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they/them old enough (30+) your cursed ffxiv mutual usually falchionpunch on every other website 🔞 nsfw at times (images always flagged) tags: #tewrites | #tecrimes | #teposes | #tedraws

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LVL100 Paladin Kei @saintnurse.bsky.social · 4h
y'know
panel 1: subaru outback outside of a brick called the 'pad store'
panel 2: zero in front of the woolworth's pad aisle 
panel 3: "I have arrived to the pad store. what size do you wear." shtoler: Purple. (she hangs up)
panel 4: zero, dying inside
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Zaki Fairer | 🦎 Commissions open! ☀️ @zakifairer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sora: What is the meaning behind this?? Emet-Selch: well BOY, the muppets are a Disney ip now Miss Piggy: oh~ hi Emet Emet-Selch: hello Piggy.
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Spiswel @ 6x Legend 6x Sillier @orchestrion.etheirys.social · 05/08/2026
docs.google.com/document/d/1... reminder to PLEASE read the ten gorillion guides i made about working with AsymFaces, making a face asym is about 4 clicks and a half in blender and if i see another person complaining that there's "no guides" i'm gonna be sad #ffxivmods
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AsymFaces - 3D Creator & DIY Guide
AsymFaces - 3D Creator & DIY Guide (7.x) Oh boy it’s a big one qq (still in construction but workable) Introduction This guide was created during 6.x Endwalker and overhauled after 7.x Dawntrail. Th...
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Spicymochi @spicymochi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Brownies when you sift powdered sugar on them
Illustration of a very round brown bear covered in snow
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sobaka @kogti.org · 15h
almost lost the video forever so reposting
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Daniel 🐰 GATEway FATE prep!! @froggercube.bsky.social · 11h
passage of arms #ffxiv #haurchefant
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daily bunnies 🐇✨ @dailybunnies.bsky.social · 15h
A light brown bunny sits on a red and brown blanket. The overlaid text reads: "POV: Me when I wake up."
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Kittea @kittea.bsky.social · 16h
Whenever I go on bluesky and see some sort of discourse
Fabio from fire emblem saying I can hardly follow the conversation ... Now do I wish to. I'm afraid. It unsettles me.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 12/12/2023
good afternoon to this couple and this couple only
young woman in a cropped tee reading
CUNT ERA
standing beside a young man in a tee reading
I'M HIGH AS FUCK AND HAVE A GUN IN MY BACKPACK
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cloud ⚢🌤️ @cloud-ra.bsky.social · 17h
spars that turn into kissing 😭😌
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MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 20h
not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture.
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Arky of the golden scales @eshceyaaniwilds.bsky.social · 22h
#xivwomenweek day 2: a realm reborn gotta go with y'shtola, as a limsa starter #ffxivart
colored waist up sketch of arr Y'shtola with her hand to her cheek, lost in thought. her other hand is on her hip, off the canvas. the background is a light blue gradient
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Rias @riasumbra.sheath.church · 28/09/2026
divine manifestation within this URL
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saku 🐺💖🐇 gateway fate 306 @sakulicina.net · 30/09/2026
A Knight to Remember. #sakuart || #ffxivart
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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SungWon Cho @prozdishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
should you use english or japanese titles for anime www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_nf...
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should you use english or japanese titles for anime
YouTube video by ProZD
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Super Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This Ugly Son of a Bitch is Collecting Super Powerful Stars and Basically, You are Fucking Stupid
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i wish baseball teams could resolve their differences without resorting to baseball
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🖤miro ✧₊ @yorucherry.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
finished nier replicant the other day i luv kainé #NieR
Kainé from NieR Replicant, holding a white cube. Half her face is covered with old Windows-sytle Notepad windows saying "KAINÉ ARENT YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING IMPORTANT...?" . Behind her are more windows in the same style sporting error messages and a command panel. Tears can be seen from behind the notepad windows.
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contemptible scoundrel @elf-chaser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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H (エイチ) @therealhanamaru.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Finally the -tober prompt that I can follow to my heart's content
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a black and white cat looking irritated, captioned "i am angry because you paid a lot of money to save my life. it disrupted my routine."
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@ddeaen

iphones ruined an entire generation's tech literacy because i regularly see 14+ year olds asking how to make a desktop shortcut or duplicate a File

@inkballpro

i was literally figuring out virtual machines and basic linux at like 6 lol

@ddeaen

this is also not normal im sorry
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🔞 samus aran's micropenis 🏳️‍⚧️🍉 @ranchlacroix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
transfems and lesbian allies: keep an eye out for these folks in your spaces in FFXIV RP. they're on that transmed/TERF black mold grindset. starfire-springs.crd.co
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I hate when I see someone be deeply vitriolic against USA and its just some European. Babe that is your estranged son you created this thing like a fertilized teratoma
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 23/09/2026
vibes
a sign that says THIS IS A (burned triangle) AREA. Who knows what it used to say. it's been burned with acid and fire or maybe magic
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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zuzu @zuzuxb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mistrian bluebird #FieldsofMistria
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rock robster @plounce.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#catcrumb
a simple drawing of a black and white cat sitting happily in a little strawberry crocheted collar. caption reads, "i am happy because everyone loves me, and gives me lots of attention and pets me and coos over me and says how darling! so friendly! i love bobo! mwah!"
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the cooler alexa @ninjacat.moe · 28/09/2026
wolf link from Twilight Princess, a poe soul is edit to be a plush ball and the text is edited to say "playin wit my baul"
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I've seen everyone sharing that US Dialect Quiz so I decided to make my own, much crappier, CANADIAN DIALECT QUIZ to guess where in Canada you're from
A flow chart I have created with multiple questions and the answers determine where you're from.

Question 1 is do you call it a hydro bill (which then branches down to ON, QC, BC, MB) or an electric bill (which then branches down to SK, AB, NS, NB, PEI, NL)

Question 2 is do you call it a cabin (BC, MB, AB, SK) cottage (ON and atlantic) camp (northern Ontario) chalet (QC) or bungalow (Cape Breton)

To delineate BC from MB: do you call it dinner or supper

To delineate southern Ontario rural or big city: have you heard of a stag & doe

To delineate SK from AB: do you call a hoodie a bunnyhug

And finally to delineate NL from the other atlantic provinces: whaddayat? (Correct answer: dis is it b'y)
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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Shallow @shallowva.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Clicking Google's fun whimsical throwback logo today sends you to an AI chat pre-filled with a goofy prompt and immediately hits you with a warning that it is potentially dangerous to continue. You couldn't make a better commentary on how badly they have fucked up the internet if you tried.
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almonds? @zofialmia.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Happy 8 years, my beloved Halidom #DragaliaLost
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m fucking strapped
fish in jean pocket
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Tavi!! 💫 @tavi-time.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Reina !!!!! 💛
Art of Reina from Mistria with a very excited look.
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Exie ⭐Comms On Waitlist⭐ @exiebebe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wasn't aware if you were a non twitter user it hides what you can view sometimes. So I put it all in a google doc!! Hope that helps :) docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Exie's List of Modding Guides and Resources!!
Exie’s List of Modding Guides and Resources!! These are publicly available guides and links to help you learn modding and find talented creators! You’re welcome to share this to your hearts content! ...
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furry hater #votesolomon @furry-hater.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
stuntedaphidcel posting on twitter, in which she states: "look, man, HRT isn't gonna turn you into your waifu or like those 1% top OF girls. youre gonna look like your mother. and that's fine, she's a very beautiful woman. it was a pleasure to make her acquaintance last night."
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Slideshare Gems @goodslides.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Exie ⭐Comms On Waitlist⭐ @exiebebe.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't wanna repost all the links again but apparently this tweet stirred up some shit over there lmao, because of course it did. So here are some lovely learning resources and their links in this thread!! x.com/ExieBebe/sta... Happy modding babes~!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a bat hangs upside-down from a telephone line at sunset. The bat is in front of a billboard advertising the Florida Mega Jackpot, which is valued at $5,318,008 - represented with a digital ticker. Panel 2: the POV flips to the bat’s upside-down perspective, which makes the digital numbers look like they spell “BOOBIES”. The bat appears delighted.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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Mel 💛 @potatocrisp.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
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✨ @adeuce-a2.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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☀️kit @miqosquat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got u bro
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poorly drawn cats @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
long legs
a poorly drawn cat lying down with its very long legsa black cat lying on a round gray rug in front of a white cabinet. the rug has a black cat design underneath the real cat, with printed legs sticking out and creating the illusion that the cat has extremely long legs
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bug spray cody @aevris.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
really enjoying this gif. please, join me for a drink
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Sundown @sundownageha.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I really hope that overshirt is thin, Y'shtola, or else you gotta be baking in that thing. #FFXIV | #FFXIVArt | #Yshtola | #Blender | #Render
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