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Official Account of the Real Kristen

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🌎📍VA, USA | ♀️🏳️‍🌈✊ I'm just here so I won't get fined.

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Frosted Poptart @toastertrollop.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I think about this a lot.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I feel bad for all the politicians that have to say they're grateful POTUS is alive today. </s>
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News Eye @newseye.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
This might be the greatest split-screen ever broadcast. They’ll play this in museums in future. (🎥 LCI 🇫🇷)
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
one more regime change will fix us
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/02/2026
Still true
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Dr. DaShanne Stokes @dashannestokes.com · 23/02/2026
It speaks volumes that Trump's own supporters keep trying to k*ll him. The violence you incite comes back to claim you.
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
I just want to live in a country where the leader can’t enrich themselves with our tax dollars, the government does what the people want, and the wealthy have to follow the laws. You know, like a democracy.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
I can't get over how fucking TAINTED my teen years are now knowing about all the disgusting pedophile billionaires that brainwashed us into buying their clothes to be "cool"...if that's not grooming on a massive scale then I don't know what is. RIP innocence and mall culture.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Here is my advice to the youths about eyebrows: whatever style they are at 18ish - keep that forever. Style is cyclical, don't stress your follicles for a fad. ✌️
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
If this don't fucking sum it up I don't know what does...!
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
we simply were not meant to process this much news every day. In 2004 we saw Janet Jackson’s nipple pasty on live TV for like four seconds and it was headline news for months.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
💅👠🛍️
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Naming a police officer is not doxxing. We aren’t supposed to have secret police in America.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/01/2026
It’s the United States that needs regime change.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Spot on. Hello World...we need you right now. 🆘 SEND HELP 🆘
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Absolutely fucking right on brother
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
WHERE MY GIRLS AT???
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Even though it's based on the fucked up Gregorian calendar, I find magic in the reset vibes that New Year's Eve gives off. The upcoming year is stuffed with promise and it's both awesome and horrible all at the same time...a whole Schrödinger's cat situation.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 27/12/2025
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—" You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Unfriend, unfollow, and tell them what a piece of shit they are.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
in 2026 im gonna log out of my email and put on some chain mail
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
This is the way 🙏
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
ahh another beautiful day in the glorious age of technology, sure hope my doorbell doesn’t stop working because an online bookstore took over and then broke the entire internet
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Now that we're all done with the feel-goods, I am BEGGING you to realize that the work isn't done yet!! Protests aren't enough, voting isn't enough...these are steam valves the ruling class offers us to blow off steam. Power concedes nothing without demand, and No Kings made no demands.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Every Republican on the Sunday shows should be forced to watch the Air Feces One video and then be asked, “Is the President sane?”
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Y'all this is FUCKED UP!!! This is our president?????
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Stay weird Portland 🤪🌈
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I can’t believe I have to say this, but historically, masked men who kidnap families in the middle of the night are usually not the good guys.
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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
[the military actively invading opposition cities] just you wait until i cast my vote next year!
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
“No one man can terrorize a whole nation, unless we are all his accomplices.” -Edward R. Murrow
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Once again I am BEGGING YOU to read 1984!! Hell, watch one of the movies! Just hear the message and see how it resonates today 👀
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Perfectionists don't need to hear "less is more"...we need to hear "less is fine"
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Ask and the Internet shall provide! 🙏
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum ✊
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
America is not a free country.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
#currentfeels
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50501: The People’s Movement ❌👑 @50501movement.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Believe in truth. To abandon facts is to abandon freedom. If nothing is true, then no one can criticize power, because there is no basis upon which to do so. If nothing is true, then all is spectacle. The biggest wallet pays for the most blinding lights. Timothy Snyder “On Tyranny” Lesson 10
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I look forward to the day people finally start punching UP.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
So do y'all think Trump will issue an apology for dragging the left in his ode to CK or nah?
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
You said it brother 🎯
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Trung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 11/09/2025
it always feels like we're being forced to throw a dinner party for the worst people on earth, and we have to shut up and smile and be gracious, no complaints, while the worst people on earth are our honored guests and we best not embarrass ourselves in front of them no matter what they do to us
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Jacquelyn Gill @jacquelyngill.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
When you devote your life to the message that empathy is evil and gun deaths are an acceptable price to pay for gun rights, you shape the world with your words. Maybe Charlie Kirk didn’t expect to be a victim of his own worldbuilding, but his death is consistent with the world he helped create.
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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 10/09/2025
Having empathy doesn’t mean refusing to speak ill of the dead Those are two completely different things, and conflating the two makes me question if your empathy is genuine or just stated out of perceived moral obligation
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endeavorance 🕊️ @endeavorance.camp · 10/09/2025
Violence has no place in politics, which is why we've renamed it to the Department of War
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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 10/09/2025
Let’s make one thing clear from the start: Charlie Kirk was the victim of a shooting in a country where he, along with other right-wing extremist influencers, have been inciting violence for years. — Kirk is neither a martyr nor a hero, he is a cause.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
@democrats.org Please tell all our Democratic reps that it's perfectly okay to just NOT SAY ANYTHING about Charlie Kirk. We would rather not see y'all stumbling over each other to send prayers to someone that vile.
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
THE THING IS...if all these leftist, socialist candidates and their policies are "not realistic" and "doomed to fail," then why are y'all shaking in your boots? Step aside and let us fail then! If you're right, you win. But if you're WRONG...
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Official Account of the Real Kristen @hamtastick.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Like, remember waking up and NOT being slapped in the face with a new tragedy EVERY GODDAMN DAY? Just blissfully picking out your OOTD and skipping off to the bus stop with your Discman blaring?? Calgon, take me away! 😭
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