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Michael Bowser

@hawthorne416.bsky.social
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Colorado nerd/artist/hermit. He/him. 🏳️‍🌈

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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
all the government’s taco bell scapegoating keeps putting pictures of taco bell in my feed, which has not convinced me that the government isn’t to blame but has made me want taco bell
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Ash Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Stop worrying about what YA books to let your kids read and let them sort it out with V C Andrews and cocaine era Stephen King as God intended
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Kerning Matters
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David R. Slayton (He/Him) @drslayton.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Hoping more people will find my magical school for everyone book. A reluctant assassin, an elf boy with a secret, and dinosaurs. Available everywhere, and however, you read: davidrslayton.com/books/rogue-...
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Jo Berry @joberry.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Roughly somewhere between "hummingbird" and "molecular vibration".
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Rabbi Ariel Stone @rabbiariel.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Been rewatching Golden Girls. Grew up with the dub, it's crazy how different the sub is.
Fight well. I'll see that your remains are sent home to your families.Moonlight's beauty weakens the androids.
It's why they seek out sunlightThe peace you take for granted was the result of war.
You dishonor the dead and the unborn when you refuse to fight.Will all nations fall to tyranny of angels?
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
"please welcome the voices of huntrix" no they're just huntrix now. they're huntrix and they fight demons
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
moe when bart pranks him holding the phone
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BioWare Problems @biowareproblems.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Me when I see someone wearing an N7 hoodie in public
An image of Ashley Williams and Commander Shepard with text by @m4iizan reading '"what a nerd lol" I say with barely contained lust.'
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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
"the parade organizers made rentals orders of vintage guns, rifles, period piece helmets, and other hardware and outfits from industry prop houses on the West Coast." Literal military cosplay to show the might of the US army by way of Hollywood props, lmao. Sad.
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The Trump Connection: White House Takeover Of Army Birthday Celebration Proves Boon To Hollywood Prop Houses
The poignant display of US military might in DC today on Trump's birthday comes with a Hollywood connection
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Robert / Zeboyd @zeboydgames.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Ugh bring back design.
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 22/03/2025
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
We expected 2,000 people out in GOP-held Greeley, Colorado. 11,000 people showed up. Something special is happening, folks. Now is the time to organize in every dimension possible and get to work.
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Abigail Larson @abigaillarson.com · 13/03/2025
I kinda think it was the weasel in the Hadron Collider after all.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Find a way to give me Elon Musk's money and 1) i will disappear from the public eye and 2) a lot of things will start happening that are delightful, strange, or both. Also 3) A vast swathe of legal personnel will have stable salaries to answer my questions and do whatever else they want.
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Sam 🐈‍⬛ @sammakescoolstuff.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊
A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat
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Mary Kenney @marykgames.com · 06/02/2025
The idea that story-driven games aren’t replayable is so strange to me. I eventually bounce off every multiplayer game because I get bored, but I go back to story games again and again just like rewatching a favorite movie, or to experience something new
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Lucy Knisley @lucyknisley.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Oh hey it’s the year of the snake! Here’s a drawing of a snake I made.
Snake protecting a blue, white and pink flower from a shoe trying to crush it, with the text PROTECT TRANS KIDS
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/02/2025
okay but you aren’t again, you could be shutting down all senate business by denying every single unanimous consent request, you could be down at Treasury with cameras, you could be doing something other than issuing strongly worded statements your actions have to match what’s happening
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
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The Young, Inexperienced Engineers Aiding Elon Musk's Government Takeover
Engineers between 19 and 24, most linked to Musk’s companies, are playing a key role as he seizes control of federal infrastructure.
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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Anxiety is the lies you tell yourself and the lies other people told you to keep you weak. Seek community. Attend meetings. It's essential to survival and sanity. There are others like you. When love is good, it's very easy. It's not supposed to be difficult, conditional, or transactional.
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
i think someone should uhhh (trying hard to remember the rules on this site) take elon musk to luigi’s mansion
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
this sort of naked cynicism is jarring, but you’re going to see more of it because this is how kleptocracy works. it makes groveling and sycophancy the rational choice, because it will very often be rewarded.
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Riley MacLeod @rcmacleod.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Weeee
Basically, no one really had to do anything here, and yet a lot of things happened, or felt like they happened. It’s the perfect situation for Trump: a lot of chaos and high emotion, with lots of fingers to point and credit to claim. Regular people faced losing something that matters to them; those who haven’t been closely following the whole long journey to this moment might be easily convinced that it’s the cruel fault of Biden and the Democrats, who can be cast as out-of-touch elites who have been consistently letting them down. (It doesn’t help that this is, to some extent, true.) Trump could throw around bombastic rhetoric and big promises, aided by companies kissing his ring and parroting his talking points. Neither Trump nor ByteDance did this for the good of everyday TikTok users, but it could feel like a win for them; they get to go back to finding community and making dance videos, while Trump gets to boost his image and ByteDance, like every other big company, gets to curry favor with his administration. Trump has even been able to tie his inauguration proceedings into TikTok’s return, writing on TruthSocial that “Americans deserve to see our exciting Inauguration on Monday, as well as other events and conversations.”
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Don't you dare turn your eyes away from history, even the awful, scary parts. If you don't watch it with your own eyes, you rely on others to tell you what you saw. We must all bear witness to what's coming.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Theodosius Magnus, Fortunatus, Augustus, et Pius, who has 14 PhDs and uses every single one of them to commit horrifying crimes, would be one of those Michael Crichton extremely sciency thrillers
A black cat stretched out on his back between a man's side and tattooed arm, calmly contemplating future crimes against humanity.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Asteria is the kind of self help books that advise using cyanide to get your way.
A black cat with her face mashed against a corderoy blanket, looking off to one side.
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Shepherd @neolithicsheep.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Emmaline is approximately a thousand years old and is the cat equivalent of your 95 year old meemaw who lives on liquor, cigarettes, spite, and a comprehensive knowledge of family blackmail material going back 85 years. She would be southern Gothic.
A tabby and white cat squinting into the camera and judging you. She has a little pink nose and is probably drunk as shit.
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a team of bumblebees @saramchenry.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
every day some company is like "announcement! we have decided that the boot tastes great, actually. we're so excited to be licking it. have you tried this boot? it's way better than a rainbow logo, which is in the toilet now,"
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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Goth af.
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
BEING INVITED TO NOTHING: I’m ever so lonely and nobody cares about me at all BEING INVITED TO ONE THING: omg it never ends with these people
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
there's an entire ecosystem of male podcasters on gear wearing tight t-shirts and telling people the key to being a masculine is eating liver pills. meanwhile the actual perfect man is just this screengrab of Lee Pace from The Fall
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I love the oxford comma question because no one actually cares about the answer, the actual question being asked is "do you care enough about grammar to have an opinion and defend it, because if so that's hot as hell." Two people having this debate are going to agree on a LOT.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Lots of clarity today
Alex press tweet w/pic of cops locking arms adjacent to striking workers:
"NYPD literally locking arms to protect Amazon’s operations lol"

https://x.com/alexnpress/status/1869764581360619628Luis Feliz Leon tweet w/pic of cops escorting handcuffed Amazon driver:
"Breaking: Amazon driver attempted to stop his delivery van in support of ULP strike NYC in the warehouse entrance. The cops swarmed him, and he was arrested. Workers surrounded the van, and cops flung them off."

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Fryda Wolff @frydawolff.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Has it occurred to anyone that the 2020s are half over. 💀⚰️
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i’m just ken @shepardcdr.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
need a man who gets as emotional about me as geoff gets about logos for games that aren't in development yet
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 09/12/2024
it just amazing that a radicalized American shot someone actually responsible for the type of problems he had and not like a school or a mall
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I need to be put down I swear to god
A mugshot of Luigi Mangione with the caption “BREAKING NEWS
PA POLICE RELEASE MUGSHOT OF LUIGI MANGIONE, GILMAN GRAD SUSPECTED OF KILLING HEALTHCARE CEO”

He looks…. So fine I’m sorry I’m sorry
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Michael Bowser @hawthorne416.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Yoooo there's now an M/M version! The Adjuster is an equal opportunity lover 🏳️‍🌈
AO3 fic summary of an M/M version of The Adjuster, hero of the people (and an excellent lover) by NovaTheVibe


Tags:
No Archive Warnings Apply
United Healthcare Shooter (RPF)/Reader
United Healthcare Shooter (RPF) - Character
Reader
Assassination
Analingus
Blowjobs
Orgasm Denial
accidental orgasm denial
Unprotected Sex
Anal Sex
Sex with a fugitive
No beta we die like Brian Thompson
Enthusiastic Consent
Aftercare
male reader - Freeform

Summary:
"Done." He says, but his hands stay on your leg, his left hand noticeably closer to your thigh than you remember.

Struggling to maintain your composure, you look away again. "Thank you."

"You know." He says, bringing your gaze back to him. "I'm generally a pretty good judge of people. It helps when vetting a client. Or knowing when I have a chance with someone."

"Someone?" As you repeat this, it's clear you don't really care about the answer, only if you have a chance.

His hand slips higher still, now gripping your thigh. "Women. Men. Anyone who'll sing for me while I…" His voice trails off as his hand trails up, teasingly slow.

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The shooter of the United Healthcare CEO hides away in your home, but things get steamy quickly.
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
they’re calling him The Adjuster and writing ao3 fic about him…
The Adjuster, hero of the people (and an excellent lover) by NovaTheVibe
United Healthcare Shooter (RPF)
Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, United Healthcare Shooter (RPF)/Reader, United Healthcare Shooter (RPF) - Character, Reader, Assassination, Cunnilingus, Orgasm Denial, accidental orgasm denial, risky sex, Unprotected Sex, Sex with a fugitive, No beta we die like Brian Thompson, Enthusiastic Consent, Aftercare, Female Reader

"Done." He says, but his hands stay on your leg, his left hand noticeably closer to your thigh than you remember.
Struggling to maintain your composure, you look away again.
"Thank you."
"You know." He says, bringing your gaze back to him. "I'm generally a pretty good judge of people. It helps when vetting a client. Or knowing when I have a chance with someone."
"Someone?" As you repeat this, it's clear you don't really care about the answer, only if you have a chance with him.
His hand slips higher still, now gripping your thigh. "Women.
Men. Anyone who'll sing for me while I..." His voice trails off as his hand trails up, teasingly slow.

The shooter of the United Healthcare CEO hides away in your home, but things get steamy quickly.
Language: English Words: 1,855 Chapters: 1/1 Hits: 0
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Razorblade Apples 🍎 @applecider.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I love living alone but there's always that one moment when you swallow something wrong or take a stair too fast and you imagine your cat feeding on your corpse
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Michael Bowser @hawthorne416.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
🌱 Gamer since: ~1993 🌱 First system: SNES 🌱 Last: Steam Deck 🌱 Main: PC 🌱 Fav: PS4 🌱 Fav. dev.: BioWare 🌱 First game: The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past 🌱 Fav. game: Dragon Age: Origins 🌱 Least fav. game: Minesweeper 🌱 Graphics or frames: Graphics
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/11/2024
watching CAPTAIN AMERICA: WINTER SOLDIER for the first time in a minute and yeah, this is still in the top 5 of everything that has come out of marvel studios
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Did you know? Black Friday is named in honor of Rebecca Black, who invented Friday in 2011.
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