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Scott Brown

@habeasdorkus.bsky.social
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Former Senator from the Commonwealth.

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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 03/10/2026
knowing how things work allows you to criticize and fight things way better than ignoring them because you dislike them does
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Holy shit the fit on that guy wearing spats and a Canadian tuxedo while firing a rifle.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The least realistic thing about Control Resonant is the parking prices in Manhattan.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't think I realized how bad 2025 was for job growth.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 01/10/2026
if you think about it, winning via a direct connection to the divine father of all creation through His appointed emissary on Earth is a much more egregious cheating scandal than banging on trash cans
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's a good way to put it.
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Claire E. Aubin @ceaubin.com · 01/10/2026
Imagining people who do evil things to be devoid of empathy is a way of comforting oneself, because we all know that we feel empathy and therefore are not the kind of person who could do *that.* It’s much scarier to know that a conglomeration of circumstances can turn basically anybody bad.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Nothing has delighted me more today than hearing Mike Tomlin say "I got into Jack and Jill bedroom concepts."
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck, no wonder he was able to always make the playoffs with some pretty mediocre talent.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's not that you can't make comedy from Nazis, the Producers and Look Who's Back, but if you're gonna take that shot you better be prime Mel Brooks or the equivalent. And a standard sitcom seems like a terrible choice, either Hitler becomes harmless or, worse, is made sympathetic over time.
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Lisa Needham @snipy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Going to be the most predictable whiplash reversal ever come January 21, 2029, because if a Dem prevails the court’s conservatives will suddenly remember they take a dim view of expansive executive power.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As @nicduquette.bsky.social pointed out, not loving that three of the prior examples were some of the biggest bubbles in American history.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mary Peltola gettin' out the bucher's cleaver for this one.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Feel like this reaction explains some of the continuing allure of HP Lovecraft's works, tbh.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Intimate Toilette (A Woman Urinating), by François Boucher, 1760s
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I don't think the United States should invade Cuba. This, to me, sounds like a bad idea. www.cbsnews.com/news/u-s-gro...
cbsnews.com
U.S. military lays groundwork for potential action around Cuba
Some units would "possibly [be] needed in 90-120 days," according to an internal Army message reviewed by CBS News.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We've got a 50% match and also both have an Ianucci show on the list.
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Amanda Hoey @amandahoey.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
There were problems that the Sun ownership didn’t/couldn’t resolve: player facilities lagged well behind WNBA standards and Uncasville is hard to get to. But Hartford or especially Boston could absolutely support a team and bring in enough revenue for top-notch facilities. Cathy wouldn’t let us.
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Meredith Shiner @meredithshiner.com · 23/09/2026
this administration illegally shut down federal agencies, impounded money from Congress, set up for-profit concentration camps and sent children there. They dismantled our public health infrastructure and children died of measles. Doing accountability for crimes against our Constitution is the work.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/09/2026
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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allison steele, organic human person @trulyaliem.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
timeline cleanser
Tumblr screenshot

(poster name not shown): knock knock
dismembered-jackalope: who's there
justsomeguycore: deez 
dismembered-jackalope: sigh. deez who?
justsomeguycore: deez are the voyages of the starship enterprise
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
California electeds sold the nation down the river on the Paramount merger in pursuit of guaranteed film production jobs, which is the thing they think people care about the most. If you don't want a repeat of that, kick Bass out of City Hall and make sure Newsom doesn't exceed 3% in South Carolina.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I haven't read her in a long while, but what the fuck happened to Moe Tkacik?
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Toby Buckle @polphilpod.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
basically, there's a lot of mainline dem voters who've nothing against trans people, but loathe trump & want to win so bad they could be talked into supporting "moderation" this is why they shouldn't newrepublic.com/article/2155...
newrepublic.com
Centrists Won’t Tell You Where “Moderating” on Trans Rights Ends Up
The recent example of the U.K. Labour Party shows that “compromising” rarely stops at some acceptable midpoint.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 23/09/2026
surprise! there really IS a sinister and deeply evil ultra-rich entity manipulating US politics with space lasers, and it’s not the Jews, it’s Elon Musk.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I can't believe the Jesuits didn't show up. They said they'd stop by!"
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Mayfair Cynic @mayfaircynic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My three friends, God the Father, God the Son, and God the Holy Spirit, are just out of frame.
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 22/09/2026
A friend sent me this one last night.
Post:

unbearable experience @paso • Sep 17
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just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and i panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said
'right of course

Reply:

river
@KuwaCos
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disco elysium roll
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is also the most Pioneer Valley thing I've ever read.
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This makes me hopeful. This number is aspirational but nowhere near out of reach: a working professional could realistically cash out their 401k and buy off a public official. Owning a senator is more attainable for most Americans than home ownership.
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James Cameron @jjjcameron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just had a quick read of the US-Greenland-Denmark agreement and it seems like a complete non-event. Trump threatened the territorial integrity of a NATO ally and got nothing.
stm.dk
Aftale mellem Grønland, Danmark og USA
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very funny that virtually every 2nd term response is the penny, and even then one of the replies points out that they did it in a half-assed way without Congressional approval.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
¡Olé! This seals it, Fuji is now my favorite rishiki.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I really don't know what we do about this, because I have zero faith that we've learned anything and the damage across almost every axis is actually quite severe. And we're going to elect an out and out fascist Congress in 2030.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am very glad to see The Thick of It made it on the main list in the 60s. An incredible, near perfect show. Just off my personal top 10 are Gilmore Girls, Shogun, Community, Always Sunny, and at least one show I've totally forgotten about.
Personal top 10 "shows that premiered in the 2000s" list:
The Wire
Slings And Arrows
The Thick of It
Arrested Development
The Americans
Battlestar Galactica
Friday Night Lights
Parks & Rec
30 Rock
The Good Place
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As this actually is in my bailiwick (private attorney on the Children and Family Law appellate and trial panels) I can say that it's extremely unlikely the kid will ever have to go back to the parents. But getting treatment for gender dysphoria is going to be more difficult based on recent caselaw.
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Lauren M @elenem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
People keep asking why Bush isn't saying anything about *all this* and the answer remains 'He was and is a massive piece of shit'
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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
every time a bad take by conor friedersdorff pops up on my TL, i engage with it by saying "conow fweedasdowf" out loud in homestar runner's voice, then closing the tab
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Love watching little dudes (if anyone who's ~275 lbs can be called little) in Sumo. Just ridiculous strength to twist the bigger opponent off his feet at the end. And Fujinokawa's opponent is no slouch, that's an Ozeki having a good tournament!
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
[Bernie winter jacket gif] I am once again urging anyone who thinks that technology has never liberated people from drudgery to read "The Sad Irons" chapter in THE PATH TO POWER
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh my God. My haters heart has grown to thrice its usual size.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I feel like this wasn't that hard a call.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 19/09/2026
anyway congratulations to Calvin’s Dad on diesel prices
Calvin and Hobbes strip where Calvin’s dad hopes gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"'We weren't trying to make a political statement,' Smith told the news outlet." Lol. Fuck off, lady.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Scorpion with a fat ass.
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Scott Brown @habeasdorkus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now that is a hell of a fight.
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