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I am here to shitpost. * 18+ MDNI🚫 * No AI/NFT/Crypto🤮 * She/her | 32y👵 * AZ | Lesbian PFP by @cervinelich.bsky.social 🖤

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Lynn Zero | PlayNeoNeuro.neocities.org @lynnlandra.bsky.social · 11h
Didn't think about this till lesbian day was well over, but I'm very fond of my lesbian pirate and vampire couple. Amazing art by @kjetll.bsky.social 🖤
Caroline Fontaine is a vampire, and Lina The Red is a pirate captain. They're in love.
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Dhruv Mehrotra @dmehro.bsky.social · 16h
NEW: Footage from Thursdays shooting shows an ICE agent in a construction vest brandishing a rifle. His name is Brenden Cuni. Federal judges have found multiple arrests involving Cuni unlawful. He has been accused of repeatedly Tasing a handcuffed man and tackling a pregnant woman in Minneapolis.
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ICE Agent at NYC Shooting Has History of Alleged Violence and Illegal Arrests
Brenden Cuni, an ICE supervisor, has been accused of excessive force and tackling a pregnant woman to the ground. Several of his arrests were later found to be unlawful in federal court.
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 16h
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Incendiary tore this one up youtu.be/UJ-Eoa2q1mQ
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Incendiary - Sabotage (2026 Remaster)
YouTube video by Closed Casket Activities
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I always fucking stink after a concert no matter how much deodorant I put on 😔
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PM2.5 Kills ~9 Million People Each Year Worldwide @tkovach.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Stonks up meme but it says Sea Surface Temperatures
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Alex Hanna @alexhanna.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why isn't this on every TV screen and not the fairy tale of killer robots
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Big Dracula Energy @mayawest.online · 07/10/2026
Stream Paramore 🫶
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I see your Gardevoir and I raise you Salazzle
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Btw this is infinitely worse than saying “America deserved 9/11”
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SPOOKY ZAIYA 🎃 @saintzaiya.blacksky.app · 06/10/2026
Katy Perry vs Taylor Swift is the first music beef I’ve seen where whoever listened to their music was the loser
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 18/07/2024
“Can you tell me about the specials?” “Oui, monsieur. We are pleased to offer you the Bulls on Parade for $25” “And how is that prepared?” “First, monsieur, we rally round the family. Then, we add a pocket full of shells” “Yes that sounds excellent, I’ll have that” “Koo-widdit now, monsieur”
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VERTICAL📼BLANKING📺INTERVAL @vertiblank.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A Hark! A Vagrant classic
Watson: Oooh, what’s that you’ve got?
Franklin: My final report
Watson: Little Rosie Franklin’s research! I bet it’s something!
Franklin: ROSALIND.
Crick: Oh, that’s a big name
W: You’re getting fancy on us! Tell me—
F: Ah. I love this game.
W: Is it a scientific breakthrough in feelings?
F: Well, I suppose I have to go into hysterics or have a baby somewhere, good day gentlemen
W: GO, GO
[W and C slip a look at F’s notes]
C: Nice
W: Quit hogging
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Border patrol agents have entered private property in Lochiel Az, without showing a warrant I’m told, to remove people who have been camping there. They’re also setting up an exclusion zone around the tree that’s being defended.
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The old internet @theoldinternet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
early 2000s playstation ads
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Some of my favorite date nights have just been tearing it up at the pinball bar 😌
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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🍌 Cig @ MCM LONDON OCT 2P16 @cigardoesart.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
SILENT HILL 3 #cigart #silenthill
Fanart of Heather Mason from Silent Hill 3, she's leaning back against a bathroom wall in-between two sinks and mirrors. Blood drips from the tiled wall above her, with the Halo of the Sun sigil visible on one of the mirrors.
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I stopped using it almost immediately because it insisted on feeding me Falling in Reverse shit
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Luke Ontario @coolhand.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meanwhile, in brand new sentences
bemma @bemdoll
the temu vape reversed the cilantro soap gene in my brother
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026
It does, indeed, set an example. Of something
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Baade's Window - From Rolf Wahl Olsen - flic.kr/p/2q7ttqg
Baade's Window is a unique region in the constellation Sagittarius that is notable for its relatively clear view towards the central bulge of our galaxy, through the otherwise dense dust clouds of the Milky Way. Named after the astronomer Walter Baade, who identified its significance, this area provides a unique observational window for studying the structure and composition of the Galactic Centre. It has allowed scientists to explore the distribution of stars, star clusters, and other celestial phenomena that are otherwise hidden behind the galactic dust.
Baade's Window is centered on the globular cluster NGC 6522, visible in the left of this image. The other globular cluster is NGC6528 which in comparison appears significantly reddened by obscuring dust.

Image details:
Date: 26th May 2022
Exposure: LRGB: 105:30:30:45 mins, total 3 hours 30 mins @ -25C
Telescope: Homebuilt 12.5" f/4 Serrurier Truss Newtonian
Camera: QSI 683wsg with Lodestar guider
Filters: Astrodon LRGB E-Series Gen 2
Taken from my observatory in Auckland, New Zealand
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Os Keyes @okeyes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Since we’re doing another round of “AI will destroy humanity” doom-hype, it’s a good time to announce a new paper myself and my postdoc advisor just had accepted by BioSocieties on just this. TL;DR: almost all the “AI can make bioweapons” literature comes ultimately from the Effective Altruists.
ironholds.org
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 29/09/2026
Based on my own reporting on OpenAI's audited financials from 2025, it appears that Anthropic was a worse business (at least in that year), spending $2.75 make $1 versus OpenAI spending $2.60 to make $1. So many people told me this company was "more profitable"! www.wheresyoured.at/exclusive-op...
OpenAl Lost $38.5 Billion In 2025
2025 — OpenAl Had $13.07 Billion In Revenue, $34 Billion In Costs and Expenses, and $20.92 Billion In Losses, with a net loss attributable to the company of $38.53 Billion
• Revenue: $13.07 billion
• Cost of Revenue: $7.5 billion
• Research and Development: $19.18 billion
• Sales and Marketing: $5.73 billion
• General and Administrative: $1.57 Billion
• Total Costs and Expenses: $34 billion
• Loss from Operations: $20.92 billionThe Al lab spent $7.33 billion on compute and infrastructure last year, a threefold surge from 2024, accounting for more than half of its
$12.65 billion in total operating expenses.
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
girl omg 🫠
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Molly White @molly.wiki · 27/09/2026
new biggest crypto hack of the year just dropped
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can’t even sit at a bar and drink without getting bummed out when hot women don’t approach me, it’s so stupid
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I hate that my self esteem is (in some part) tied to how much attractive people want to fuck me
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Funny that the end of 2026 has three major releases about how Zuck, Sam Altman and Musk are all fucking psychos. One could even say that is indicative of something.
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Timnit Gebru @timnitgebru.blacksky.app · 25/09/2026
We had to wait for the....NEW YORK POST to write about this. Y'all know there is so much more where this came from but journalists don't want to dig and people are terrified to speak to any journalist seeing the type of reporting they've been doing
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orinoco boo @nocontroller.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Bringing malort to the job interview
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026
🧐 www.axios.com/2024/10/25/m...
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Scoop: Meta strikes multi-year AI deal with Reuters
It's the first news deal Meta has made in the AI era.
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE (1985, Tim Burton)
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Stevie P @intruder1500stevie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The more I hear about FBI involvement in suppression of contacts and details in their possession. The more inclined I am to believe someone in there has a lot to hide…..and they’re probably still alive ? iol.co.za/news/world/2...
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Hugh Hefner ‘repeatedly’ flagged Epstein to FBI
A lawsuit has revealed how despite reports, the FBI failed to act on complaints about Jeffrey Epstein.
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zheanna 🔮 @zheanna.lol · 25/09/2026
i bring sort of a dr strangelove vibe to the party that the girls who are worrying and not loving the bomb don't like
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SW friends - what’s the over/under on OF vs Fansly?
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Earl Grey Frames Club @frames.earlgreymemes.club · 24/09/2026
VOY; "In The Flesh"; Harry is piloting a shuttle and speaking to someone off camera, with caption: I always wondered what it would be like to date an alien.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
Man standing in front of big neon sign that says “is that good?” As the crowd chants the same. Art by Mattie lubchansky
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Vile and disgusting digital necromancy. A violation of the poor man’s memory.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
Had this story in late May
Sources at meta are dunking on this and calling it a tamagotchi. It sounds like based on talking to sources that it could be a little ai companion you wear. I really hope they do this as it sounds so absolutely stupid, unbelievable

Jyoti mann quote tweet
Scoop: Meta plans to test an AI pendant next year as part of a broader wearable push, per an internal memo reviewed by The Information.

The first of 4 new smart glasses its releasing this year (code-named “Modelo") will launch as soon as next month.
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Capcom’s win streak had to end eventually I guess
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Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 23/09/2026
Today's reminder that the UAE is currently engaged in a genocide in Sudan using weapons they receive from the US and Israel and money they receive from our tourism dollars, and every celebrity who lives or vacations in Dubai or Abu Dhabi is knowingly funding it.
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Is it a creative from a design perspective? Definitely. But for me, it wasn’t fun at all. I hope there’s not more of that shit in the rest of the game.
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve played and beaten a lot of Fire Emblem games. I get that the point was to shake up your usual strategy and tactics. And if you love that, awesome. I play this game for one fucking reason and it’s not goddamn brazier sudoku challenges, I play it for rock-paper-scissors weeaboo chess.
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That brazier challenge battle in the new Fire Emblem is fucking infuriating. It took me five tries to finally win. You can call me stupid and spam “hurr hurr skill issue” or whatever at me but holy shit that fight was annoying and deeply unamusing to slog through.
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wet ass pasta @hazelweiss.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
ALT: Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We live in a golden age of statements from video game companies that sound like estranged family explaining that they know they fucked up, they’ve worked on themselves, and they’re gonna do better now. And it’s only been a month since they told everyone to go fuck themselves and did a burnout.
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