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☘️Karen☘️

@karenll.bsky.social
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Writer, baker, reader, ocean lover “Excellent fun once you get to know her”

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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyway, I'd love to just have a little chat with the writers of Ted Lasso because WHAT WAS THAT!? I felt like I was on a roller coaster the last 20 minutes.
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New Girl: Nick Miller's Emotional Roller Coaster
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Abby @abbyeo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why choose the bear? With the bear, if you play dead, it eventually leaves you alone. With a man, if you play dead, he says you’re up for grabs.
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JJ 🏳️‍🌈👻 @jjr222.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Them: Do more with our new AI tool! Me:
Elderly Captain American (Chris Evans) in Avengers: Endgame: No, I don't think I will
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unfortunately Cleveland has been stuck in my head all day so maybe I am brainwashed.
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
idk I think we should've just left showgirl behind.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Was this the best quesadilla I’ve ever had? No. Did it keep me from having a hangry meltdown and give me 17 grams of fiber? Absolutely yes.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Evergreen now that Ed’s own Irish band is backing out of the tour 🇮🇪🇮🇪
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Once again, I still maintain that The Bear is not a comedy and should not be in the comedy categories for award shows. 
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Fantasy football is off to a great start (I lost so badly).
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m always proud to have Irish heritage but even more so when they do stuff like this.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’d be a worse person tbh.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
aw poor baby. maybe try donating a couple hundred billion dollars, you might feel better.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I’m actually kind of tired of people using the argument that autism is real among the Amish because the lifestyle is so autistic-coded. There are documented cases but the thing is, the Amish lifestyle isn’t actually all that easy for those with autism.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ah yes, changing the name of a beloved lake is magically going to fix your reputation and definitely win you the midterms.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think the Grim Reaper needs his eyes checked.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Yes, I will be liking every story, post, and repost about Dolly Parton.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It’s nearing the end of August and beginning of the local fair so of course I feel nostalgic and almost sad I’m not starting classes tomorrow.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Im never gonna forgive this country for not prioritizing train infrastructure. I like driving but sometimes I just want to take the train.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
What’s the point of traveling if they don’t even stamp your passport book anymore?
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
You know, I’m quite enjoying the Rosie O’Donnell renaissance. Give her another talk show, already.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pro tip: if you want to start going to bed earlier and getting up earlier, I highly recommend traveling to a European country about 6-8 hours ahead of you in time zones. When you return home, you won’t be able to stay up past 9 pm.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Did I get enough snacks and chocolate to take home from Sweden y/n
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
So far, Swedish pastries are a 10/10
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
First thought upon landing in Sweden? “Oh, so this is the Minnesota of Europe/Scandinavia.”
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Is there nothing a group chat of hilarious and smart women can accomplish? I have yet to find out.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
the pre-travel jitters and panic are setting in and I'm wondering why I even agreed to go. (I'm fine, I'm really excited, I just get really anxious before any big trip)
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
It’s pretty diabolical that the gym shows “Diners, Drive-Ins, and Drives” so regularly 🙃
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I saw a video of bowling for soup performing on a flight and I’m gonna be so honest: I’d much rather have a 2000s pop punk band perform than sit through a judgy sermon.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/07/2026
uh...yes?
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Idk I just really think we need to give matriarchy a try. For science.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Honestly, one of the biggest reasons I don’t want to get Botox is because I want people to know when I’m judging them.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Celebrating national ice cream day because my grandpa raised me right.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Overstimulated! At the gym with all the beeping treadmills.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Idk I can’t say I was all that sad to see the English lose today. Pretty sure grudges (especially justified ones) are passed down through generations. 🇮🇪🇮🇪
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
unfortunately I live on salads every summer (and year round tbh) so here's hoping I can convince my mom to grow more lettuce.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I will never forgive this president for getting us into yet another war in the Middle East.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 14/07/2026
if taco bell is giving you the runs then you need more fiber in your diet
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I think this was my first birthday in a really long time where I didn’t end up crying the day of. I did cry today, however. But I’m still counting it as progress.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My whole Instagram algorithm right now is just 🎶Haaland, Haaland🎶 and you know what? I love every second of it.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Here’s to 39, I guess.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’ll tell ya what, having a friend just fade out of your life with basically no warning or reason is one of life’s worst experiences.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
To be completely honest, I’m not staying quiet to be a bigger person; I’m just too lazy to start drama and keep up with it.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I talked to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes and he said “Go birds”.
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Taylor @taylorschu.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Precarious implications here
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
God what I wouldn’t give to sit down at chilis with an ice cold margarita. That would fix me.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Okay look, it was pretty inspiring to see Paraguay beat Germany in a shootout. Karma did her job.
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Happy Mercury in Gatorade to all who Observe
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Look, I am a Taylor Swift enjoyer but if I hear one more theory about her wedding….
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Joey Kidney: I Think I'm Gonna Lose My Mind
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☘️Karen☘️ @karenll.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Where’s that focaccia lady? I want her to judge my focaccia. (actually I don’t because I really couldn’t care less what she thinks).
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