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We saw Primetime tonight and damn I don’t think I breathed for the entire runtime. I’m talking jaw clenched, both hands on knees, squinting my eyes and audibly cringing in the movie theatre I never want to watch it again, man

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 21h

“would you still love me if I was a worm” - Melville, probably

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I’m so tired and my brain is so drained from all the traumatic shit and stress the past week and a half that I almost texted James “fingering snaps” instead of “ginger snaps”

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

We said goodbye to our sweet girl today 🥺❤️💔 She was my best girl, my cuddle buddy. A queen among cats. My Natasha 💕

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

just watched the new Resident Evil movie in the theatre to distract myself from sad thoughts, because nothing makes me laugh harder than video game logic and gross out humor but man if it isn’t just an accurate state of American healthcare, which made me sad again

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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

the chair company is like if someone said "do the office like backrooms but get nathan fielder as creative consultant.

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

We have one more weekend to make up for the decades I’m going to have without my earth angel, Natasha. My life has been for the better because of her. My sweetest girl. My French fry thief. James’s morning coffee companion. 2012-2026

A beautiful shot of a tortoiseshell cat in the sunlight. She is sitting on the wood floor. She looks contemplative, maybe a little tired. But she is beautiful and she is warmth and love and everything I could ask for in a cat companion.

My dear Natasha, this world cannot handle your light, so you’re moving on to be bright in places beyond me.

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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

We're still trying to raise funds to help my elderly parents and brother who is disabled get into a permanent home after a house fire. We have some estimates and all of them are pretty far out of our reach. Would greatly appreciate any shares of this link! gofund.me/ac93c03d5

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Donate to We Lost Everything to a Fire. Help My Family Rebuild., organized by Chloe Clark

On January 24th, our childhood home burned down. Our parents lost 50… Chloe Clark needs your support for We Lost Everything to a Fire. Help My Family Rebuild.

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Found out someone I really respected suddenly passed tonight. and it’s truly unfair that death takes people who are so caring, awesome and genuine while we have literal sacks of waste in human form white-knuckling their grip on life despite the universe’s efforts otherwise

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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Jeopardy! but it’s one of those sex thrillers from the ‘90s starring, like, Stephen Baldwin.

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

the universe saw it fit to give me two chances in my life to make a “what if god was one of us / just a toilet seat waiting for the bus” joke. And I’ll take it every time

A 2026 phone picture of a toilet seat on the grassy median besides a cracked sidewalk in front of a brick house. It looks like it’s waiting for someone or something

A toilet seat on top of a storm drain near a sidewalk, also across from a brick house. Very poetic, like waiting for Godot. I took this picture in 2023

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Kolloween III: Season of the Bitch @kolleencarney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Everyone shut up!!!! It's @hcohen.bsky.social 's bday!!!!!!!

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

looks like that 'I am not complicit ' shirt isn’t answering all those questions huh Eddy

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

it’s my birthday today 🤗🌸🧁

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

really just saw a “here’s what 9/11 taught me about B2B sales” LinkedIn post in the wild, unironic and free. we gotta shut this down

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

"why do millennials act like they lived through a depression and a world war" because they did. both of those things happened but it would be bad for the economy to admit it

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

can’t wait to spend 8855 hours fishing in Lake Hylia

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Watched Coyote vs Acme today and it really does carry the torch from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Very funny, emotional actually, and a little Too Real

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Introducing James to one of the MST3K greats, Pumaman. top 5 of all time. joke delivery is impeccable and so quotable

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

They haven’t pulled anyone interesting out of a bog recently. I’m starting to worry that we’ve passed Peak Bogman

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I am almost 35 years old and have seen a lot of scary movies in my life, but nothing unsettles me more to this day than the Lonely Goatherd puppet scene from The Sound of Music. Yes, the nazis are evil but the puppets are somehow Worse

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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It's a friday once again! ❤️

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If I could get some positive feelers and/or good vibes this week, that would be great 💓

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“Even in space y’all don’t consider us” episode 3 of Lanterns did not come to play around ‼️‼️‼️

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Benjamín Schultz-Figueroa @benjaminschultzfig.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Thesis: AI is a trope machine. Out of the chaos of information it is fed, it identifies stereotypes that can be repeated ad nauseam, automating even the variation of the trope as it iterates over time. The more power we hand over to it, the more the reality it influences will become like genre.

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 29/08/2026

what a time to be alive (derogatory)

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James Yates @jamesyates.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

In driver's ed, they never tell you how goddamn scary it is to sneeze while driving.

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Adrian Bott @cavalorn.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

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Sundress Publications @sundresspub.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Sundress Publications is open for full-length poetry manuscripts until August 31! Submit here: www.sundresspublications.com/submit

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The amount of working artists I've spoken to who are losing or have lost the ability to make a viable career out of it due largely to people's use of genAI instead of hiring artists is genuinely so upsetting. We won't know what we've lost until it's gone.

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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 26/08/2026

Why, Timothy!

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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Anyone who AIs Dolly Parton for any reason is going to hell

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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Imagine being talented and beautiful and rich and famous and still the most noteworthy thing about you is how good a person you are.

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Library of Congress @librarycongress.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The Library is devastated to learn of the passing of Dolly Parton, a music legend and titan of children's literacy. Her Imagination Library program has earned multiple Library Literacy Awards and, in 2018, she visited us to donate its 100 millionth book to our collection and host a story time. 🦋❤️

Dolly Parton reads to children in the Library’s Great Hall in 2018. Photo by Shawn Miller.

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Rewatching Labyrinth as an adult woman, I used to think I wanted to be Sarah. Then I wanted to be the worm with the scarf. Now I know that I’m actually the Junk Lady

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Introducing James to the wonder of Labyrinth (he’s never seen it) and listening to his commentary like: Jim Henson: wow David, you look great for the movie David Bowie: what movie

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

RIP to the online lit journal ecosystem of 2012-2019, you were feral and offkey and all we had was $20 domain names and a dream but I loved you nonetheless (yes Cotton Xenomorph was/is a product of this era)

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

daily writer reminder to check the publication links on your author page and to always have backups of your previously published work. I forgot some of my poems were housed in online magazines that are no longer active & got really sad 😢

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

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ONLY POEMS @onlypoemsmag.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Taylor Byas 💙 The American Scene [7]

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Urgent ‼️ Look at this picture I took of a frog. Thank you for your attention to this important matter, you may carry on

A small frog amongst the pond foliage and grasses. The frog is underneath a perfectly paced leaf, like it’s his home. He blends in so well, it makes you want to write a poem

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