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Chester, UK. Gardening, cats

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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 29/09/2026
I’m Gail, a one woman (and a feline assistant) business, based in Manchester. I create prints, homewares, T-shirts & cards inspired by midcentury design, music and architecture. Have a look gailmyerscough.co.uk
A grid of twelve illustrations featuring music designs, architecture designs, books, retro abstract designs and swimmers. Bold and colourful.
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When child was in primary school, his teacher told him there was no such animal as an echidna. #SundayPixAnimals
A stuffed echidna on a small plinth.
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Bill Pope @billypope.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Turnpike Lane Fox mural in London. A stunning soldier fly on a stone. One if the Spitalfields elephants A gorilla and a behatted seal sculpture in a shop window in Rye, East Sussex. A real urban fox on a shed roof in Enfield, London. #SundayPixAnimals #SundayPix
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Benjamin Simpson @hodomaniasimpson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Beautiful asteroid, now industrial waste, near Exoplanet 23537. This was once a typical rocky asteroid, then the Interitin Mining Corporation cut it in half to collect some money, sorry, gather some minerals. 1/2 #scifi #sci-fi #exoplanet #MicroFiction #bloomscrolling #nature #photography
This is a photo of a mushroom. It is the underside of a mushroom. The structure of the underside of a cap of a mushroom. At the top of the photo is the round edge of the mushroom, that is, if you are a faerie sitting under the mushroom, Mr. Arthur Doyle, and looking up and see the edge of the mushroom against a dark sky. The underside looks maybe like a sponge, where there are lots of tiny holes, and it is yellow and dark brown and light brown. That describes it? Right? Oh well, I will do better next time.
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Morning walk
View over rough grassland, with a row of trees in the distance. The sun is rising  above the trees and the sky is blue with high clouds. View along a canal with the towpath to the right. There is a light mist over the water. In the distance is a bridge over the canal
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Official advice: "Tell them they have to go to school". Oh, I'm sure families affected by severe school distress hadn't actually thought of that. youtu.be/B_G4Ytpc8Vg?...
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Unauthorised Absence | Trailer
YouTube video by MIMESIC Films
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Julie hasn't been such a popular name since the 1970s.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The image is of a four panel comic. The title reads "Poltergeist".
In the first panel we see a woman with a worried expression on her face. She says, "stuff keeps moving around my house."
In the second panel the same woman says "I'm terrified. I can't sleep."
In the third panel we see a ghost holding a candle and a pillow that reads "live laugh love". The ghost is zooming through the house.
In the fourth panel we see the same ghost hanging up a frame and thinking, "home decor is my passion".
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Happy weekend! 🦔 ❤️ Here’s a lovely ancient Egyptian blue faience hedgehog made some 3,800 years ago! Neues Museum, Berlin 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows a small ancient Egyptian turquoise-coloured blue faience hedgehog figurine, shown in 3/4 profile facing right. Dimensions: Height x width x depth: 5 x 5.5 x 9.3 cm. It has a rounded body densely covered with small raised pointed spines each of which are emphasised with black paint. It has a small wide face with a pointed snout. The snout has a small chip at the end. The eyes are highlighted with black pigment. It has relatively long oval-shaped ears, either side of the face. It has short stubby front legs. It sits on a pale display case surface at the Neues Museum in Berlin.
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Canal Cryptid @canalcryptid.eurosky.social · 02/10/2026
Today's gender will mostly be the vague sensation that you are forgetting something important.
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Neil looking like Gilbert (or it George?) there #nottotp
Gilbert and George
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Suburbia - My favourite PSB song #notTotp
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TBH, I'll be quite glad when Rome Season is over.
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Are we all staying on for the PSB programme? #totp
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Going to see Duran Duran at the end of the month, and 13 year old me just wouldn't believe it #totp
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Simon Le Bon Winks in Her Name Is Rio
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Ger D @rardeenus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stewart Copeland’s purpose in life is clearly to irritate Sting to extreme levels. What a legend. #totp
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
But returned too soon #totp
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time for a wee! #totp
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A lot of static electricity building up in those nylon nighties #totp
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Happy Birthday Static Hair
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#totp
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Dave Angel Eco Warrior
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad cafe. #totp
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That person in the background is the only person ever to hand jive* to Blondie #totp *not a euphemism
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Madness are playing Delamere Forest next year. I think it's an opportunity I can't pass up #totp
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#totp
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#totp
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Dory and Marlin's Scary Anglerfish Encounter
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why yes, I did see Tom sing this a couple of months ago. He was sitting down, though. #totp
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Kevin Donoghue @donoghuek.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Anakin-Padme meme, with Padme assuming Irish will be required
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dear god. When does gigantic spider season end?
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, happy Charles Darwin is “very poorly today & very stupid & hate[s] everybody & everything” to all who celebrate, because he wrote those words in a letter to his friend (and author of Principles of Geology) Charles Lyell 161 years ago today
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hit jackpot with Too Good to Go from the local bakery this evening. 7 cakes. Was hoping for a sandwich for lunch tomorrow, but cake!
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Marieantoinette Tarte: Woman Indulging
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DocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell yeah you can CC me C ute C etacean #art #whales
A doodle of a cute cartoon whale next to a computer. Caption reads “I hope this email finds you whale”
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We met some EasyCare(TM) sheep yesterday I think you can put them in a cool tumble dryer and they don't need ironing.
Three sheep sit and stand in the corner of a pen, with a full hayrack above them. There is straw on the concrete floor.
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New Pokemon just dropped
A giant, knobbly kohl rabi vegetable with a first prize rosette.
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Keyboard player's got an examination glove on. #totp
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Gloves On Im Ready
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Amazulu seem a bit depleted #totp
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They've been at the haberdashery shelves #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
She sings a bit like Les Dawson in drag communicating something rude. #totp
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Terry(spooky owl sound) @terryleopard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Barbie Pig 🤌 I'm a Barbie Pig In a a pointy wiiiig
A new sea creature, bright pink, apparently called a Barbie pig.
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Gail Myerscough @gailmyerscough.co.uk · 24/09/2026
A tumbleweed is rolling through my online shop today. I create colourful prints, cards, homewares and T-shirts inspired by architecture, music and mid-century design. Please have a look at my shop and repost to help spread the word. Thanks! gailmyerscough.co.uk
A pile of colourful prints featuring illustrations inspired by music, mid-century design and architecture.
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We can hear a tawny owl! Just the one, so there's a too-woo, but no too-whit. The other night we heard the too-whit but not the too-whoo.
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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 22/09/2026
Happy mushroom season!
A comic titled "Types of mushrooms" with 12 mushroom species. A wrinkly-looking morel is labeled "creepy but tasty". A brownish deadly galerina is labeled "boring but deadly". A witch's butter on a branch is labeled "jiggles if you poke it". A large puffball is labeled "egg". A creepy red-dripping bleeding tooth fungus is labeled "deeply disconcerting". A fly agaric with a green treefrog sitting under it is labeled "frog umbrella". A black chanterelle is labeled "chalice for forbidden elixers". Three straight-stemmed entolomas are labeled "haha, nipples". A bright purple viscid violet cort is labeled "purple is nice". A birch polypore sticking out of a birch trunk is labeled "tree nose". A complex yellow-tpped coral fungus is labeled "cursed citadel where dwells a fairy queen". A Ravenel's stinkhorn is pixellated at the top for your safety, and labeled "NSFW".
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching #gbbo for the first time in a few years now that Leith has gone. The baking quality is ... patchy.
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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍
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Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester
Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Town criers assembling. There can be only one.
A town square with a statue. A huddle of town criers in frock coats and tricorn hats stand near a radio vanTwo workers put up a sign saying 2026 world town crier tournament, Chester
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SinisterBulb @sinisterbulb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That is one pissed off oyster
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Heritage Chester @heritagechester.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
381 years ago, this ground shook 💥 Parliament's cannons breached Chester's walls in 1645 - it still stands today. Join us at Chester Roman Gardens, Tue 22 Sept, 2-6pm, for weapons, objects and stories from the siege. Free, drop-in. 👉️ buff.ly/Q9Mngoc #Chester @stuartrobphoto.bsky.social
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
#SundayPix #SundayPixAutumn
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Asterix Archiv 🐗 @comedix.de · 20/09/2026
Eine schöne Bastel- und Malarbeit. Manchmal trägt Obelix den Hinkelstein. Manchmal ist Obelix der Hinkelstein. Dürfte nicht leicht gewesen sein, diesen Stein zu finden. #Asterix #Fanart
Das Bild zeigt einen kleinen, länglichen und nach oben abgerundeten Stein, dessen Form an einen Hinkelstein erinnert. Der Stein wurde rundherum so bemalt, dass er selbst zum Körper von Obelix wird.
Auf der Vorderseite sind Obelix’ Gesicht mit den roten Zöpfen, sein nackter Oberkörper sowie der grüne Gürtel mit großer gelber Schnalle zu sehen. Darunter setzt sich seine typische blau-weiß gestreifte Hose bis zum unteren Rand des Steins fort. Seine Füße stehen auf einer kleinen grünen Wiese, die mit roten Pilzen und Blumen verziert ist. Der obere, dunkelgraue Teil des Steins bleibt weitgehend unbemalt und wirkt dadurch wie ein Hinkelstein, der hinter Obelix aufragt.
Die Rückseite löst den kleinen optischen Scherz auf: Dort fehlen Kopf und Oberkörper völlig. Stattdessen sieht man nur Obelix’ Arme, die sich von beiden Seiten um den grauen Stein legen. Seine Hände greifen hinter dem „Hinkelstein“ ineinander. Darunter sind wiederum die gestreifte Hose und seine Füße auf der Wiese zu erkennen.
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HappyMouffetard @happymouffetard.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Doing the dance (in my head) #totp
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Colonel Abrams: I'm Trapped Behind Bars
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