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Gay leftist atheist I repost people funnier and smarter than me

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 2h
Dystopian. When I heard that I said wow what a beautiful word
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The Jack of Cards @gayknaves.bsky.social · 1h
This is probably the last year that they can get away with those "do the robot" dance competitions
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 3h
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 11, Episode 1
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 7h
Pete Hegseth to personally be the executioner.
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On Cinema Per Hour @ocatcperhour.bsky.social · 17h
The 13th Annual Live On Cinema Oscar Special
The 13th Annual Live On Cinema Oscar Special
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The Jack of Cards @gayknaves.bsky.social · 7h
Someone in Oregon just woke up
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 7h
Brian with the text:
"Sorry I can't hang I have to sit in the house and FEEL WEIRD"
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 10h
So it’s slave ships except they’re trying to reduce the number of laborers in this country
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 9h
This is incitement. Racist incitement.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 9h
Dutifully dropping in the InfoWars Slack.
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Jack Saint @lackingsaint.bsky.social · 8h
Americans
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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 8h
US ARMY FIRING SQUAD EXECUTION OF FORT HOOD SHOOTER TO BE LIVESTREAMED DECEMBER 3 — PENTAGON OFFICIAL
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 07/10/2026
Big pharma has the cure to fire damage, but refuses to sell it so adventurers have to continue buying resistance potions.
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FactPost @factpostnews.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pete Hegseth trails behind the crowd while running with troops in San Diego
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 6, Episode 5
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The Jack of Cards @gayknaves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Texting with my dad is like Me: I'm stuck, one of my tires exploded and then my entire engine seized Dad: If the tire still has some air in it then you should be able to drive to a gas station air pump and air it up
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The Jack of Cards @gayknaves.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They killed Mike Pence
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Jeremy Herbert
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@DDayFilms
[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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PVP in ORH @quioblitus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Evergreen
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
The Man Who Wasn't Woke and Gay (2023)
Chinless pest Andrew Tate looks down at Greta

"If you are reading this/guess what you are gay/which is worse than sex trafficking"

"now available in a race car bed near you"
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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is fascinating to me because Jos. A Bank suits are dirt-dirt cheap. Like, cheaper than suits you'd get at Macy's. Why in the world is Trump wearing $200 suits?
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
An old-fashioned expression because it's been barred by international law for several decades now.
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you're getting stressed over fantasy football you have a real problem. I think instead you need to make a "plan to see food fall" into your mouth. You're probably just hungry.
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Cyn @starfishgirl.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Trump historically wore Brioni, an Italian luxury company that makes suits in Italy. Here he flashes a Jos. A Bank label, a US company that long offshored its production to China and Bangladesh. They carry an associated label called Joseph Abboud, which is made in US. Curious he didn't choose that.
Donald Trump in a navy suit. He's opening the jacket, so you can see the label. A close up of the suit label says Jos. A. Bank.
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Fulsome Prism @fulsome-prism.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You hate trans people
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Biden: The MAGA wing, well gosh, listen, they’re, it’s, a bit of a flirt with fascism, no kidding around Media: Democratic rhetoric invites political violence Trump: The nuclear flames that burn every mongrel soul in San Diego will be a cleansing fire. Media: Trump makes his case in Nebraska
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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mockup wikipedia battle graphic - Battle of Fairford
w/dates, location Whelford just outside RAF Fairford
Result: Total rout of US forces

Belligerents infobox
One side: US Air Force, RAF, NATO
other side: 5 lads looking for red diesel
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
chat is this good
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A customer just tried to use an employee discount code that ChatGPT gave her. I work at a high-end clothing store and clocked in to my manager telling me about the most unhinged interaction from yesterday. A woman walked in asking if she could use a 40% off code she got online. We don't have any sales running, so my manager looks at the screen and realizes ChatGPT straight up handed this woman a real employee's internal ID number.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Parents at my age: let's nut in this house
Me at my age: a bunch of memes about nutting
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 05/10/2026
A recent national poll of the Kanto region shows a vast majority of individuals who spend their entire lives in their hometowns never found HM01 Cut. paletteswap.site/dif...
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Múmer @mumermao.eurosky.social · 04/10/2026
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stalag fiction (Hebrew: סטאלג) was a genre of erotic literature which flourished in Israel during the early 1960s. The genre consisted of pornographic Nazi exploitation books, depicting the female Nazi officers in prisoner-of-war camps (stalags) sexually abusing male prisoners.Many of these books purported to be real accounts from actual Allied prisoners-of-war, and avoided featuring Jewish characters in an effort to prevent them from becoming controversial. The genre came to an end during the Eichmann trial due to being banned by the Israeli government.
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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) @peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pee-wee and I go way back.
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 05/10/2026
Last month I caught a fishhook to the shoulder and so I hit a tetanus/diphtheria/pertussis vaccine. Friday I got this year’s influenza and COVID boosters. Today my doctor gave me a pneumococcal vaccine bc I have asthma. Now I’m invincible. it’s time for me to find RFK, Jr and bite him
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Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not like this speedrun we did from "that's not technically illegal so it's OK" to "laws don't matter anyway"
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Crab Man @crabman.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Need him
Zachary tinkle
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the bad man finally drops dead we can all move on. We'll still be sharing a country with countless people who gleefully aided and abetted his crimes but they probably won't do it again
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JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 05/10/2026
I Wanna Fuck a LOT in This Hospital
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/10/2026
Two skulls converged with a crack, and I— I was, I guess, an owl guy, And that has made all the difference
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rewilding the homie who only exists in captivity lately
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
Congressional Candidate Has Different Wife For Campaigning In Rural Counties theonion.com/congressional-candidat…
Congressional Candidate Has Different Wife For Campaigning In Rural Counties
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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.
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God @thegodshow.com · 05/10/2026
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can confirm. This, for example, was at the top of my “for you” feed when I logged in to find an old post the other day.
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