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Hannah Cohen

@hcohen.bsky.social
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She/her. hot sad jewish lady. writer sometimes, mostly tired. poems, essays, etc. found elsewhere. my author website is hannahcohen.carrd.co

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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 14h
really hope lynchburg votes in competent people after years of being a bigoted clown show. but it is the diseased bastion of evangelical right wing Christianity so my expectations remain low 🥀
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 14h
one of my former students is going viral for calling out my hometown’s dysfunctional af city council & it makes me feel proud to have, at one point, helped this young woman demand better from her community & those in power
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Being GenX/Millennial is such a trip. In our lifetimes, we saw people our age getting wild criminal penalties for pirating music and now have to sit and watch as companies gobble up our work with impunity.
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
the absolute drama and sexual tension between the two opposing groups of every episode (ninjas v knights, mafia vs spy)
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
for as long as i've been alive, republicans have ran the same playbook: a few weeks before voting begins, they roll out completely fabricated smear campaigns. these things are always coordinated, so the talking points take over the news. the party is never electorally punished for their dishonesty.
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Rewatching Monk from the beginning (top 5 comfort shows) and man Ted Levine is just such a good actor. You almost forget he kidnapped a US senator’s daughter and forced her to put lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I know you want to be able to afford gas and a house and food but the best I can do is public executions
A still from Pawn Stars
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
so crazy that people want to resell these pieces of 20 year old cardstock, I was 9 years old kicking ass at the local toys r us pokemon trading card competitions 🫪😭😂
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
erm actually 🤓☝️ I have been informed that actually my WOTC black star promo Surfing Pikachu card might be worth at least *checks scribbles on palm of hand* 10 dollars, so that’ll last me until I’m 85 years old
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
401k this 403b that, baby my retirement account is my entire GameCube system and my holographic shining Magikarp Pokémon card
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Bookshop.org @bookshop.org · 06/10/2026
Anti-Prime Day starts…NOW! 🥳 Today through midnight on 10/7, enjoy free shipping site-wide, all while supporting local, independent bookstores.
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
an anomalous creature
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The sound/audio mixing was incredible and the CRTV color grading was just mesmerizing. Just stressful af to watch 😂😰
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We saw Primetime tonight and damn I don’t think I breathed for the entire runtime. I’m talking jaw clenched, both hands on knees, squinting my eyes and audibly cringing in the movie theatre I never want to watch it again, man
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“would you still love me if I was a worm” - Melville, probably
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m so tired and my brain is so drained from all the traumatic shit and stress the past week and a half that I almost texted James “fingering snaps” instead of “ginger snaps”
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We said goodbye to our sweet girl today 🥺❤️💔 She was my best girl, my cuddle buddy. A queen among cats. My Natasha 💕
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
anyway 9/10, very good movie. I definitely got my Residents evil’d
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just watched the new Resident Evil movie in the theatre to distract myself from sad thoughts, because nothing makes me laugh harder than video game logic and gross out humor but man if it isn’t just an accurate state of American healthcare, which made me sad again
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Jeff VanderMeer @jeffvandermeer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the chair company is like if someone said "do the office like backrooms but get nathan fielder as creative consultant.
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We have one more weekend to make up for the decades I’m going to have without my earth angel, Natasha. My life has been for the better because of her. My sweetest girl. My French fry thief. James’s morning coffee companion. 2012-2026
A beautiful shot of a tortoiseshell cat in the sunlight. She is sitting on the wood floor. She looks contemplative, maybe a little tired. But she is beautiful and she is warmth and love and everything I could ask for in a cat companion.

My dear Natasha, this world cannot handle your light, so you’re moving on to be bright in places beyond me.
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Chloe N. Clark @pintsncupcakes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We're still trying to raise funds to help my elderly parents and brother who is disabled get into a permanent home after a house fire. We have some estimates and all of them are pretty far out of our reach. Would greatly appreciate any shares of this link! gofund.me/ac93c03d5
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Donate to We Lost Everything to a Fire. Help My Family Rebuild., organized by Chloe Clark
On January 24th, our childhood home burned down. Our parents lost 50… Chloe Clark needs your support for We Lost Everything to a Fire. Help My Family Rebuild.
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
At least Jesse Gemstone had drip and a smoking hot wife, bye Felicia (jk)
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Found out someone I really respected suddenly passed tonight. and it’s truly unfair that death takes people who are so caring, awesome and genuine while we have literal sacks of waste in human form white-knuckling their grip on life despite the universe’s efforts otherwise
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jeopardy! but it’s one of those sex thrillers from the ‘90s starring, like, Stephen Baldwin.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
*edit I actually took the picture on the right in 2020, during covid 🫪
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the universe saw it fit to give me two chances in my life to make a “what if god was one of us / just a toilet seat waiting for the bus” joke. And I’ll take it every time
A 2026 phone picture of a toilet seat on the grassy median besides a cracked sidewalk in front of a brick house. It looks like it’s waiting for someone or something A toilet seat on top of a storm drain near a sidewalk, also across from a brick house. Very poetic, like waiting for Godot. I took this picture in 2023
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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 16/09/2026
Breaking News: Annie Dillard, the Pulitzer Prize-winning author of the modern classic “Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,” has died at 81.
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Annie Dillard, Meditative Author of ‘Pilgrim at Tinker Creek,’ Dies at 81
Her Thoreau-like account of journeys in the woods, published when she was 28, was the first of many ruminations on life and nature, good and evil.
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
🤗🤗💓💓💓💓😳😳🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 thank you sm dearest Kolleeeeen
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Kolloween III: Season of the Bitch @kolleencarney.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Everyone shut up!!!! It's @hcohen.bsky.social 's bday!!!!!!!
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thanks Anthony 🤗
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
not to be a “I never liked Ed Sheeran” person but this really justified my decades-long dislike of this stretchy face troll dude
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
looks like that 'I am not complicit ' shirt isn’t answering all those questions huh Eddy
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it’s my birthday today 🤗🌸🧁
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@jamesyates.bsky.social can confirm this is 100% real and not bait
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
really just saw a “here’s what 9/11 taught me about B2B sales” LinkedIn post in the wild, unironic and free. we gotta shut this down
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"why do millennials act like they lived through a depression and a world war" because they did. both of those things happened but it would be bad for the economy to admit it
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Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
can’t wait to spend 8855 hours fishing in Lake Hylia
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I don’t see a vehicle, just a dumpster
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And he was silent! The physical comedy was top tier
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s so great. We were laughing and I loved all the little nods to OG Looney Tunes!
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Watched Coyote vs Acme today and it really does carry the torch from Who Framed Roger Rabbit. Very funny, emotional actually, and a little Too Real
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Anatoly Shashkin💾 @dosnostalgic.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's NOT safe to turn off your computer.
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Vadinho “I’m an onion” is based and the best part of the movie fr
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Hannah Cohen @hcohen.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Introducing James to one of the MST3K greats, Pumaman. top 5 of all time. joke delivery is impeccable and so quotable
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They haven’t pulled anyone interesting out of a bog recently. I’m starting to worry that we’ve passed Peak Bogman
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