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hailien 👽

@hailien.bsky.social
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diary of an emo kid 🖤🩶🤍💜 pokémon is a personality trait dog mom to morty 🐶 she/her/they/them venmo/cashapp: haileybeluga

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 6h
(Every morning) today I am getting my shit together
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ginger @redhot.bsky.social · 4h
Need to stop being so lame and sad during my hottest years
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i miss doing shots with my bartenders.
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey Universe, quick question. What the fuck?
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i miss when everything was so unserious
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
trichotillomania is ruining my eyebrows
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
fuck, dude
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
parasocial relationships are weird but it’s different when it’s an animal. when an internet dog dies i am so sad. and i think that’s okay
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
had a biopsy done today and i am in PAIN because for some reason, with women’s health, they’ll just literally punch through your cervix and cut tissue out of your uterus without any anesthesia or pain meds and we’re just expected to be fine. “you might have some cramps.” i want to throw up.
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
if that skeet don’t eat it’s ok to yeet
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phil mccrevice @jewkrainian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
could really go for a long peaceful coma
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
aRE YoU oKaY? no literally leave me alone you did not give a shit until i was maybe dying and i am not ready to confront the fact that i am maybe dying so leave me the fuck alone
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m mad because everyone has something to say when you have a biopsy scheduled and you might have ~cAnCeR~ but everyone wants to cut you off and tune you out until you might be dying
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m actually mad at everyone but maybe i’m just selfish
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’m mad at my best friend but maybe i’m just selfish
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
somehow just saw this because i am not consistently on bsky anymore 🥲 it makes the most satisfying little clicky sound and it’s lovely.
a little pokeball fidget with a little beer in the background. currently in ball form. a little pokeball fidget with a little beer in the background. it’s squished flat and no longer ball shaped
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TwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You hate me? So you’re saying you have feelings for me?
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
hailey has growth in her uterus that has made the whole baby box enlarged and the growth is not a child and it is not ~normal~ or ~regular~ so she has to get a biopsy and she might have cancer??? but it’s fine. everything is fine
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i got a cool pokeball fidget at the farmers market today if you even care
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 16/09/2026
good night, moon fuck you, sun
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/09/2026
has anyone noticed the days are getting shorter?? what exactly is the plan when we're all engulfed in eternal darkness
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i miss when everything was so unserious
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
it’s normal to clench your jaw this much. i’m fine
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i want to run away. but i do not want the mosquitos to get me.
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
trust me 😂
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hailey has to have ~hormone~ therapy before the doctors agree she needs a hysterectomy and she pulled a ~kyle~ and might have broken her hand against her own wall 🥰 happy friday
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
who are we going to with our billion-dollar ideas besides bluesky
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Don’t forget to take a break from feeling bad about the world to feel bad about yourself
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 08/09/2026
I will shoot a mosquito with a gun, IDGAF
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i encourage it 🫡
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
in my personal opinion, everything should turn out the way i want it to
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
had a bad day. got some ice cream about it. still having a bad day but it helped for like 20 minutes
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
no one should have to experience loss. life just isn’t fair
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
he just wants his breakfast 😂
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
bringing this back because he woke me up at 7 again. i’m tired
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
morty enjoyed his scooters pup cup for national dog day 🤗
morty, a black and tan and white hound dog mutt, with his tongue out to get his special treat. it’s a pup cup from scooters with a little cinnamon on top and a milk bone sticking out of the whipped cream. he’s looking a little cross eyed because he’s staring down his snout at his treat
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
morty enjoyed his scooters pup cup for national dog day 🤗
morty, a black and tan and white hound dog mutt, with his tongue out to get his special treat. it’s a pup cup from scooters with a little cinnamon on top and a milk bone sticking out of the whipped cream. he’s looking a little cross eyed because he’s staring down his snout at his treat
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my heart is broken for you. i will be thinking of you. i am so, so sorry 💔
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
baby groot evokes strong emotions in me that i cannot even put into words and i also cannot fully explain why. maybe i was going through it when guardians 2 was released. underrated
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
sometimes you are straight up not having a good time
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
but i do fear bites
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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 20/08/2026
better ovulate than ovunever
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
i am very angry at mosquitos today
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Spacey Kacey @kaceyisspacey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Its parasite EVE not parasite STEVE
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
would die for simon 🫶🏻
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
tummy hurts
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
i miss her
screenshot of the Bluesky app on my phone screen, with the OG app icon of an actual blue sky with fluffy clouds. the notification bubble says 6,022
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hailien 👽 @hailien.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
my identity is mostly my dog, my job, and pokémon. how do i form other personality traits as a 30 year old
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE @shrekromancer.gay · 15/08/2026
science still has not found an answer as to why the fuck I bother
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