Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Even though it's based on the fucked up Gregorian calendar, I find magic in the reset vibes that New Year's Eve gives off. The upcoming year is stuffed with promise and it's both awesome and horrible all at the same time...a whole Schrödinger's cat situation. 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Unfriend, unfollow, and tell them what a piece of shit they are. 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Now that we're all done with the feel-goods, I am BEGGING you to realize that the work isn't done yet!! Protests aren't enough, voting isn't enough...these are steam valves the ruling class offers us to blow off steam. Power concedes nothing without demand, and No Kings made no demands. 010
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Here's some frog content to boost your post! This was in Floyd today. This person was also handing out "give me RIBBERTY or give me DEATH" stickers! 😂 110
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Once again I am BEGGING YOU to read 1984!! Hell, watch one of the movies! Just hear the message and see how it resonates today 👀 030
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Ask and the Internet shall provide! 🙏 010
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Nolite te bastardes carborundorum ✊ 020
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Yup. Stay strong y'all ✊ 010
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I look forward to the day people finally start punching UP. 010
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 23/08/2025STG and JFC if you aren't asking your cashier how their day is going in an actual ***GENUINE HUMAN TONE*** this is the energy I'm bringing to the transaction 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 23/08/20256 days later, after switching to less unconscionable investments... 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 16/08/2025It ain't honest work... and it ain't much; but here's how much I've made betting against my own soul since March. 100
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Okay rando whatever you say... #touchedbyanangel 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 06/08/2025*chuckles* We're in danger 🙃 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 04/08/2025But of course I'd miss y'all...all 4 of you 🥹 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 03/08/2025But wait, I thought the DoE was AGAINST indoctrination...🤨 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Welp, I guess we're all on the list at this point 💣🔥 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 31/07/2025I think it's high time we let the riot grrrls be in charge. 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Look I'll say it...RAWRRRR 😍 010
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Especially when it's my company and they tell me I need to "work smarter, not harder" because they won't hire anyone else. 010
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 23/07/2025I can't claim credit for this but I bet you'd hit a million subs in like a week 😍😂✊ 020
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Can't AI your way out of this one Mango Musselini 🤡 020
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 13/07/2025That's it, that's the post 👀 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 20/06/2025If you think ICE or any extension of their goon squad isn't operating in your community, THINK AGAIN!!! This was reported yesterday in my teensy town of 3,000 residents. 100
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Hey bitches, I'm back. Time to shit on some dumb fucks. 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 04/05/2025We had it SO hard you guys... 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I'd say MAN DOWN but tbh it feels a smidge disrespectful...so INTERNET FTW today 💀💀💀 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Click to see the full image...the juxtaposition of the posts before and after the 🟠🤡 are just 👩🍳💋🤌 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I know we're all watching Tombstone right now for Val, but can we talk about the WOMEN? Specifically Josephine Marcus 🤩 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Say cheese you fucking Muskrat 000
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Call the boys in blue they done did a crime AGAIN 🚨 010
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 27/03/2025To quote Meredith Brooks while I quote George Orwell...I hate the world today. 010
Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 21/03/2025She's absolutely right. I haven't done my civic duty* yet this week. *And by "duty" I mean making awkward mom-esque phone calls to my elected representatives to say "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed." 010
