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Call of Cthu-Luke @llobrow.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
here's a handy mnemonic for remembering how this type of switch works: O = it's Off I = It's on
a black switch with one side labeled O and the other labeled I. the I is depressed
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I’m teen genius Lex Luthor and I love two things in life: my best friend Superboy and my beautiful, beautiful hair.
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alex @alexok.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
the gay little briefcase robot from batman tas deserves to be a recurring villain if not batman's primary antagonist
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Not sure why Sony thinks a The Beatles Cinematic Universe is the way to go but who am I to question the Madam Web people?
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Crossbones: Hey Craptain America, I caught your shield! What are you going to do now?
Bucky shoots Crossbones
Black Widow: Bucky, read the card.
The shield: Things you did as Bucky you can’t do as Captain America:
shoot people
Bucky Barnes: oh right
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I could keep going with this
Phineas Horton looking at a robot on fire in a tube and thinking "Okay Phineas. The robot you built bursts into flame when exposed to oxygen. I'm sure you can fix this. All it's going to take is a lot of hard work, hours upon hours of research, and a whole bunch of science. Or-"
A sleeping man in a tube with a sign that says "Fucko the Fucking Fuckbot" crossed out and replaced with a handwritten "The Human Torch The Amazing Nazi Killing Android"
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 13/10/2026
Ah yes, perhaps the most beloved literary trope of all: the classic McMuffin
A screenshot that reads: Moore throws in a Hitchcock-style McMuffin in the shape of a secret tape recording which will reveal just who has been betraying the gangsters.
The problem is that no-one has a machine on which to play it.
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Kevin 🌑 and the Suspicious Pumpkin 🎃 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I would've just said "eight slimes" but what do I know
One Slime and Seven Slimes appear!
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dante @dante.cool · 05/05/2026
HAN SOLO: Hell, I never would have flown a spaceship if it wasn't for the daring exploits of Ben Quadinaros, famed podracer... He inspired all of us kids back on Corellia. LEIA (NODDING): Yes, I also know and love Ben Quadinaros. The boy, Han... let's name the boy after him
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Go Go Gadget Remain Alive
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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the other day i dutifully pronounced "Tales of the World: Radiant Mythology" as intended by the developers and made my colleague think i didn't know how to pronounce the word "mythology." yet another reason bandai namco owes me reparations
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Stephanie Brown: You don’t want to mess with Batman, he trained for years with Tibetan hunks.
Tim Drake: Monks.
Stephanie Brown: Oh, that’s less interesting.
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The Mopkeeper @marvelousmop.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When my grandkids ask me about the historical events I lived through, the first thing I’ll tell them about is that I survived the Sluggo New Hat arc
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Greg Morosoff @gregmorosoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cat-shaped vessel from Peru (c. 200–700 CE) #MenWithCats
Cat-shaped vessel from Peru 
(c. 200–700 CE)Cat-shaped vessel from Peru 
(c. 200–700 CE)
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Betty Bullshark @seasickseasick.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
7th grade lion mindset #2
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Nancy 10/8/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 10… the epic conclusion
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@hudlion

sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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dom nero @dominicknero.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
disney is set to unveil an entirely new russo brother before the start of q4. early reports are saying that he is physically larger and more “morally grey” than anthony and joe. insiders say “he’s their wario”. more info to come Source: deadline
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nancy 10/5/26 “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 7
Nancy shudders, reflecting on her past week of Sluggo Hat Trauma… this week, the nightmare continues….
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“It's never gonna happen,” said Joey as he kissed Ross. He reached down and pulled up his shirt, revealing his hairy stocky torso. “What?” said Ross as he removed his own shirt. Joey pushed him roughly to the sofa, then straddled the lanky yet oddly muscular paleontologist. “You and Rachel.”
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𝚂𝙺𝙴𝙻𝙴𝚃𝙾𝙽 𝚃𝙸𝙼𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚈𝙱𝙴𝙴🎃 @mudfire4.cryptid.expert · 02/10/2026
I think about this Russell Crowe interaction all the time You just don’t get celebs responding to people like this anymore
A screenshot of a Twitter interaction from way back in the day between the actor Russell Crowe and a random user (Brendan McClaskey) with the user name @Tbones32


Russell Crowe @russellcrowe
Fight back. F**k humiliation as news. F**k denial of climate change.
F**k hatred over EDUCATION...Media should not be the enemy of progress

Brendan McClaskey @Tbones32
@russellcrowe f#@+ liberal hollywood. just keep acting prettyboy
leave politics alone

Russell Crowe @russellcrowe
@Tbones32 simple facts, i'm not pretty, I'm not your Boy, you simpleton. Send me your address so I can visit you and explain my passions
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Jess Fink🍉🌈 @jessfink.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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A 7 panel comic by the artist. First panel: The artist is running from a distance towards a group of people playing basketball in the park. The artist is holding a pumpkin above their head and screaming "AAAAAAAAA". Second panel: The artist has leapt up and is in position to slam dunk the pumpkin into the basketball hoop. Panel three: the pumpkin splatters violently against the backboard of the basketball hoop, sending orange pumpkin goop everywhere. Panel four: the players stand staring, covered in pumpkin goop and shocked. Panel five: the artist stares at them wide-eyed, also covered in the goop and says "it's October FIRST". Their hand reaches towards their face. Panel six: the artist rips off their own face like a rubber mask to reveal a skeleton beneath. Panel 7: the group of players stand shocked and horrified, watching as the skeleton falls to the ground in a pile of bones, the sound effects says "CLATTER".
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Briiiiiiaaaaannnnnssss!! @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world · 01/10/2026
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4
Nancy vents to Aunt Fritzi, telling her she may have to break up with Sluggo because of his new hat. Fritzi thinks she’s being dramatic, until she sees the hat….
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Venom: We cannot sell us! We need us!
Eddie Brock: Okay, I’m getting rid of you so you can cut the whole we thing out. And you’re useless to me because whenever I try to kill the guy I hate the most, all he has to do is wiggle his big giant spider butt in our face and you ditch me.
Venom: This time will be different! We promise! We don’t care how round and perfect the constant squats have made Parker’s ass, we will finish him once and for all!
Eddie Brock: …okay, fine. One more chance.
Venom: We are here to kill you, Parker, and there’s nothing you can do to save yours-
Venom: AWOOGA!
Eddie Brock: god fucking damnnit
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 30/09/2026
Those names are the people newho worked on the movie.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Batman fans say that he’s not just a guy who beats up criminals, and in fact spends a lot of money on charity, infrastructure, community, etc. Well, think what he could achieve if he spent ALL his money on beating up criminals.
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Oneirio @oneirio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
[FEFW] Guzran talks big... but it's probably because he knows he IS That Guy™️
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Oneirio @oneirio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[FEFW] The first rule of being like The Unkillable Guzran, is don't get killed!
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door inadvertently depicts Peach as the quickest typist in the world. She is able to type up a 126-word email in exactly 3 seconds, making her 8 times faster than the current typing speed world record.
In Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Peach sends multiple emails to Mario during the plot. Almost all of them take her exactly 3 seconds to type.
The length of the emails she types in 3 seconds varies from 54 words to the longest one seen below, at 126 words.
Peach: I'm OK
My Dearest Mario, I send this letter in the hope that it reaches you safely. I am being held against my will in some strange place. Though I do not know where I am, I remain unharmed and in relative comfort.
Those who have captured me seem to be after the map I sent to you earlier. They may be hoping to use it to find objects they call the "Crystal Stars." I do not know what they are planning, but I have a feeling it is not anything positive.
Mario, please collect these Crystal Stars before they do. You must! They are already aware that you have the map, so please be very careful.
And please... Don't worry about me.
-Princess Peach-
At the current world record typing speed of 319 words per minute, Peach should have been able to get about this far into the email.
In order to finish the email in three seconds, she needed to type with an a speed of 2520 words per minute, 7.9 times the world record.
While the quick typing is clearly merely a way to make the scene move along more quickly and should not be taken as accurate depiction of Peach's typing skills, it is still humorous to imagine the implications arising from it if taken at face value.
Source: analysis inspired by @nintendostuff.bsky.social
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nancy 9/28/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible New Hat” Part 1
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 25/09/2026
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alex @alexok.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you best start believing in numbered euphemisms for bodily functions
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have a social inept but kind hearted uncle who keeps using phrases like "water get place" and "liquid-sourcing shaft". He means well.
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Always a treat to be reminded of an old friend
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whistling in the dark @candiedreptile.at.app.wafrn.net · 22/09/2026
dogfluid: woah
dogfluid: DOG
dog: my fluid!
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nancy 9/22/26
Sluggo greets Rollo, the rich boy. Rollo asks Sluggo if he would fancy a game of pickleball. Sluggo is confused, and pictures himself playing tennis with a pickle, as he is not aware of how the sport is played.
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blackle mori @blackle.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just wrote a paranormal story in the form of a fictional forum thread! A young woman discovers a video captured from inside a recurring dream. Read here: suricrasia.online/unfiction/sp...
A screenshot of the fake forum page
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
We're back. The Power Fantasy returns on December 9th, carefully timed to be just after everyone has wrapped their comics of the year lists, so making folks go "Oh - wait, they did those banger two issues in January and February and I forgot, never mind."
The Power Fantasy 17 cover, by Caspar Wijngard. Valentina, making a peace scene with rasberry jam on her hand, probably.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Batman: Dick, are you forgetting something?
Robin: No. I'm ready. I'm prepared. I've trained for this.
Batman: You're not wearing pants.
Robin: I...that was on purpose. I don't want pants to be part of my costume. 
Batman: You can admit you forgot-
Robin: I DID IT ON PURPOSE OKAY
Batman: Fine
Robin: Fine.
Batman: Fine.
Robin: Fine.
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Happy Batman Day! 🧵
Batman: You can't win, Barry. I've come up with plans to defeat every member of the Justice League.
The Flash: BRUCE HELP I WENT BACK IN TIME TO TRY TO STOP MY MOTHER'S MURDER AND ACCIDENTALLY SHOT YOUR PARENTS
Batman: what
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gg @ggdg.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i've finally typed the word "fuck" enough times on my phone that ios no longer insists i meant to type "duck." on the other hand, it just interpreted my swiped "moby dick" as "bobby fuck"
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Red Hood: I know she was a gymnast or whatever but I’m not sure how Harley Quinn can keep holding her own against trained martial artists.
Nightwing: Poison Ivy used plant science to give her vague superpowers. She’s got enhanced speed, strength, and agility to whatever degree best serves the plot.
Nightwing: Like, I assume she’s weaker than your standard Amazon and standard Amazons are around one Spider-Man strong so she’s probably weaker than one Spider-Man.
Nightwing: Aquaman is low to mid Wonder Woman and Wonder Woman is high Superman at her baseline strongest and three Spider-Mans at her weakest. Superman is usually around one Superman and about three Spider-Mans at his weakest.
Red Hood: Who’s Spider-Man?
Nightwing: Don’t worry about it.
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Thew @amazingthew.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
god i love videogames. have you heard about "places"? they are called locations
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An Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Lucky ✨ @lucky.mastodon.nz.ap.brid.gy · 11/09/2026
the French titles for Pokemon Winds and Pokemon Waves are making me laugh like an idiot. me when i'm posting about my virtual critters but i'm a little toxic about it
Pokemon VentsPokemon Vagues
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Jubilee: Welcome to Inconsistent Continuity 101.
Jubilee: Today's lesson: Mutants are unable to use their powers on anyone they're related to.
Jubilee: l've brought in some guests to demonstrate. Piotr, punch Illyana in the face.
Colossus: No.
Jubilee: See?
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