Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹MICHAEL HIGHAM @brazyazn.bsky.social · 36momg the dock for my new vacuum is so cute!! 🥹🥹🥰🥰 0181 18
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/10/2023Had a dream I applied for membership at the local YMCA and the application asked me this question and this is how I answered 2975060 750
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 1hYeah YOJIMBO straight up ruled. What a blast of a movie. So funny and so stupid. Bugs Bunny shit. Abayo, doc! 111383 138
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 1hMy Atlantic article is sure to be a hit. I’ll explain how Abdul El-Sayed can easily dodge these recent attacks by converting to Christianity, visiting Israel to apologise and go to jail, and dropping out of the senate race. It’s the perfect plan to win the losing campaign he is currently winning 310819 108
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 12hhow can you all be making Posts today when there’s a goddamn CHEETO in the Carlsbad Caverns 327067 270
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 12hAbdul El-Sayed basically just fulfilled the decades-long Democrat fantasy of a scene that would only exist in an episode of The West Wing actually happening in real life. If you're a white liberal living in Michigan and not voting for him sorry you're just a racist 942066 420
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 3hmy first act as head of the FDA? more tits and ass on nutritional labels. sex those babies up. 3548 54
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 3hmy first act as head of the FDA? more tits and ass on nutritional labels. sex those babies up. 3548 54
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 1hThey coat-tailed their way onto the gravy train and that's all ancient history now, they are not giving those seats up vountarily 4955 95
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 1hI'll get the funnel cake you get the shaken lemonade and we'll meet at the tilt a whirl 0100 10
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 2hthats the sequel to heard it through the grape vine 070 7
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 2hTrade some middling prospects for Freddy Peralta, instantly break his whole shit and flop so bad that all of America knows what every inch of your ass looks like, trade Peralta for some maybe-better prospects to a team that fixes him instantly. Yeah I'd say this is outcome is a big win for the Mets. 924925 249
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 2hJerry breaches mute all the time don't ask me how I know 080 8
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 2hMary Moon has about a decade till she will have outlasted the septuagenarians of 1994. 160 6
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 2hIt is wild that you managed to memory hole the George Floyd protests of 2020, or the Ferguson protests of 2014. You are the exact type of person I wrote my post for. 622929 229
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Marghoul @marghoul.bsky.social · 7hI urgently need help keeping my phone or internet from being disconnected. I'm disabled and mostly trapped in bed rn trying to get a ct scan for a back injury. These are my only outlets to the world. Please help and thank you 🖤🖤🖤 03041 41
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 2hMac's Acts - Talent Show (1990s) New York Public Access TV : 122s 051 5
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 2hi do actually get quite a bit of respect. my loving wife adores me 29014 90
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 2hthe most recent season of Death in Paradise is taking the copaganda to new heights lmao. souring music under a press conference that was explicitly called for the cops to explain to the island how much they really really just care about people 040 4
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹marlo @marlo.ooo · 2him just saying if the albertans manage to divorce the rest of the country then québec is going to have a crisis about not being able to do it 1241 24
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Julia Métraux @juliametraux.bsky.social · 5h1 like=1 thought on disability/chronic illness politics 129236 292
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 2hbro went to his barber and said gimme the Andreessen 150 5
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 2hI heard his head looks like its poking out of a hen's cloaca 171 7
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 2hAnd if you haven't purchased a copy of my Native history comedy book yet, find out more about it and how to buy it at joeyclift.com/book!joeyclift.comJoey Clift — Book - We've Been Here The Whole Time!Explore Joey Clift's humorous and educational book on Native American history, culture, and misconceptions. 161 6
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Joey Clift @joeytainment.bsky.social · 2hThank you to The Heard for bringing me out to Phoenix, AZ last week for a stop in my We've Been Here The Whole Time! A Not So Sacred Book Tour About All Things Native America, and to everyone who bought a book. We sold out! 2174 17
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 2hthere is no line between how the right and the DNC treats El-Sayed. trash absolute landfill of hate and dehumanization party 0250 25
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 2hrumplestiltskin implies the existence of rumplestiltlotion 3014611 146
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 2hmaybe if the Democrats turn the racism up to 500 that will help 1341 34
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Alexander Luckmann @aluckmann.bsky.social · 5hDenver Block No. 142 Office Tower 4, Denver, Colorado, Elevation Metz, Train & Youngren, 1981 Art Institute of Chicago 15513 55
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 2hHey, if you can see this, I’d really appreciate you reporting this account. It’s not me 3341877 418
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 2hbro has an egg head 3291 29
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 2hWhat was he supposed to do? It was a horseshit question. Was he supposed to be somber and serious to reassure us all that he’s not a sleeper agent? He very calmly and politely handed that idiot his ass because that idiot was acting in bad faith. We need more of that, not less 20108860 1.1K
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 3hThe only way you could have watched that video without being absolutely impressed with the matter-of-fact way AES dismantled and exposed that pitiful gotcha is for bad reasons 221371110 1.4K
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹katie dzwierzynski @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social · 3hlmao this restaurant in hilton head used my picture of a pasta entree without credit but AI-ed it, you can tell for sure if you look at the spelling on the pepper shaker 5462 46
gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 3hexcellent. the plumber was asking while you were out of the country 000 0
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 12hsexting during the workday 🫦 2027738 277
Reposted by gwen 🌶️👹David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 7hI guess I'm sorry to this lady but her name being Thelma Louise reminds me of my dad butchering movie titles. "Thelma Louise" is what he'd call Geena Davis. 183629 362
