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Rine Vieth @rinewithoutacat.bsky.social · 20h
Tbc I'm not just frustrated at one university here: bsky.app/profile/davi...
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pink unicorn-hot air balloon is headed to the casino #abq
Pink unicorn hot air balloon descending.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
c’mon jeffrey you can do it!
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Get in, the bug juice is rad
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just saw a 2 hour gay bug musical theater. It was very well done. #UNM
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notjewelosco.bsky.social @notjewelosco.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Do you ever think about how society looped back to medicinally branded sodas
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Originalism is an incoherent doctrine. It allows you to prove anything. Thus what it amounts to is a ritual invocation of the Founders, gesturing at this or that piece of text, before delivering whatever conclusion was approved on Fox News the night before.” www.liberalcurrents.com/we-have-no-s...
liberalcurrents.com
We Have No Supreme Court
The philosophical incoherence of originalism prevents the Court from performing its core functions as a supreme court.
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stopped cooking for people, as much. Those who can afford it, To pay for it Aren't Time to buy a gas station and restaurant the fucker.
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aaron boothby @ellipticalnight.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the DA took the report from campus security as the only statement and expected it to stay there because that's what Cornell wanted to happen and how it usually goes
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Good lord
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Which is not to say that the Times shouldn’t report on what it gets, just that it is worth thinking about who benefits from focusing attention on the state of mind of a teenager, versus the practices of a major institution
Cornell, citing student privacy rules, declined to give details about how the individual men were punished. It said Monday that it gave the men "a range of sanctions, which included expulsions and suspensions." Thomas Giuffra, the lawyer who represents Jane Doe, has said in interviews that only two of the men were expelled, and that his client did not feel justice had been done.
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Keep thinking that underground, "secret" off-campus frat @colbycollege.bsky.social Someone at the Colby Echo should journalism this.
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capitolhunters @capitolhunters.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is the day before October - wondering if we should brace for an October surprise of some kind. The GOP is desperate, Netanyahu has to be getting nervous too. They won't just sit back and let a blue wave sweep over them. They'll try something.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Millard Fillmore is costing me big-time at the grocery store.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This was about Aaron Sorkin by the way
Very tan Aaron Sorkin
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A fraternity wrote this
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Deborah McDowell @dem8z.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
When I taught at Colby College years ago, the trustees abolished fraternities, which dominated campus social life & were notorious for sexual assault &rowdiness all around. “Donations will decline,” cried the fierce opponents.Their threats never materialized. Before long it didn’t seem that frats 1/
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Someone's gonna can his ass, named diesel
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Old song: Think about your enemy trying to "think"
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Lawprofblawg @lawprofblawg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They left out the part where protestors at Cornell will be hit by the President's car at a faster speed. #Satire theonion.com/cornell-vows...
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
being a “team player” 😒
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patrick mcneil (he/him) @patrickryne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There is a hearing tomorrow on more of Trump's judicial nominees. Would love to see Senator @blumenthal.senate.gov confront the nominees with what this official government website says — and see if they'll agree. Let's get this on a large poster in the Judiciary Committee hearing room.
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CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is going to be like *bartending school* for the next generation.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This feels like Brezhnev towards the end.
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Louise Seamster @louiseseamster.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In short, what this really sounds like is a Hallmark Christmas movie combining "moving back to your quaint hometown for love not residency requirements," "saving the downtown for a cuter backdrop," "neo-Brady Bunch, Koch scion edition," "but my heart is in Wichita"...there's so much to work with.
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mallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"there's a bunch of losers that make the party lose on purpose because their continued employment depends on it and somehow no one kicks them out" is one of those things that sound ridiculous but seems to just be literally true
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SNAKEMAN @kingserpentico.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Coach Tuberville fears my love for cats and dogs. His hell will be wilding.
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
yes, i am saying this. literally this. i am saying that you should not care about water for 16,000 people when "growing alfalfa for export in deserts with approximately zero precipitation" is literally orders of magnitude more water and vastly more pointless.
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Rename Moscow Maine
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J. P. Gownder (கவுண்டர்) @jgownder.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The possible Russian asset has been thawed out from her cryogenic sleep during midterms to help the GOP. Also, she can't even spell Kool-Aid properly.
Dr. Jill Stein O @DrJillStein
X.com
If you had high hopes for Democratic Party reform,
you may want to reset your expectations.
PS.
Stop drinking the cool aid.
10:00AM. 9/23/26 .
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What kind of bar owner makes their staff sign Non Disclosure Agreements? #abq #NDL
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Dr Philip Boyes @philipjboyes.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This picture looks like a better timeline's version of the House of Lords.
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karlgerm @karlgerm.com · 24/09/2026
Good day! You look reasonably sane! What are you doing in the Catacombs? Are you a cleric or something? Yes, I guessed as much. Well, here's a tip. There's a stash of treasure right down that hole.
poorly photoshopped face of Elizabeth Holmes (from the trailer of You Can See Everything when she says “why would I deceived you”) over Trusty Patches character model from Dark Souls 1
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ha ha customers... All the cheap food items are gone. Get fucked and vote.
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jaxson Dart and Donald Trump
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reading about a tillamook boycott due to it being halal and thinking about this so hard
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Patrick Andelic @pkandelic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Muppets have to put on a show to save the Kennedy Center. There you go, Disney, that's your premise.
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What ppl do for....
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Small enough town. To start proper burnings
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To any of the members of the House or Senate eyeing the Big Job (ahem @aoc.bsky.social and @ossoff.bsky.social) that if you mount a movement to oust the current leadership in both chambers, it'll go a lonnng way to helping your case with the voters who are paying attention
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 15/09/2026
The reason Kanye is allowed to continue to work & Macklemore isn’t is because the people making these decisions don’t care about preventing antisemitism they care about protecting settler colonialism.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
im mixing treks here but our situation is like watching the borg incinerate planets and the dem response is "maybe we can peel off some disaffected borg" when the solution is really "destroy the entire borg system"
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Sarah Kendzior @sarahkendzior.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hallucinating AI robots wrote an article in one of the largest English papers in the world saying I quit writing to become a gardener. I did not! Instead, I wrote about them. Read on: sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/i-wandered...
A fake AI generated article about me in the July 2026 Times of India. No i did not quit writing to become a gardener, as they claim!
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Buying weapons and ammo for my cats' safety.
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HamPaste/stock/soups @hampaste.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'll see you in hell George W Bush. Fuck you
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11/09/2026
I think Hunter S. Thompson's column in the immediate aftermath pretty much nailed it www.espn.com/espn/page2/s...
The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives.

It will be a Religious War, a sort of Christian Jihad, fueled by religious hatred and led by merciless fanatics on both sides. It will be guerilla warfare on a global scale, with no front lines and no identifiable enemy. Osama bin Laden may be a primitive "figurehead" -- or even dead, for all we know -- but whoever put those All-American jet planes loaded with All-American fuel into the Twin Towers and the Pentagon did it with chilling precision and accuracy. The second one was a dead-on bullseye. Straight into the middle of the skyscraper.This is going to be a very expensive war, and Victory is not guaranteed -- for anyone, and certainly not for anyone as baffled as George W. Bush. All he knows is that his father started the war a long time ago, and that he, the goofy child-President, has been chosen by Fate and the global Oil industry to finish it Now. He will declare a National Security Emergency and clamp down Hard on Everybody, no matter where they live or why. If the guilty won't hold up their hands and confess, he and the Generals will ferret them out by force.

Good luck. He is in for a profoundly difficult job -- armed as he is with no credible Military Intelligence, no witnesses and only the ghost of Bin Laden to blame for the tragedy.
OK. It is 24 hours later now, and we are not getting much information about the Five Ws of this thing.

The numbers out of the Pentagon are baffling, as if Military Censorship has already been imposed on the media. It is ominous. The only news on TV comes from weeping victims and ignorant speculators.

The lid is on. Loose Lips Sink Ships. Don't say anything that might give aid to The Enemy.
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
9/11/2001 I was a freshman in high school in Alabama, I wore a hijab. In gym class my teacher wheeled in a screen. Something horrible was happening. I watched, mouth agape as the second tower hit. We were silent. As that period reached an end, my name was announced on the loud speaker. 1/
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