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Official Account of the Real Kristen

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🌎📍VA, USA | ♀️🏳️‍🌈✊ I'm just here so I won't get fined.

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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Well this is disappointing but not really surprising at this point.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Okay but I read this as DENTISTS should smile more and I was like yeah, absolutely, that's smart free advertising 😁
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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I think about this a lot.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
We're starting to think y'all don't either...
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I feel bad for all the politicians that have to say they're grateful POTUS is alive today. </s>
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Keep. Fighting. 💜
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
So you're telling me there's a horse...IN A HOSPITAL?!?!?
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
one more regime change will fix us
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/02/2026
Still true
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Dr. DaShanne Stokes @dashannestokes.com · 23/02/2026
It speaks volumes that Trump's own supporters keep trying to k*ll him. The violence you incite comes back to claim you.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I just want to live in a country where the leader can’t enrich themselves with our tax dollars, the government does what the people want, and the wealthy have to follow the laws. You know, like a democracy.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I can't get over how fucking TAINTED my teen years are now knowing about all the disgusting pedophile billionaires that brainwashed us into buying their clothes to be "cool"...if that's not grooming on a massive scale then I don't know what is. RIP innocence and mall culture.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Here is my advice to the youths about eyebrows: whatever style they are at 18ish - keep that forever. Style is cyclical, don't stress your follicles for a fad. ✌️
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
It should help amplify the signal scrambling capabilities on your tin foil hat...
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If this don't fucking sum it up I don't know what does...!
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
we simply were not meant to process this much news every day. In 2004 we saw Janet Jackson’s nipple pasty on live TV for like four seconds and it was headline news for months.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
💅👠🛍️
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/01/2026
It’s the United States that needs regime change.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Spot on. Hello World...we need you right now. 🆘 SEND HELP 🆘
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Kat promises to make government boring again.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Absolutely fucking right on brother
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
WHERE MY GIRLS AT???
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Even though it's based on the fucked up Gregorian calendar, I find magic in the reset vibes that New Year's Eve gives off. The upcoming year is stuffed with promise and it's both awesome and horrible all at the same time...a whole Schrödinger's cat situation.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 27/12/2025
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Unfriend, unfollow, and tell them what a piece of shit they are.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
in 2026 im gonna log out of my email and put on some chain mail
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
NOPE NOPE NOPE #holdtheline
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This is the way 🙏
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
ahh another beautiful day in the glorious age of technology, sure hope my doorbell doesn’t stop working because an online bookstore took over and then broke the entire internet
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
That's great and all but I didn't hear a concrete call to action? What date did he propose? How will we strike? What are our demands??
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Now that we're all done with the feel-goods, I am BEGGING you to realize that the work isn't done yet!! Protests aren't enough, voting isn't enough...these are steam valves the ruling class offers us to blow off steam. Power concedes nothing without demand, and No Kings made no demands.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Every Republican on the Sunday shows should be forced to watch the Air Feces One video and then be asked, “Is the President sane?”
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Yeah okay, fair! I'm just hella suspicious of everything at this point 😂
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Y'all this is FUCKED UP!!! This is our president?????
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Only if we keep the pressure on. ✊
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
This is hilarious but...this has GOT to be AI, right??
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Here's some frog content to boost your post! This was in Floyd today. This person was also handing out "give me RIBBERTY or give me DEATH" stickers! 😂
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Fuck those fucking posers
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Conservatives once again proving that the woman is the least of their worries. #1 fetus #2 hospital profits #3 actual human person
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Stay weird Portland 🤪🌈
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a striped shirt stands in front of a fridge
ALT: a man in a striped shirt stands in front of a fridge
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
[the military actively invading opposition cities] just you wait until i cast my vote next year!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” -Edward R. Murrow
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
1. In what universe does WEIRD AL look less weird than whoever he's standing next to? 2. I thought it was Frodo, not Waldo?
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Once again I am BEGGING YOU to read 1984!! Hell, watch one of the movies! Just hear the message and see how it resonates today 👀
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Perfectionists don't need to hear "less is more"...we need to hear "less is fine"
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
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