelweapon.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
“Do not be daunted by the enormity of the world’s grief. Do justly now. Love mercy now. Walk humbly now. You are not obligated to complete the work, but neither are you free to abandon it.”
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 03/02/2025
Elon Musk is a terrible president.
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Douglas Irwin @douglasirwin.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
If there is any doubt that tariffs are passed through to consumers, the cost of propane to heat my house just went up by the amount of the tariff
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Jesse O'Lantern, LGPC @jesseberney.com · 30/01/2025
A trans woman goes to get a new passport and is told at first she can get one with a male marker and then that she can't get one at all. Restricting the travel of marginalized groups. Sound familiar?
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Be very cautious. They will not return any of my documents either. #trans #travelban #arrest #transrights #LGBTQ #humanrights #lawyer
TikTok video by Gentle Reality - dessert iykyk
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The semicolon is the fool’s em-dash.
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Colombia: We're not taking shackled detainees returned on military flights. Transport them with dignity Trump: Trade war! Colombia: OK Trump: Fine, no more shackled detainees returned on military flights Colombia: Good. Was that so hard? Trump: They gave in!
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
FRANKIE LUVU
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LᴇᴀᴠᴇHᴇᴀʀᴅAʟᴏɴᴇ 🇨🇦 @leaveheardalone.com · 16/01/2025
I stand with Blake Lively I stand with Amber Heard
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Ify Nwadiwe @ifycomedy.com · 22/01/2025
From the same group that brought you “if you criticize genocide you’re antisemitic” it’s “that guy who changed a website’s moderation around to support nazis wasn’t actually doing a nazi salute”.
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Heather @heathelweapon.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
@mattxiv.bsky.social Any chance you'll start sharing your infographics here for those of us who left Meta? 🥺🙏
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Look tomorrow is gonna be a drag and it’s so easy to feel discouraged but you only have to hang in there a little bit longer good things are coming
A screenshot where Netflix is telling us that the movie You Me & Dupree, the movie nobody likes but somehow made money, is coming to Netflix A closeup of the screenshot where I have circled the date; You Me & Dupree, the hit movie that is nowhere close to being on the pop cultural landscape, will be available to stream on February 1st
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Arnie Niekamp @arnieniekamp.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Tried to start my car but it won’t work because of the TikTok ban.
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Heather @heathelweapon.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Snapchat is messaging all of its users like "HEY look at our short form video feature" as if anyone pays attention to Team Snapchat messages #TikTokBan
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Just a reminder of some of the context around the TikTok ban: In 2020, Trump tried to ban it via executive order a couple months after K-pop fans used it to organize fake signups to Trump’s Tulsa rally, which led him to publicly overestimate how large the crowd size would be.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers
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Heather @heathelweapon.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
ACAB includes Jim Gordon. #Community #Batman #meme
A screenshot from the show Community where the Dean is using a VR headset. He is labeled as "me sack tapping Commissioner Gordon in Batman VR" and the caption says "And Jesus wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer."
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Heather @heathelweapon.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Fun fact: Aetna makes me cry about 2/3 of the time I have to call them. #Aetna #CVS #healthcare #meme
A scene from The Princess Bride. In the first panel, an old woman, labeled "me" screams "Bow to the Queen of Slime, the Queen of Putrescence. Boo! Boo! Rubbish! Filth! Slime! Muck! Boo! Boo!" The second panel shows the person she is screaming at, who has the Aetna/CVS Health logo covering their face.
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Heather @heathelweapon.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
😏
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Arnie Niekamp @arnieniekamp.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
One side effect of AI being shoved into almost every internet thing I use is that I’ve grown to hate star and sparkle icons.
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Heather @heathelweapon.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
It is finished.
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Andr3wsky @andr3wsky.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Getting a new social media app is a lot like starting a new relationship. There’s a lot of rigmarole: you have to get to know it, it has to get to know you. Eventually it sells your personal data to an adversarial government and faces legal sanctions as a result… tale as old as time, really
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Heather @heathelweapon.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
And group chats. C'mon now. 🙏
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
the proper way to eat eggs is with hot sauce, and I cannot stress this enough, NOT ketchup
an omelet on a plate with hot sauce, sausage, toast
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
My most elder millennial trait is that I still use emoticons when I text. I will honest to God send you a :) and mean it
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Pumpkins and Old Skeletons @corgiseveryhour.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Mac from its always sunny as the US government:
Why are you downloading an even more Chinese app after I banned the last one. 
Dennis' as Americans:
BECAUSE WE HATE YOU.
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Heather @heathelweapon.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I can't wait until Friday when I can start smugly telling people: "Oh, I don't have a Facebook or Instagram."
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