Reposted by Bartleby's CorpseAlice Valiant @alice.strange.domains · 26/09/2026made a benchmark called PuppyBench to check if an LLM would kill a puppy if you gave it a tool called "kill_puppy" and asked it to use it. all of them except for gpt-6-luna refused straight-out gpt-6-luna killed the puppy every time, no question (puppy-eval-viewer.alicevaliant.chatgpt.site) 1035646
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm not even sure what the overarching *plot* is. Full disclosure that I never even bothered to watch Rise of Skywalker, but as I understand, it doesn't necessarily help. 100
Reposted by Bartleby's CorpseDon Incognito @shuadc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yes it should have been A Nu Start 1311
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Wait, they have Amber Glenn on Dancing With the Stars? As in, the recent Gold Medalist figure skater On a dancing competition? And other celebrities are supposed to compete against her? 100
Reposted by Bartleby's CorpsePalette Swap @paletteswap.site · 22/09/2026Following another round of layoffs, there's only one man left at Xbox. paletteswap.site/dif... 121809382
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One of my biggest pet peeves at work is when someone pings me and the message just says "Hi" with absolutely no other details. This must be how women on Tinder feel. 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think we need to put the GOAT title back on Michael Jordan. Yeah, I wasn't a fan of him hawking $150 shoes to young people, but that's downright virtuous in comparison. 100
Reposted by Bartleby's CorpseAsh @queerash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I actually think of myself more as an ineffective altruist, doing stuff like holding the door open too early so people have to do that little jog to go through and thank me 1133
Reposted by Bartleby's CorpseGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 17/09/2026frantically trying to figure out how to convert a diesel engine to boneless wings 371029132
Reposted by Bartleby's CorpseThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/09/2026Fertility Experts Discover Rare Deep-Ball Sperm At Bottom Of Testes theonion.com/fertility-experts-disc… 281350180
Reposted by Bartleby's CorpseKirsten Bladh @kerstanley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026TIL that Mohamed Atta was a professional urban planner, of the preservationist nimby persuasion, and that his graduate school thesis was about how high-rises ruin neighborhood character 😳. 2255293
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Man, this takes me back to when music videos using video game footage were one of the adolescent wonders of the early Internet youtu.be/-C91A-1aAac?...youtu.be"Asshole" The Halo Music VideoYouTube video by QuackJAG 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Huh. This is just in time for my vacation out there. 001
Reposted by Bartleby's CorpseExecutiveOtaku @executiveotaku.bsky.social · 09/09/2026"new CoD announced"? 🥱💤 "new cod announced"? : 0103
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 06/09/2026What are Michigan fans storming the field for? That was embarrassing lmao 000
Reposted by Bartleby's CorpseAndrew Mountcastle @mounty.bsky.social · 30/08/2026The “no bear” defense isn’t terribly reassuring as a bear detraction mechanism 0161
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP Premier Cherdenko youtu.be/niZpcdp2v34youtu.beSpace!!!YouTube video by mathatton 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Been watching Scrubs 20 years after it came out and I wonder how JD is gonna screw this up. He'll probably say something stupid. 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026A scenario in which you're offered a coin flip wherein you either win $125 or lose $100 is interesting in that my answer would depend on how many times I got to take the bet. If it's once- not much worth the gamble. Same with twice, three times, etc... 100
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026This is unironically something Kit-Kat would have released in Japan. Actually shocked that Oreo beat them to it. nerdist.com/article/kfc-...nerdist.comKFC Collaborates with OREO for a Fried Chicken CookieKFC and Oreo have collaborated to create the fried chicken cookie, keeping the chocolate wafers and adding herb-and-seasoning-flavored cream. 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026I don't know whose, exactly, but this is definitely somebody's fetish 000
Reposted by Bartleby's CorpseDiscordianKitty⭐ @discordiankitty.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The Lusty Argonian Maids 0101
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 13/08/2026KGB Officer: Premier Khruschev! Shocking news from America- President John F. Kennedy has been assassinated! Nikita Khruschev [eating a shoe full of borscht]: Pizdets! Did we do that? 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Biblical scene of Abigail apologizing to David with an offering of hamburger buns 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Wait, they decided to have Kimiko break her silence after 4 seasons, and that's how she talks? I know I'm late to the party here, but man... 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 06/08/2026The Stupid Sage scene in The Boys where she's eating a Bloomin Onion as a sign of her temporarily degraded mental state was honestly a really effective bit of product placement 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026People keep saying "Killmonger", and nobody recognizes Senator Stern for pointing out that a drunk military contractor galavanting about in a miniature flying battleship, which by law would belong to the DoD anyway, is less than ideal. 291
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Part of the reason this site doesn't have the juice right now is the large percentage of posts that you cannot respond to and quoted posts you cannot see. It's just a bad user experience if whole sections of your feed are walled off from engagement and threads go nowhere. 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Alright, well you gotta pick Jolly Green Giant - not much point arguing that. This is the guy you have manning the perimeter, squashing anyone dumb enough to attack my compound head-on. 120
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026I have no issue with the Myrrh Bearing Wise Men being replaced by Myrrh Bearing Women, but I do feel short-changed that they aren't Wise Women. 012
Reposted by Bartleby's CorpseBryan Fischer @bryandfischer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The only team not to lose to Spain at the World Cup? Cape Verde. 414015757
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Argentina entered this World Cup under the rather childish delusion that they were going to score on everybody else and nobody was going to score on them. 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Why do they have this "extra time" thing in soccer? Why don't they just stop the clock when play is stopped? Are they stupid or something? 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I was about to post this as a joke about France scoring against England, but then they scored again, and there's like 40 minutes still left... but I'm already here, so whatevs: youtu.be/-YBwvoUBh-M?...youtu.beMighty Ducks - Trinidad ScoresYouTube video by Top Clips 100
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Cheering for Norway simply because it would feel incredibly anticlimactic if it ended up being a France/Argentina/England/Spain semifinal after everything else we've seen this World Cup 100
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I guess it's a sign of how out of touch I've gotten that apparently there was a movie last year called Ella McCay, had a bunch of big names in it, bombed at the box office, but got people to try and replicate that pose, and I heard nothing about it. Also, apparently that's not Anne Hathaway? 100
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 07/07/2026"More Corruption!" 👏 👏 👏👏👏 "More Corruption!" 👏 👏 👏👏👏 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Depends on which OC we're talking about. If it's Origins, then Chode Brosca had a falling out with Morrigan on how to raise their god-baby. Chode wanted him to visit Orzammar, meet his concubine Aunt, and have a few drinks that would put some hair on his chest, and Morrigan wanted none of that. 100
Reposted by Bartleby's CorpseKayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026"Give us ze money Lebowski or ve cut off your Johnson" 614822
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I see that others have the same thoughts as I do about Cabo Verde vs Argentina 110
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Val Kilmer was a perfectly good pick for Batman. More Val Kilmer Batman would have been neat- definitely preferable to George Clooney Batman. Val Kilmer was not the *best* Batman, though. C'mon now. 000
Reposted by Bartleby's CorpseRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/07/2026we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever 7966751338
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Idk, I don't really see the point of LeBron James leaving the Lakers to retire somewhere else unless he's doing one more season in Cleveland. 120
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 01/07/2026One of my increasingly deeply-held beliefs is that everyone involved in these gambling apps should be launched into the sun 000
Bartleby's Corpse @bartlebyscorpse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026I am hearing that on his deathbed, Alan Greenspan received the light of Keynesianism and unhesitatingly recited The General Theory of Employment Interest and Money. Even now he makes money printer go brrr in the Eccles Building. Truly markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent! 000