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hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social @hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
No matter who wins, seeing Travis Kelce’s sad wittle face at halftime makes everything worthwhile.
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Keeley @anxietydribbles.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Bring back pantaloons
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hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social @hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
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Avery @averyofbirds.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
why do straight men get so mad about female playable characters in video games? i thought they loved manipulating women.
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Kip Manley @kiplet.myatproto.social · 19/12/2024
The Geordi LaForge Drake meme: eh is CRYPTO, yeah is KRYPTO.
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Sam Logan @samandfuzzy.com · 19/12/2024
Krypto is a good boy
Illustration of Krypto dragging Superman through the snow. Krypto looks very happy to be helping. Superman looks unconscious.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
time to rate some sums of money $100: classic amount of money $0.55: not very much $320.13: not bad $2.02: i think you can do a little better than that, don't you $74,000,000: huge amount of money $74,000,100: just when i thought it couldn't get any better! $16: sure -$7230: you GOTTA be kidding me
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Jordan @gm-jordan.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I’m 100% ok with gatekeeping incels. If you can’t handle a woman being the protagonist or a non-white person being the protagonist of a video game, I don’t think you deserve to play games.
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Keeley @anxietydribbles.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Two Christmas villages visited. One more to go!
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ZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us · 06/12/2024
ASK NOT WHAT TRANS CAN DO FOR YOU. ASK WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR TRANS.
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John Lipponen 🇫🇮 🇦🇹 @lippoenen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
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Chase Mitchell @chasemit.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Me, a perfectly sane grown man: “No, you have to evenly portion the ornaments around the tree or the side that doesn’t have as much will feel bad”
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hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social @hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
ACAB includes the 1979 classic “Dream Police” by American rock legends Cheap Trick.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
I’ve studied the video of the CEO being shot and as of now my top suspects are Solid Snake, Agent 47, or the John Cusack character from Grosse Pointe Blank
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TimOfLegend @timoflegend.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
“Always nice to get a call from you, MOTHER.”
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Sure thing, Sharepoint. I want to open Excel in my browser. Why not. I want to open my powerpoint slides in minesweeper. I don't care anymore. I want to open a can of coke in a thirty foot concrete cube. Fuck it.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
To me, nothing is funnier than this. Everything competes with scrunched up Kermit
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
guys in video games love to be like “hm. very well.”
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🎃 The AbominaSean 🧟‍♂️ @sean8urson.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Outfucking standing photo choice
Article with image of balloon Luffy about to destroy a cop
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Joe Russo @joerusso.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
The world would be a better place if The Muppets hosted the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
ACAB includes the NYC Police Marching Band
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 25/11/2024
The thing about Dude Wipes is that someone created a product, a corp. hired pros to develop the product, held meetings on marketing them, and now there are ppl whose entire workday is dedicated to them, and it’s all predicated on the idea that men take huge messy shits that require extensive cleanup
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hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social @hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
To the surprise of literally nobody? 🙄
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hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social @hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
This is what it’s about.
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✿Lily cutie ✿ @lilycutie.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I feel like videogames actually do provide a pretty accurate representation of real life right now because a lot of videogames are like “THE WORLD IS ENDING” and then you just collect herbs and pretend nothing is wrong
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ZEUS, KING OF OLYMPUS @futchlightning.gunmetolymp.us · 22/11/2024
WHAT I LOVE MOST ABOUT MEN ARE THEIR WIVES.
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hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social @hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Absolutely nobody: System of a Down: WIRED WERE THE EYES OF A HORSE ON A JET PILOT, ONE THAT SMILED WHEN HE FLEW OVER THE BAY
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 20/11/2024
With a fully remote team of just 20 employees, Bluesky has surpassed 20 million users in its first year since opening to the public and is stealing thunder from rivals hundreds of times its size. At a time when conventional wisdom among bosses is that workers must be in-person to be productive.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2024
HASTINGS: I say, Poirot, this vial’s labeled “hyaluronic acid”! Is it a poison? SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: Non, mon ami. This acid, it replenishes the skin’s barrier naturale HASTINGS: So this is a gal who takes care of her skin. SKINCARE HERCULE POIROT: *irritated* The gentleman may use it as well
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Danielle Lalonders @dlalonders.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
standing desk propaganda is real and i’m not falling for it. i love sitting down
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
In this Ohio diner, it was a tradition: hash browns and eggs, big cup of Folgers, then log onto your adopted son’s PayPal account to send money to hookers. But now the woke mob is taking all of that away.
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Laimu @limealicious.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It snowed
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
150k followers! Thank you all. I never thought I’d get so much attention just for being the SEAL Team Six member who killed Osama Bin Laden
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hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social @hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Can we, as a people, please move past the “follow this NPC” quest?
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Kyla Jenée Lacey @kylajlacey.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hey you, buy the precut fruit and veggies, no, I know it’s not cheaper, I can read, but you’re not going to go home and cut them and put them away like you said. You’re actually going to NOT eat them if they’re not pre-cut so you’re actually wasting money. You are welcome, I love you too.
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localthunk @localthunk.com · 18/11/2024
Crazy crazy day, so many messages of love and support from amazing people I have had the pleasure to meet these past couple years. In total disbelief Balatro Game Awards nominations for: Best Mobile Game Best Independent Game Best Debut Indie Best Game Direction, AND Game of the Year
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hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social @hanssprungfeld742.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Balatro winning GOTY in the same year it debuted as a Steam Next Fest game would be absolutely wild. And perhaps a signal to the industry that the future of gaming is, in fact, indie.
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Justin McElroy @justinmcelroy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hey, read the Murderbot Chronicles. They’re so short. I found the first one so … relatable which is … maybe bad? I dunno! It’s a novella, read it!
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