Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹonion person @junlper.beer · 1hit’s amazing that there’s no crime anymore. if you do crime you’re actually just the victim for getting caught. the people who catch you are the criminals 361473260
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 2hbro it's an enameled pot. "The cooks at Wirecutter spent hours scooping, slurping, sipping and shoveling to find a spoon that can spoon for years to come." Shut up. It's a very simple tool and you make ethnic food for the approval of white people. 010
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 2hTechnically, everyone has worn their mom as a hat at least once. 010
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 3hYou really can’t make this shit up. 48981952528
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 2hMan, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u... 1003072475
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹWIRED @wired.com · 5hThe attack on the Capitol on January 6, 2021, was not conducted mainly by extremists or fringe militia groups. It was, according to the data, the work of normal Americans.wired.comThe Real Threat to the Midterms Is Regular Americans Thinking Violence Is the AnswerRobert A. Pape, a leading authority on political violence, wants Americans to understand that the threat is coming not from the fringes, but from the mainstream. 84706294
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹAnn Buckley @annbuckley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Guardian confirms report from Portugaltheguardian.comManchester City whistleblower Rui Pinto no longer a protected witness in PortugalPinto’s work provided information concerning Manchester City’s finances and he called the decision on their charges ‘historic for English football’ 24116
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 8hLocal Fat Girl Requests Pie For Birthday; Cake Lovers Gagged 010
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹCarl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Four-byline alert: “.. Meta claimed that $4.1 billion of stock options exercised by Mr. Zuckerberg counted as a research expense ..” @nytimes.com $META www.nytimes.com/2026/09/30/t... 14526241175
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 8h"GIVE ME HOMOPHOBIC CHICKEN SANDWICHES OR GIVE ME DEATH!" -Patrick Henry, probably 000
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 8h"We can't go around arresting the Thieves' Guild. We'd be at it all day!" -Terry Prachett 020
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 8hliving well is a good revenge, but the best revenge is obviously to consume the still-beating heart of your enemy as their former retainers and loved ones defecate on their corpse 000
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 8h"let's not boil the ocean" bit late for that, my brother in maximizing shareholder value 010
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 8hAbusing ellipses... makes you sound like a stoned moron... end your goddamn sentences.............. 100
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 8hthat's basically what they are, except shitty and wasteful 000
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 9himagine being a fed assigned to this case and doing anything to help the government instead of, say, ceasing to exist 110
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17hIt’s really stupid that we let someone get rich for making Facebook, do something important like making skittles 2198565
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 22hI for one think it’s bad that the president can just say crazy stuff all day every day and 99% of it doesn’t make the news because we’ve normalized having an insane president 862244155761
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 30/09/2026we need to figure out a way to make the Cornell gang rape case relevant to fantasy football so straight men will pay attention to it 000
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹI am le tired @runnerlane.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How’s your intelligence? Super, thanks for asking. 317819
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME. 16755431950
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dick's is the goat. I am a California native and am a devotee of In-N-Out here and Whataburger in Texas, so I do not say this lightly. 000
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 29/09/2026APPROVE MY PRIOR AUTHORIZATION OR I AM GOING TO CRASH OUT 1470234
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026He very occasionally actually acts, and he's very good when he does. 010
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026WE LOVE STUDENT JOURNALISTS IN THIS HOUSE 111681221
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A man replied to this saying in earnest that women need to get organized and fight for our rights and men will follow. We did that. We do that. We mobilized the largest single day protest in global history on every continent and yet I have fewer rights than my mom did at my age. 15284271501
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.com/nations-93-year-olds-a… 20100383
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026CRUZ: Do you have any evidence whatsoever to believe that I and 20% of Republicans in the Senate will engage in destruction or tampering with evidence or intimidation of potential witnesses? JACK SMITH: No. We had powerful evidence that Donald Trump and his associates would 24237951034
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-… 263105464
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/09/2026Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows... 182110232080
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Turns out, throwing silicon and electrons at a Chinese room and telling it "think better" doesn't immediately make it sapient, lolololololololo 000
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹmatt @matt.evil.gay · 29/09/2026whats the point of using Astra at this point, if this chart is to be believed 0162
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"free state-provided childcare mostly appeals to rich people" lololololstatic.klipy.comBaby Billy: Go Outside Nerd - The Righteous GemstonesAlt: Baby Billy: Go Outside Nerd - The Righteous Gemstones 031
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 29/09/2026when you turn the fat all the way up in the character creation screen in 2004 000
Reposted by 𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹJared Rutecki @jaredrutecki.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Chicago police officer who fired three shots on the 606 Bloomingdale Trail at a man he suspected of an attempted carjacking should be fired, the agency tasked with investigating police misconduct concluded. (via @heathercherone.bsky.social)news.wttw.comCPD Officer Who Fired 3 Shots at Suspected Carjacker on 606 Trail Faces Firing: RecordsIt is unclear why the probe into the April 2021 shooting took more than five years to complete. 14328
