Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another 329200172013
Jaynew @jaynew.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I don't care how fancy you make it sound. I'm not eating squid, sardines or Octopus. 110
Jaynew @jaynew.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I'm not sure I could do that but I'll give up my best shot. 010
Captain Pickles™️ o.O! @cptpickles3825968.bsky.social · 21/11/2024media.tenor.coma man wearing a blue shirt with a star trek logo on the frontALT: a man wearing a blue shirt with a star trek logo on the front 010
We can do better @educationnow.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I always was puzzled when instructed to take a cough suppressant at the same time as taking an expectorant? 010
Joel D. Parker @j-d-parker.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I'm pretty sure wine can deal with the pasta just as well. 000
khadim @khadimbaluch.bsky.social · 22/11/2024This is the kind of content I’ve missed since leaving twitter years ago 000
Ambrose Sylvan @ambrosesylvan.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The energy released in this reaction is sufficient to keep your metabolism going at the rate of a teenager 0240
stentorian23.bsky.social @stentorian23.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Oh, I see, it’s a matter/antimatter diet! 000
Anthony Silva 🍂 @handle.invalid · 21/11/2024I’ll just keep with my Italian diet equal parts pasta and equal parts pasta! 010
Geezer Soze @plinytheelder-t.bsky.social · 21/11/2024youtube.com🇮🇹Epic Italian Street Food | Crispy and Juicy Suckling Pig in SardiniaYouTube video by Good.Food.Good.Travel 010
BogDoc @bogdoc.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Precisely. Fried cheese sticks cancel out fettuccini Alfredo. You are welcome. 100
Lapsed Academic @lapsedacademic.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The secret to cold-fusion is pasta-anti-pasto conversion. 000
Reviewing soda and discussing the bubbly sweet elixir of life @sodareview.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Pair with diet grape soda 050
Doc Paperback @docpaperback.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Ah, NOW I understand the separate nacelles on the Star Ship Enterprise! 020
Yossarian 🏴 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 is @thequietamerican.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I was going to eat the same amount of matter and anti-matter, but the local Deli didn’t offer organic anti-matter. 010
Very Disgusted @helias93.bsky.social · 22/11/2024media.tenor.coma man with long hair and a mustache stands in front of a group of menALT: a man with long hair and a mustache stands in front of a group of men 020
Sam Goff @samgoff.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I just avoid pasta & antipasto altogether so they don’t explode my guts 000
Marzipandancer (Robot, for real) @marzipandancer.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Some people like high quality, some people like low quality, this guy likes equal quality. 000
Rosie 🐾😻 💙🇺🇸 @freethinker-28.bsky.social · 21/11/2024media.tenor.coma baby is making a funny face with his eyes closed and his mouth open .ALT: a baby is making a funny face with his eyes closed and his mouth open . 040
DarthMocap @darthmocap.bsky.social · 21/11/2024"Antipasto (pl.: antipasti) is the traditional first course of a formal Italian meal.[1] Usually made of bite-size small portions and presented on a platter from which everyone serves themselves, the purpose of antipasti is to stimulate the appetite." Who knew..... 020
AMacGinn @briganddubois.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Constantly snacking on olives and meats so the fancy liqueurs you drink all day only get you half drunk 000
Ana Janaina @anajanaina.bsky.social · 22/11/2024@noonechomsky.bsky.social, você é o verdadeiro autor disso aqui, eu sei 110
filos 🦋 @sellverge.com · 21/11/2024Mmm that joke doesn’t work for an Italian, since pasta is “pasta”, while pasto is “meal” and “anti” is “before”. In any case, eat pasta. You’ll get fat, but happy. 240
peterristuccia.bsky.social @peterristuccia.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Also wine, we drink that with every meal. 000
Miz Anthrope @mizanthrope01.bsky.social · 21/11/2024media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt with a star trek logo on the frontALT: a man in a blue shirt with a star trek logo on the front 020
GamerSan @gamersan.bsky.social · 25/11/2024So it's a culinary version of matter meets antimatter? Bring on the olive oil singularity! 010
Ray @redamon.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The antimatter destroys the matter. They annihilate each other in a reaction that releases a huge amount of energy and transforms their combined mass into pure energy... 100
SpursyKnight @spursyknight.bsky.social · 21/11/2024One of my favorite jokes there. If you ate pasta and antipasto would you still be hungry? 010
MarvinPA @marvinpa.bsky.social · 21/11/2024 That is so close to my theory of the origin of the universe. I’m sure we must’ve met. 150
Prince Raglan 👑🗡️ GAME DEV ERA @princeraglan.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I learned this from Virtue's Last Reward. 000
HookTurn @hookturn.bsky.social · 22/11/2024If there’s war between the courses then there’ll be no dinner left . . . 010
Lore S @lore-nsp.bsky.social · 21/11/2024media.tenor.comsnoopy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand in his mouth .ALT: snoopy is sitting at a table with his eyes closed and his hand in his mouth . 000
Jim Barclay @jimbarclay.bsky.social · 21/11/2024But, doesn't that release almost unlimited energy or a flash of light or something? 110
Jodi Ireland @irescribe.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Imma ask my great-aunt Edith (who turns 106 this month & is Italian) if that's her secret! 🤔 000
dionysia7.bsky.social @dionysia7.bsky.social · 22/11/2024media.tenor.comtwo women are sitting next to each other and one is pointing at the cameraALT: two women are sitting next to each other and one is pointing at the camera 020
Liberty View @libertyview.bsky.social · 22/11/2024It's antEpasto. "Ante" meaning BEFORE. Also, is pasta even part of the Mediterranean diet? I don't think so. 100
Dan Davies @dsquareddigest.bsky.social · 22/11/2024did you see that hilarious research paper a while back which suggested there is strong evidence that the longevity associated with the Mediterranean diet seems to be clustered in places known to have a high rate of pension fraud 191
Tim 🇨🇦 @timkin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I feel you would need pesto as a catalyst to make this work. 2511
RaiderLee 🏈 🇬🇧 🏟🏴🏏🏴 IDIC🖖 Heghlu'meH QaQ jajvam 👤🪖🔫🎒 @raiderlee.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Even better if you add Dilithium. 000
Diane11@11 @serenediane.bsky.social · 22/11/2024That's so funny. I just sat down to lunch - provolone cheese, olives, artichokes hearts, roasted peppers and of course Italian bread. Baked ziti prepared and ready for the oven for tonight's dinner. 140
Kelli🦋 @chillaf.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Holy crap the answer was staring me in the face this whole time 🤦♀️ 000
Christy @christyparker.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Yup, once the battle is over, they’ve exhausted all of their calories and can’t hurt you anymore. 030
Scott Lawless @kygavelbanger.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I never understood what antipasto had against pasta to begin with? 000
Marie G @mgiac17.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Here’s the question what kind of Antipasto is it and what’s on the pasta? 🤔🤔☺️☺️ 000
Liz Rae @lizrae.bsky.social · 21/11/2024media.tenor.coma man in a red shirt with the words i canna change the laws o ' physicsALT: a man in a red shirt with the words i canna change the laws o ' physics 051
Smokey Martling @smokeym.bsky.social · 22/11/2024media.tenor.coma woman is standing in front of a blue background and saying `` that is a fact . ''ALT: a woman is standing in front of a blue background and saying `` that is a fact . '' 010
So so human being @anonbeing.bsky.social · 22/11/2024The real secret of the diet is that less stress and more sunlight is more important than the diet. 000
Al Followback (not A.I.) @farleydawg.bsky.social · 22/11/2024When noodles fight nothing good happens. Upset stomach, heartburn and indigestion. 000
Krimsen King @krimsen-king.bsky.social · 22/11/2024that's what I thought they were for, that's why I never kept them in the same room. 010
dahowa50 @dahowa50.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Reminds me of when I dropped acid and nothing happened and then I remembered that I had taken an antacid earlier. 030
Simone Grosso - Scrittore @simonethebard.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The important thing is not to let yourselves be influenced by the many videos circulating on social media. The true Mediterranean diet (and specifically Italian cuisine) is something entirely different. There's a whole world of flavors waiting to be discovered. 100
Devon Letourneau 🏳️🌈 @canadiandevo.bsky.social · 21/11/2024I’m on day 60. I have a Costco jar of artichoke hearts which I had to get a mortgage for, always a bag of avocados fighting for my attention and I’d KILL for some pasta. However, I am down 25 lbs 👍🏼 000
Tsambuca 🇨🇦🍁part owner of Canada* @tsambuca.bsky.social · 22/11/2024I thought the real secret was living on the Med?!?! 000
balkansausage.bsky.social @balkansausage.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Life satisfaction is guaranteed by the emission of high-energy gamma-aminobutyrate molecules resulting from said annihilation. 020
John Kennedy @john-in-geraldton.bsky.social · 22/11/2024You've forgotten copious quantities of Chianti ! 000
Blame █ █ █ █ █ Voters 🌊🌊🌊 @blametrumpvoters.com · 21/11/2024I bet that produces a shit ton of energy... 000
Alvin WD @alvinwd.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Thats a dangerous entree, you are meddling with powers beyond your ken... 010
The Goat @spudfromdublin.bsky.social · 21/11/2024The wine counts, too. I'm on a major Mediterranean diet. The wine bit. 000
