Sign in

Gwangi

@gw4ngi.bsky.social
64 followers 136 following 123 posts

Life’s a circus and I’m Gwangi

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Gwangi
Rick M @rickmartin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This was taken as a cutting from my big gollum jade plant about 18 months ago, it's developed a decent trunk and pleasing branching structure so I thought I'd pot it up like a bonsai 🌱🌵🪴 #PlantSky #Succulents #Houseplants #GardensHour #GardenersWorld
Crassula ovata 'Gollum' in a small white pot
49010
Reposted by Gwangi
Robert (🚫DM’s or CBD sales 🚫BS please) @evry1getsatrophy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Alabama proves you can’t fix stupid. They just elected one of the dumbest mother fuckers in Congress.
092
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Gwangi is being told to train AI at work. Gwangi thinks he should be bad at it to ruin the AI.
040
Reposted by Gwangi
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you. (Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)
3746392758
Reposted by Gwangi
MaGicBic @dirtysubstrata.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A little past prime but can't tell. Just living their best life✨ #ThickTrunkTuesday #FungiFriends
Enoki drying out
0776
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This
000
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Push him
010
Reposted by Gwangi
Faye Z @fayezee.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Spanish Moss, Savanah GA, 2015 #photography #cemetery #moss #myphoto 📷
Spanish moss,  in a Savanah cemetery
0181
Reposted by Gwangi
Raider @iwillnotbesilenced.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Chinese lawyer Victor Gao hints that China may now be in possession of the entire unredacted Epstein files. He says now is the right moment to fully expose the details of Jeffrey Epstein's activities and everyone involved with him.
2652067675
Reposted by Gwangi
Wyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/03/2026
Jesus when he comes back to Earth:
26136653225
Reposted by Gwangi
davidfreemanpowell @davidfreemanpowell.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Dead Eyes 👁️‍🗨️
221
Reposted by Gwangi
Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 08/12/2024
My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com
The Mario 64 intro scene with a letter from Princess Peach, reading:
Dear Mario. Please come to the castle. I'm down bad. Yours truly-- Princess Toadstool (Peach)CATS from the video game Zero Wing (the All Your Base Are Belong To Us game), saying: "I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is Futile"Dracula from Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, saying to Richter "Get out of my house"The transportation advisor from SimCity 2000, saying "YOU CAN'T STAY ON TWITTER! YOU WILL REGRET THIS!"
1241220058488
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This ashtray is cursed but it’s bringing me joy atm. Gwangi likes joy.
000
Reposted by Gwangi
Big Bad Booty Daddy @bamaslymm.blacksky.app · 20/02/2026
How China is reporting on the Epstein Files.
692230902
Reposted by Gwangi
LAISSEZ LES BOO QUESO ROULER @thequeso.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The Scion of Oklahoma City’s largest McDonald’s franchisee family pissed himself at a peaceful anti-ICE protest in Mustang, OK this week when he tried to start shit and attacked protestors
452021623
Reposted by Gwangi
Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
2026 basically
A photo of an ice cream machine with a sign reading, "Anything is possible with ice cream." Beneath that is a hand lettered sign reading, "No ice cream".
3024089310873
Reposted by Gwangi
Steve @otter272.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“If all the names in the Epstein files are released then our entire system will collapse.” Works for me.
940198293683
Reposted by Gwangi
David A. Graham @dgraham.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Is there some sort of award for perfectly missing the point?
836130571650
Reposted by Gwangi
Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Thankfully this anomaly occurred at the exact time that a few bad apples were planting drugs and you can rest assured that cops no longer do that.
871244
Reposted by Gwangi
the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Republican presidents be like “you can’t have guns”
251341198
Reposted by Gwangi
Hipólita @handle.invalid · 21/01/2026
Tsar Nicholas II on social media:
0365
Reposted by Gwangi
David Dayen @ddayen.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The author of a controversial memo from centrist think tank Searchlight telling Democrats to abandon the slogan “Abolish ICE” is a senior advisor for WestExec, a D.C. shadow lobbyist for corporations in the defense, surveillance, and immigration enforcement industries. prospect.org/2026/01/19/a...
prospect.org
Author of ‘Don’t Say Abolish ICE’ Memo Is a Corporate Consultant - The American Prospect
Blas Nuñez-Neto is a senior adviser to WestExec, a shadow lobbyist for defense and tech firms.
902183994
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Gwangi plays animal crossing. Gwangi made human avatar.
010
Reposted by Gwangi
Stuart Aken @stuartaken.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
#ourworldiswonderful; another dull, wet day means we walked only the village streets, so I leave you with a shot from January 2021 on a day with bright sunshine to illuminate the spaces between tall larch trees in the Forest of Dean.
Tall, straight larch trunks emerge from the moss-covered ground, casting shadows over the spaces where the sun shines brightly in this upright picture.
08220
Reposted by Gwangi
Creighton ⚒️ @creightonote.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Lmao someone threw an open bottle of piss into an ICE vehicle that was driving by
39254981107
Reposted by Gwangi
Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 12/01/2026
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
378268698136
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Maroon 4
000
Reposted by Gwangi
handle.invalid @handle.invalid · 11/01/2026
Clavaria fragilis or Fairy fingers. These fungi rise up from the packed earth on a trail...not fragile at all. Like us. #JoyfulWarrior #AngryWarrior #AbolishICE P.S. Don't be a Nazi! #fungifriends
2222
Reposted by Gwangi
Ensign Obvious @noyou.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My squad of murderers did a murder when they should have been trained to only maim. Dork should have kept quiet like he did during every other ICE raid.
011
Reposted by Gwangi
Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
“not on the streets protesting but in passionate notes in my inbox”
2303
Reposted by Gwangi
Spoo Keidick @donkeidick.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I dont think responding to violence with non-violence is working.
2132
Reposted by Gwangi
jdm @jdm0079.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
i hope she offers it. he'll take it, and it'll be the most pathetic, inherently risible image. absolute crybaby loser shit. people will talk about it for centuries.
161
Reposted by Gwangi
dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 09/01/2026
@connoreatspants.bsky.social incredible reply
0242
Reposted by Gwangi
octember 🎃🔥 @woketopus.northsky.social · 09/01/2026
im eepypilled. im slumbermaxxing. i'm in my honk-shoo era
1223
Reposted by Gwangi
Jeff, Stopping by Woods @jeffontherock.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
A collage of lichens on seaside cliffs. #Newfoundland, Canada. #lichen #fungi #fungifriends
Photo of a section of flat rock completely covered in colourful lichens growing flat on the rock. Colours include yellow, orange and light grey.
551355
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The bangarang food from Hook will return in Avengers:Doomsday
010
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
The bees that killed Thomas J in My Girl will return in Avengers: Doomsday
000
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Harry from Harry and the Hendersons will return in Avengers: Doomsday
111
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Kate Gosselins Mullet and ONLY THE MULLET will return in Avengers: Doomsday. *Kate Gosselin is NOT affiliated in ANY WAY with this movie. She was barred from set due to the allegations (she knows what she did)
020
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Realizing how boomer my online habits are. I made a bunch of the avengers doomsday memes and posted them individually instead of threading them.
000
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
The juice from that scene in Steel Magnolias where Shelby’s having a hypoglycemic episode will return in Avengers: Doomsday
000
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Albert from The Birdcage will RETURN in Avengers:Doomsday
010
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Lady Cluck WILL return in Avengers:Doomsday
000
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Sister Alma from “Sister act 2: Back in the habit” will return in Avengers :Doomsday
000
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Jenna Marbles with 100 layers of makeup will return in Avengers:Doomsday
010
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Mrs Sellner will return in Avengers: Doomsday
000
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Was Maduro a self absorbed dictator? Yes. Is kidnapping him and his wife because **checks notes** drugs(?!) - a reason to plunge the US into a war? No. It’s feeling verrrrrrrrry early 00’s rn. Time to dissociate. Gwangi is sad.
010
Reposted by Gwangi
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
My name is Gwangi and you’re watching jackass* *me trying to open a bag of chips because my arms are so tiny and also the bag is full of deadly wasps
022
Gwangi @gw4ngi.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
My name is Gwangi and you’re watching jackass* *me trying to open a bag of chips because my arms are so tiny and also the bag is full of deadly wasps
022