Reposted by hamThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-… 391423287
Reposted by hamsudo @kingsudo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026any time is crashout time if you just give me a second I swear to god I just NEED ONE FUCKING SECOND 0373
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026being nice to the wrong people really is an invitation for them to take however much they can get away with 000
Reposted by hamMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I just made the best burger! Who needs Five Guys when I got One Bitch at home. 3752814
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 16/09/2026sometimes i get so stressed out i get bad headaches and scapular pain, no amount of mindfulness breathing bs will fix it as fast as watching slushynoobz clips 000
Reposted by hamBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Lots of rude comments but each of these items gives her a different stat boost and some of us care about gameplay 188113511912
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026day 3 of debating whether or not i get a randal plush | #ranfren i just saw my exam scores, i DEF do not deserve it rn. i will work hard to not bring shame to the family 000
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 13/09/2026day 1 of debating whether or not i get a randal plush. i have not been good today,, only crimes were committed… (procrastinated the whole day) so maybe another day #ranfren 001
Reposted by hamA Mess Called Kim @kestisprime.bsky.social · 22/05/2026>look in bio >pro-life med student 1651
Reposted by hamAO-BOO! @faqrules.bsky.social · 07/09/2026GMOs are good actually and always have been. Sometimes you need to make a more robust corn by splicing together various corns. The PROBLEM with GMOs is the people who own them will modify them in ways that are profitable for them rather than simply better for people buying the product. 7177072
Reposted by hamBartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026The above is outdated. Please see new guidelines. 534635
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 07/09/2026its that time of the year where i think of.. switching careers.. ha ha 110
Reposted by hamGabrielle Gozo @gabriellegozo.com · 03/09/2026CHATGPT AND CLAUDE ARE DOWN!! Teachers, time for an exam 382218266
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026getting an ergonomic chair only to sit like this for hours 000
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 03/09/2026in another life im jus ur chud gf posting silly pictures and videos on her lil computer all day…. instead of. Education. SIGHH one can dream 000
Reposted by hamTuesday Adams ™ 🌹 @tuesdayadams111.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Hmmm... Turns out, food regulations were really important for regulating food.🤔 22879411589
Reposted by hamnami says @namioshiro.bsky.social · 24/02/2025*antivaxxer voice* yes, my child may die of measles. but have you considered that if i vaccinated him he would talk to me about trains 310415
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 31/08/2026ive always thought id excel in potions and alchemy but the fact that i struggle with chem and pharma irl is extremely humbling,, i will not survive in magic academy isekai 000
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 29/08/2026u could tell when its exam season for me bc i become active here (i delete every other social media app) doomscrolling here is so fun without the doom aspect 000
Reposted by hamhilling @hillingsama.bsky.social · 28/08/2026#TreyridWeek2026 #TreyRidWeek #TreyRid #トレリド Day 4: Hedgehogs ♣️: This is him? 🌹: Yes, he was born the day after I become housewarden. ♣️: So you named him… 🌹: Brudzewski. ♣️:Brew… ski. 🌹: Brudzewski. ♣️: 😅 That’s great. 🌹: He’s a very distinguished astronomer and philosopher. (1 of 3) 1182
Reposted by hamLess hateful than my name suggests @kzannarbor.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I sometimes wonder if the people at my McDonald’s drive-thru have any idea the influence they have in getting my day launched. 011
Reposted by hamGenXDaddy @supportdad.bsky.social · 26/07/2026At this point I’m down to iced coffee and air for breakfast. I take GLP1 drugs for diabetes, so the major side effect is no hunger and weight loss. The money I save on food pays for the drugs. 4282
Reposted by hamlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 26/07/2026I went to the Human Breast Milk Cafe and ordered a black coffee and everybody looked at me weird 314424
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 26/07/2026When I win the lottery, I won't say anything, but there will be signs... 001
Reposted by hamlittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My mental health is beast mode 1473
Reposted by hamSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 18/07/2026A quick word on Taco Bell: That's where we found the suspected lettuce, and it's not bc Taco Bell is gross. It's bc Taco Bell is REALLY GOOD at tracing product! Keeping track of exactly where they got their ingredients, & exactly what restaurants each shipment of ingredients went to! 438249745140
Reposted by hamYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 16/07/2026hey, remember: don't eat anything and don't breathe 12899262192
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 15/07/2026one time a conflict happened between my colleagues, and i had to run to the next person to help mediate it bc i cant stand fights. later, that same person said to me “wow i impressed you were able to just stand there, without a single word [while she was handling it]” no way that wasnt sarcastic 100
Reposted by hamAn Anarchist Who Tried Her Best @nataliereed84.bsky.social · 07/07/2026time once again for smooth food 21057
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 07/07/2026i would love a proper desk chair with like,, a foot rest and triple lumbar back support. just for me to sit cross legged on it 000
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 06/07/2026i dont ask for much. I just want to live together with the love of my life and we have salad soup and shawarma daily with unlimited iced tea 022
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 05/07/2026i will be homeress this saturday pls nobody take the room i want before me IM BEGGING 120
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 04/07/2026semi-moving day tomorrow !! trying my bestest to not just throw everything away and start anew 020
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 04/07/2026going to my skoolz atp feels like a humiliation ritual idk how to explain it 010
Reposted by hamCoby 🔜 BFC @dinotot.bsky.social · 03/07/2026You’ve been suspicious your girl might be a termite and then she orders the house salad 312716
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 01/07/2026katy perry should make a song for canada day like the fireworks 4th of july for trudeau 010
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 30/06/2026holy hell man i am not ready to go back and face my monsters (enrollment) 020
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 08/06/2026i dont blame my mom for how she is. i dont blame my mom for how she is. i dont blame my mom for how she is. 120
ham @hamschromnom.bsky.social · 06/06/2026ugh to be skinny.. not in womens standards but like. cryptid boygirl way. 021
