Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 14hreally hope lynchburg votes in competent people after years of being a bigoted clown show. but it is the diseased bastion of evangelical right wing Christianity so my expectations remain low 🥀 020
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 14hone of my former students is going viral for calling out my hometown’s dysfunctional af city council & it makes me feel proud to have, at one point, helped this young woman demand better from her community & those in power 1100
Reposted by Hannah CohenJulie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity. 95124393663
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026the absolute drama and sexual tension between the two opposing groups of every episode (ninjas v knights, mafia vs spy) 110
Reposted by Hannah Cohenderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026for as long as i've been alive, republicans have ran the same playbook: a few weeks before voting begins, they roll out completely fabricated smear campaigns. these things are always coordinated, so the talking points take over the news. the party is never electorally punished for their dishonesty. 11280901668
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Rewatching Monk from the beginning (top 5 comfort shows) and man Ted Levine is just such a good actor. You almost forget he kidnapped a US senator’s daughter and forced her to put lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again 040
Reposted by Hannah Cohenmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I know you want to be able to afford gas and a house and food but the best I can do is public executions 738281
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026so crazy that people want to resell these pieces of 20 year old cardstock, I was 9 years old kicking ass at the local toys r us pokemon trading card competitions 😭😂 010
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026erm actually 🤓☝️ I have been informed that actually my WOTC black star promo Surfing Pikachu card might be worth at least *checks scribbles on palm of hand* 10 dollars, so that’ll last me until I’m 85 years old 110
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026401k this 403b that, baby my retirement account is my entire GameCube system and my holographic shining Magikarp Pokémon card 250
Reposted by Hannah CohenBookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores. 2854653345
Reposted by Hannah CohenMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026an anomalous creature 211736
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The sound/audio mixing was incredible and the CRTV color grading was just mesmerizing. Just stressful af to watch 😂😰 110
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026We saw Primetime tonight and damn I don’t think I breathed for the entire runtime. I’m talking jaw clenched, both hands on knees, squinting my eyes and audibly cringing in the movie theatre I never want to watch it again, man 340
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026“would you still love me if I was a worm” - Melville, probably 000
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’m so tired and my brain is so drained from all the traumatic shit and stress the past week and a half that I almost texted James “fingering snaps” instead of “ginger snaps” 011
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We said goodbye to our sweet girl today 🥺❤️💔 She was my best girl, my cuddle buddy. A queen among cats. My Natasha 💕 8201
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026anyway 9/10, very good movie. I definitely got my Residents evil’d 021
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just watched the new Resident Evil movie in the theatre to distract myself from sad thoughts, because nothing makes me laugh harder than video game logic and gross out humor but man if it isn’t just an accurate state of American healthcare, which made me sad again 240
Reposted by Hannah CohenJeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026the chair company is like if someone said "do the office like backrooms but get nathan fielder as creative consultant. 91656
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026We have one more weekend to make up for the decades I’m going to have without my earth angel, Natasha. My life has been for the better because of her. My sweetest girl. My French fry thief. James’s morning coffee companion. 2012-2026 3161
Reposted by Hannah CohenChloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026We're still trying to raise funds to help my elderly parents and brother who is disabled get into a permanent home after a house fire. We have some estimates and all of them are pretty far out of our reach. Would greatly appreciate any shares of this link! gofund.me/ac93c03d5gofund.meDonate to We Lost Everything to a Fire. Help My Family Rebuild., organized by Chloe ClarkOn January 24th, our childhood home burned down. Our parents lost 50… Chloe Clark needs your support for We Lost Everything to a Fire. Help My Family Rebuild. 12627
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026At least Jesse Gemstone had drip and a smoking hot wife, bye Felicia (jk) 110
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Found out someone I really respected suddenly passed tonight. and it’s truly unfair that death takes people who are so caring, awesome and genuine while we have literal sacks of waste in human form white-knuckling their grip on life despite the universe’s efforts otherwise 060
Reposted by Hannah CohenKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jeopardy! but it’s one of those sex thrillers from the ‘90s starring, like, Stephen Baldwin. 1603903188
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026*edit I actually took the picture on the right in 2020, during covid 000
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026the universe saw it fit to give me two chances in my life to make a “what if god was one of us / just a toilet seat waiting for the bus” joke. And I’ll take it every time 132
Reposted by Hannah CohenThe New York Times @nytimes.com · 16/09/2026Breaking News: Annie Dillard, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of the modern classic “Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,” has died at 81.nyti.msAnnie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81Her Thoreau-like account of journeys in the woods, published when she was 28, was the first of many ruminations on life and nature, good and evil. 918659
Reposted by Hannah CohenKolloween III: Season of the Bitch @kolleencarney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Everyone shut up!!!! It's @hcohen.bsky.social 's bday!!!!!!! 141
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026not to be a “I never liked Ed Sheeran” person but this really justified my decades-long dislike of this stretchy face troll dude 130
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026looks like that 'I am not complicit ' shirt isn’t answering all those questions huh Eddy 191
Reposted by Hannah CohenBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens 394024553
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026@jamesyates.bsky.social can confirm this is 100% real and not bait 020
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026really just saw a “here’s what 9/11 taught me about B2B sales” LinkedIn post in the wild, unironic and free. we gotta shut this down 182
Reposted by Hannah CohenJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"why do millennials act like they lived through a depression and a world war" because they did. both of those things happened but it would be bad for the economy to admit it 217548
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026can’t wait to spend 8855 hours fishing in Lake Hylia 020
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It’s so great. We were laughing and I loved all the little nods to OG Looney Tunes! 110
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Watched Coyote vs Acme today and it really does carry the torch from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Very funny, emotional actually, and a little Too Real 160
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Vadinho “I’m an onion” is based and the best part of the movie fr 010
Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Introducing James to one of the MST3K greats, Pumaman. top 5 of all time. joke delivery is impeccable and so quotable 260
Reposted by Hannah Cohenpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026They haven’t pulled anyone interesting out of a bog recently. I’m starting to worry that we’ve passed Peak Bogman 4576462