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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The thing is, the other bears won't tell you to keep quiet so you don't ruin the bear's reputation or career

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My first grader has passed both of her math tests this year so I'm thinking it's probably time to teach her MtG

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Oh, I think you misheard me, I said I have a trad-knife. I'm here to cause trad-strife.

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Jeannie Prinsen @jeannieprinsen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This Is Just To Say I have brought the iced coffee to the interview which I thought would be completely acceptable but I now realize was the ultimate corporate faux pas Forgive me it was delicious so sweet and so cold

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I never thought I had an especially-strong accent until I tried using voice to text and Google decided I was apparently the dumbest hick to ever leave the countryside

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Why is The Young Pope leaving HBO? Isn't it an HBO show??

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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Agatha Christie 🤝 Aimee Semple McPherson A cheeky lil "mysterious disappearance" for a few weeks in 1926

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Do you ever stop and wonder which person in a group chat will die first or are you normal

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

"We're letting you go, your final day is on Friday." - Apple Pie

A box of apple pie that has "SAY IT WITH PIE!" emblazened on the cardboard

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

They're calling it the most online take of all time

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

social media is not "just wanting to communicate with your friends". And Taylor knows it. This is a deliberate denial of basic reality, and a large body of science on how algorithmic social media can harm kids in particular.

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

stealing your syrup (usyruping)

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is the most disappointed I've been to be a Patriots fan, and I was alive for Aaron Hernandez

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In retrospect, Ed Sheeran really deserved to be in the Lannisters' army didn't he

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Give Dean Winters and Jason Mantzoukas a "Chappaquiddick," cowards

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

So after all of the praise online I'm finally watching Justified for the first time. Just started season 5 and I'm kind of hoping @skipintroyt.bsky.social covers it because my husband is losing his mind over the abuses of power by Raylan time and again

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

After finally watching Titanic this year, I think I might trust James Cameron with a 9/11 movie

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I like to think I'm pretty subtle but if I've had two drinks at dinner there will be signs (playing the Muppet Treasure Island soundtrack again)

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futuredadOfTwo🙋🏻‍♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 25/08/2026

can’t trust your secret with a clumsy barista because they are likely to spill the beans

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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Theobros and right wing culture warriors constantly complain that "America hates white Christians" but idk man, I'm watching an entire nation mourn Dolly right now. Maybe people just can't stand YOU

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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Also, Dolly Parton made a million dollar private donation to help fund the research into the Moderna COVID vaccine. So the MAHA sphere is going to be especially insufferable over the next few days.

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Can someone at Dollywood give some on the ground reporting?

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026

[Exit Queen.]

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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Im never gonna forgive this country for not prioritizing train infrastructure. I like driving but sometimes I just want to take the train.

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Amy Colleen @amycolleen.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Parents, please be aware of potentially dangerous messaging in the music your kids listen to. In Daniel Tiger's "Clothes On, Eat Breakfast" song about getting ready for school, (aka the word of law to 3-year-olds) NO MENTION is made of going potty before leaving the house. In this essay I will

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Got an email from American Girl about Halloween costumes, devastated to find out it's just costumes for your stupid doll and not costumes for people as their favorite doll

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Life is short. Tell someone they love you today.

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Brosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

That’s the takeaway?

Los Angeles Times
4m ago
Viral singer D4vd allegedly bought chainsaws, body bags and other tools online after the killing a 14-year-old girl. The disturbing ease of online shopping.

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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

"the hulk is known for gentle snuggles" i cry as this weirdly muscular toddler punches me in the face yet again

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I'm sorry, but if I'm battling a pokemon who is asleep and I use Surf, I just think that should auto-kill my opponent. I want it to say "The wild TAUROS drowned!"

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

One day I'll cook a dinner that all four of us enjoy but it doesn't look like it's shaping up to happen this year.

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The Pomegranate @thepom.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

Are you a Bluey Fan, a Bluey Hater, or a secret third thing? @headoverhills.bsky.social makes her debut at The Pom today with @amycolleen.bsky.social to break down the good and iffy of the show! www.the-pom.com/p/bluey-is-n...

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Bluey Is Not a Perfect Show (and that's okay)

The cartoon dogs may have stolen our hearts, but we’re not taking (all our) parenting lessons from them.

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I'm sure a lot of people liked it but "Black Swan" simply wasn't for me. I'm not artistic enough to see the vision, I guess, and it didn't help that I went to see it with my parents.

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

We talk a lot about the theological ramifications of a Popemobile in the Cars universe but we don't talk enough about the clear implications of a Jesus Christ in the Zootopia universe (one of the polar bears crossed himself) Was he a lion or a lamb?

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 15/07/2026

chiseling a new rosetta stone that translates simlish into minionese

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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Reading The Name of the Rose for the first time and I can't tell whether I'm *supposed* to be reading it with the book in one hand and Google translate in the other or if I'm just supposed to know Latin first

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

When you think about it, it's kind of wild that the MTV movie awards made a parody crossover of United 93 and 300 only eight years after 9/11

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Jim Croce is the first that comes to mind, followed by the Eagles.

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The Jack of Cards @gayknaves.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Remember not to use 2 in 1, you should have separate units for air shampoo and air conditioner.

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Will Avatar 3 make sense if I just read a summary of Way of Water? (You might be asking: why not just watch #2 first? Well, I have a whale phobia and many of those creatures are pretty damn whale-shaped lol)

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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡 @headoverhills.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

I told my kids to let me use the restroom in peace so they just...waited for me...

Two children playing Nintendo Switch just outside of a bathroom door when they could have gone LITERALLY ANYWHERE ELSE IN THE HOUSE

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amber @bloodberrytart.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

people reading Dante’s Inferno in 1321

image of a woman at a computer with the caption “pov you've just read the most devastatingly beautiful sentence in literature and can't talk about
it because it was in a fanfic”

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