𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026my son is about to be born but if he comes out wearing baggy jorts and a Romo jersey I'm going to have to be like 000
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026you can tell when you're at a genuine barbershop because you don't look like this when they're done 010
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026he just found out that the "job" his son said he got is actually selling Vector knives door to door on commission 000
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026allow me to clarify, I simply believe that there are two kinds of people, and then there's a third group, whom I am implying are less than people 030
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 02/09/2026In case you were hoping to give the benefit of doubt that the slop-generated code would at least be read and approved by a human being: 1134
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 28/08/2026what if 9/11 happened because George W Bush didn't get invited to Ellen DeGeneres's's birthday party 010
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Y'all remember when John Landis killed Jennifer Jason Leigh's dad and got away with it? 000
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026TAKAHASHI! IT'S PERFECTLY HEALTHY TO SWALLOW A FEW SMALL ROCKS EACH DAY! 010
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026instantaneously winning by handing him a printout of this image as soon as I sit down 010
𝙃𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙀𝙍𝙈𝘼𝙉ᴴᴹ @hackermanhm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026artist's depiction of you inflicting this post on me, 2026 (colorized) 010
