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@bchristianpoet.bsky.social
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I’m not funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking. Poet. Photographer. Professional rambler. Shed Dwelling, grumpy old veteran. #autism #PTSD Married to Mrs Bob… Butler to Noodles linktr.ee/BobChristianpoetry

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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 10h
Disclaimer: this is not my current emotional state, and thank you for you kind words this week. #poet #photographer #devon  bob-christian.com/2026/10/10/t...
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The Car Stopped, I didn’t.
The accident was three seconds long. Three seconds. That’s all it tookto turn a roadinto a place my body still remembers. People asked if I was hurt. I said no. Because I could walk.Because nothing…
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 18h
Well it’s been a while since I was up till nearly 0200hrs, I’d not been drinking either, bloody stupid brain was awake at 0700 #photographer
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Got called up to the majors tonight. I’m now editing, night all #photography #vidieography #najors
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Onyx @advantage87.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
gentle reminder, your potential is closer than the fear makes it look
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It appears someone activated the fire breathing option on this cat.
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Toddler tantrum from the Whitehouse in 3,2,1…
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ahhh The squat & surf
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Well it’s been an interesting few days, messaged a family member yesterday to say I’d stacked my car. Including these pics. They’ve been on messenger repeatedly and do far called me four times and not mentioned it once. AITA for thinking they’re a narcissist?
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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My October newsletter is now out, featuring poems, news and general musings. brianbilston.com/2026/10/08/n... If you fancy signing up to get it delivered directly to your email inbox for free, you can do so here: brianbilston.com/newsletter/
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Newsletter – October 2026
Dear fellow traveller, If life is a journey, why do I have to spend so much of it sitting on a bench at Abergavenny railway station? That’s a question I’ve been asking myself a lot rece…
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ve a good book, it’s only taken 20 yrs or so to create a sequel to one of the best Batman stories, and strict orders to rest up happy days
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Kona Lowell @konalowell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL (1975) in LEGO
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That ball just sailed into the Cronezone @padres.com are back on top against The Brewers in the playoffs. #postseason
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I do love watching little one and her friend Biggie. It’s both heartwarming and heartbreaking simultaneously
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shutter time 30sec Not sure on the streaks on the first two though #photographer
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tiddles has a friend round to play. #cats #photographer
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I found my old crystal ball. No not my witchy one, but my photography one. #photographer #trickshot #crystalball #buddha
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#SundayPixAnimals
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Morning all. #blogger bob-christian.com/2026/10/04/t...
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The Accidental Photographer Strikes Again
I think this last week has probably been the pinnacle of my 2026 journey. But before we get into that, let’s rewind a little. At the start of the year I spotted an advert on Instagram looking for v…
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Loved this show as a kid
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Later start this week, so I ended up going round the shops in town today. #buddha
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s October, and my knees are being burnt by the sun in the back of my shed. October..! What part of this is normal? #climatechange
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Ric Chollar @ricseeks.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Ghoul🎃Noon BurGeR🍔BoSs @dualnoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Poetic license and registration, please.
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s been a lovely if not polluted night here in Narnia (twinned with Totnes) to test a few settings (30sec shutter +2 exposure) #photographer #nightsky #nightohotography
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had lovely present today. it’s a picture of me in action, from a fellow Pride volunteer who’s a photographer. Thank you C #photographer
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
High School Metal #totp
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Enough Of That Now @andygilder.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Salford Van Hire, more like #totp
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#totp
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Katie @rebelrouser1962.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Who the fuck is this? Why can’t I remember? Why isn’t it stopping #totp
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Lost a good friend to sourdough. He used to be interesting and wide-ranging, now all he talks about is his sourdough process and something called leven / levan / whatever. He's now a frightful bore and I can't suffer another conversation with him.
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s Saturday night at the Flamingo & Firkin. It’s happy hour The floors sticky #totp
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What in the X factor is this shit. #totp
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#totp
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Andy Bernard: Nailed It!
ALT: Andy Bernard: Nailed It!
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The Right Runcible Howard Batey @howardbatey.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
They don't write them like this anymore, do they? Thank Christ. #TOTP
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought this was a bad man song when I was younger. I was also a bit of a bellend #totp
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ve got vague drunken memories of this piss poor excuse for music. #totp
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#totp
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Kermit The Frog Nodding
ALT: Kermit The Frog Nodding
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeeeesssss #totp
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Emobob Sponegbob
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Steve, was in fact fooling no one. #disguised
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Make it happen. Flush the turd November 3rd.
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Artichaut @artichaut.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A Stave Church (medieval wooden church) - Oslo (2009) #Photography #Travel #StaveChurch #Oslo #Norway
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It’s been a strange week. I didn’t manage to score in a poetry competition, and I’ve been feeling that my photography wasn’t working, so Imagine opening a message to say someone loved my pride pictures and asked me to cover a local charity event with some geezer called Howard Jones.
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Geraint @geraintg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
SHOP ME: Hello, have you got any Quorn? S: Yes, what variety? ME: on the Quob? S: Please leave
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A huge thank you to @mrsbobhere.bsky.social for all her support
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folukeifejola @folukeifejola.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
'How long will we continue to point out the bad apples before we admit that the orchard was planted on a mass grave?' Guante - "How to Explain White Supremacy to a White Supremacist" www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dbwc...
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Kyle "Guante" Tran Myhre - How to Explain White Supremacy to a White Supremacist
YouTube video by Button Poetry
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Bob @bchristianpoet.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s national poetry day, so I wanted to share a poem I wrote a few years ago. It’s sadly still fucking relevant today. #poet #PoetryDay bob-christian.com/2026/10/01/t...
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The Children We Taught to Disappear
Somewhere in America, History is clearing its throat, And nobody wants to hear the cough. Somewhere in America, A little girl is folding herself Into the smallest version of survival. Learning that…
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