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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 6h
Three years ago, the Free Beacon ironically named me man of the year on their website. "Don’t give up Ben, you have a whole lot of nothing to look forward to," they wrote. This year, I was on a TIME100 list. I would take this moment to tell them how they can suck me: from the back. Thank you.
We don’t know about Ben’s family or personal finances, but we certainly can’t disagree about his lack of skills. But for someone with absolutely no ability, Ben has found the perfect gig.

Don’t give up Ben, you have a whole lot of nothing to look forward to. Only now, when you do nothing, you'll do it as a Free Beacon Man of the Year.I win.
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Dragula is actually the number one song in America
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Ham @hamtoss.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pretty Woman: The Final Chapter
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it literally could not be easier to run against an opponent who is fixated on a microscopic minority that isn’t actually harming anyone! focusing on imaginary threats posed by trans people instead of the world burning down around us is bad politics! point that out! loudly!
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16/09/2026
ed sheeran is lifting the bestiality ban for supporting acts.
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Timothy Ciesielski @timcies.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It is time for Bob Kraft and Ed Sheeran to find out. Do not buy patriots gear. Boycott every advertiser that works with his stadium (especially Gillette - and tell them why - publicly) Don't go to any Ed concert. Being a genocide supporter is about to have financial and social consequences.
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖘 @blackoutprincesses.neocities.org · 15/09/2026
Looking good, Senator! Welcome back!
Gary Oldman as Mason Verger in the movie Hannibal
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Ciera "Panda" 🔜 PAX U @ragepandapajamas.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm not really an Ed Sheeran fan, but I think we really need to also focus on the fact that the owner of a stadium didn't just deny an act, they unified other rich stadiun owners to join in. Right in time for sport events to kick back up. Just think about that.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Robert Kraft, owner of the Gillette Stadium, New England Patriots, New England Revolution a (MLS) club and Patriot Place shopping center was the man who instigated the boycott against Macklemore. You know what to do. We can boycott people too.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Watch my banned interview with Jimmy Kimmel on YouTube: youtu.be/WLDE9LrGpNk?...
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Dan Whitehead @danwhitehead.net · 10/09/2026
The fact we have an executive class that doesn't know what to do with the Looney Tunes or The Muppets really sums up what a joyless, barren world they inhabit.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
imagining a genre called ‘math ska’ and pissing my self off
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"Perhaps more concerningly, the TVs were capable of recording microphone audio when in standby; this continued even after the TV was disconnected from the internet, with audio files stored offline and uploaded once a connection was restored."
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Mitch is said to be working from home 🤣
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
chat is it good if your government says "we are using AI to think like fraudsters and we are shutting down hospices"
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
(NBC News) — It is now the least rewarding time to be a worker in the U.S. economy since the government started keeping track. @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/business/eco...
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It’s a cleaner look tho
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Fellas, is it neurodivergent to do self-criticism?
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unpersoned.bsky.social @unpersoned.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If Dems don't do this, they will have failed us entirely.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Ian Charles @iancharles007.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pinched from Arsebook My last cassette tape 😉🤣
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alexjungle.bsky.social @alexjungle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Data centers are noisy, they take out drinking water and emit tons of EMFs all in the same package. And possibly take out jobs.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal.
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Kage damagé @kagedamage.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Outspoken™️ @out5p0ken.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When art speaks. #BlueWaveIn65Days
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The Captain @thoreau.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
TEXANS PLEASE CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Fellas, is it toxically masculine to do ecoterrorism?
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Criag @craigpsutton.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
The eye exam is the perfect game design. That big E is a great tutorial that teaches you the basic mechanic. But it doesn't baby you and quickly gets hard as they introduce the small and blurry enemies.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s been almost 90 days since the American people have seen or heard from Mitch McConnell. We’re still paying his salary.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I can’t believe this is a post that I am making. It has been confirmed by MSNOW, that the sailor who tried to commit suicide…by jumping off the USS Lincoln…is being charged by the Navy…and may face a cut in pay I would like to say “FUCK YOU,” to every member of this administration.
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Ham @hamtoss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Hear me out: this was the Rapture and they took exactly 2 people
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Ham @hamtoss.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Are we just taking out all the 80 year olds now?
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Beatgrrrl @beatgrrrl.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
🎞 Network, 1976
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/08/2026
Fuck the Supreme Court and do whatever it fucking takes to vote in this election. Have a plan and a back up plan because the GOP plan is to keep you from voting.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
we are PROTECTING WOMEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS by having MEN show up to WOMEN'S SPORTS to YELL at the WOMEN PLAYING SPORTS
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Palette Swap @paletteswap.site · 18/08/2026
Capcom announced that Street Fighter II players will now be able to dismantle a Tesla Cybertruck with their fists. paletteswap.site/dif...
HEADLINE: Updated Steet Fighter Bonus Level Will Let You Fuck Up a Cybertruck.
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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We Tracked a Shipment of Rare Books. It Ended at an Amazon AI Training Facility
We placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Medicare for All is a good idea. You deserve it & we can afford it ICE eats my ass the morning after I’ve attended a chili cook-off
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Libby from Biscuit @thisisbiscuit.org.uk · 13/08/2026
JFC ban these sex crime glasses in healthcare. If anyone you know buys them it is your duty to mock them until they stop wearing them.
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Woman Calls Out Doctor Wearing Smart Glasses During Consultation Where She Had To Take Off Her Clothes: 'They Need To Be Banned'
A woman's discomfort with a doctor wearing smart glasses during a consultation has sparked debate over privacy and the use of camera-equipped technology in healthcare settings.
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TQ 🌿 @witchytq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
TWITCH AI TRAINING IS LIVE - ON BY DEFAULT here's how to turn it off: - settings - security and privacy
twitch ai training "training for generative ai" consent screenshot
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My biggest Loser opinion which I nevertheless believe to be true is that early morning wake ups are a disease which should not be encouraged by society. 8 AM should be the equivalent of the crack of dawn in the new utopia
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General Guinan @madmaudlin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
age 16: Computers are amazing! I'm going to do amazing things with computers! age 46: explaining to the fourth person this week why Chat GPT is not a replacement for a functional search engine or the library or friends
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
❌data modelling ✅ Data, modelling
Data, modelling
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
A photo of HR Giger looking at the camera and holding a Facehugger egg on the egg chamber set from Alien. Along the bottom of the image I have added text of Danny Devito's line from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: "Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?"
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