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GuardsmanJones ♨️

@guardsmanjones.bsky.social
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24. Line cook by day, degen shitposter by night. Aspiring Bushido Lib. Bengals fan.

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Too Big to Fail @toobigtofail.bsky.social · 6h
As both a certified CAR GUY and an economist-ish, I cannot imagine a headline more designed to drive me, personally, insane. This "flying car" technology is neither new nor novel. It is not practical and would not sell. Let me tell a story of actually useful car tech that never made it to market.
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I don't really have a grander point to this. No one cares to make anything better. No one cares enough to make a fuss. Or you're some asshole at a dying mall trying to make a quick buck from half-blind grannies. And my friends wonder why I don't want to move back.
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I'm usually pretty neutral on AI, but it really sucks to see my poor-ass hometown be the lowest-common denominator that gets AI-generated shit shoveled down their throats, just because no one actually cares enough to make something halfway decent on their own.
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
- squares up against "The Question Mark." I kinda wish I took a photo. The summarization on the back was something to behold. I also noticed a lot of AI-gen posters, including this one that's just...yeah. It sure *is.* This was right next to a guy selling prints that were 2-for-$30, also AI-gen.
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Took a trip back to my hometown for a friends wedding, went to a bookstore that had a local authors section that was very prominent. I wasn't expecting to see how much the covers, and seemingly even the text, was AI-generated. One guy wrote a Batman-but-hot story where the main protagonist-
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
we have to rescue the poor souls stuck in character. ai hell
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Assuming there's a round 1.422 billion Catholics, and a division has a round 15k people in it... 94,800. That's a lot!
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Seth Skorkowsky @sskorkowsky.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
In 1953 the Martian Invasion began in Linda Rosa California. While their technology was advanced, they were also super-duper tiny. A group of patrons from a local tiki bar fought them off, tearing the Martian ships apart with their bare hands, and saving humanity. We thank you, heroes of Linda Rosa.
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yixura @yixura.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
like i know everything is gender but i didnt expect 'skaters being instilled with the instinct to protect the goalie bc he's uniquely valuable and vulnerable' to cross wires with toxic chivalry/masculinity and accidentally cause Goalie Forcefem but alright. i need to go lie down.
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
blocking him isn’t enough i need to watch his hairline recede
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some bullshit w/cheese
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can only throw in my $0.02 but from what I know its verymuchso a "You will probably die for this cause, and Thats Fine" thing Hence why the "good bleedout spot" and the penguin wandering off in the distance to die became popular among the same people.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tom Homan: “I think September is going to be the highest deportations of any month in the history of ICE. We are removing and arresting more people right now than we ever have in the history of this nation. Wait until you see what we do next year.” ABOLISH ICE. www.thebulwark.com/p/doral-flor...
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Trump Turned His Beloved Golf Hub Into a Ghost Town
In Doral, there are empty tables, shuttered businesses, and families struggling to survive after their loved ones have been thrown in detention.
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
me watching a pornhub tutorial on how to insert a thumbdrive:
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Magic: The Gathering @magic.wizards.com · 02/10/2026
Coming up next week on Saturday, October 10th on twitch.tv/magic, we're hosting our second fundraising stream for @translifeline.org! Stay tuned next week for more info on how to donate and what compleatly awesome things we're doing to support this great cause!
Promo image for the Wizards of the Coast x Trans Lifeline fundraising stream, starting 10AM Pacific through 5PM pacific on twitch.tv/magic. More info on how to donate coming next week.
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Monkeys Paw Grabs
ALT: Monkeys Paw Grabs
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Christ, he looks like he hit a bump before going on stage.
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Joey Politano🏳️‍🌈 @josephpolitano.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Official monthly data is in, and US solar power generation hit a new record high, up 21% compared to this time last year!
a graph of US monthly solar generation
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Fuck. Lysander.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I usually try to explain it like this: picture the human pet guy as Zohran Mamdani. Now imagine they're Finnish. Doesn't look so much like Evo Moment 37 was caused by Greek gods playing Bubsy 3D now, does it?
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ciel ✨ | firmament @konkondragon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
if trump goes through with his diesel export threats, my country is in bad shit. And I'm in "if I lose power to my apartment, I might be in actual life threatening heatstroke danger" territory. There's legitimately a small, but nonzero, chance that this kills me.
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They're not posting their best
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dudes lives in eternal fear of the Norwood Reaper catching up with him. Absolutely incredible
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is something I've noticed with live action skits on YT shorts, usually involves a boss or authority figure of some kind acting like a jackass and getting publicly humiliated for it. I guess I feel neutral about it?
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The curse of being into UFOlogy is watching it slowly, unerringly infect the administration
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Reconstructionist @unavaleable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
could we please have some normal bisexuals in congress
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'd be more concerned if my pilot wasn't a furry tbqh
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 22/09/2026
"We were letting actual 8th graders sneak into our wild drug and sex parties at our Silicon Valley AI group house" is the most eyebrow-raising quote among many from that New York Times piece, IMO. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/21/t...
The house quickly became a hub for events. Eric Zhu, 19, a tech entrepreneur, said he used to sneak into parties there when he was about 13. No one checked anyone’s age, he said, and “it was pretty crazy.”
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gas high
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The amount of times I've hung around a firepit in S.T.A.L.K.E.R, just to have an NPC pull out a guitar and start strumming, it breaks the coziness meter. Primarily because I spent the last half hour getting jumpscared by bloodsuckers in the Evil Ass Fuck Ass Swamp of Despair and Misery
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g0m @g0m.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A world where a twist ending is repurposed as a video title. where a thing's climax has been removed, leaving an advertisment for the gap where it used to be. such things are commonplace in. the twilight zone
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"You're so right, thanks for catching that. I should exterminate the human race."
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Existential despair hits so different on a graveyard shift
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I'm openly biased since I live in Arizona but at this point I'm calling it seasonal skill issue disorder.
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's always TACO time.
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Bill Kristol @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"My sense [is] that Democrats can win west of the Mississippi. Not just in Iowa and Texas. I wonder if the blue wave couldn’t also wash over to the Great Plains, to Kansas and Nebraska and South Dakota...Wave years, plus good candidates, can do surprising things." www.thebulwark.com/p/bill-smoke...
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Bill Smokes the Hopium Pipe in the Land of Corn
How much ground can Dems gain west of the Mississippi?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i would be the Gritty of DMing Otherkin BPD hoes
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A plague upon his house
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What
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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I strongly believe this site hates ICE enough to have her criminal defense costs paid by morning. If 2% of my followers gave a dollar each, she’s covered
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I mean, the longer it goes, the more content there is. Is content the aesthetic at this point? Who knows.
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
God damnit
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yes Mr. President, that's great Mr. President you should go on television and say that more Mr. President
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Arif Hasan, but NFL🔨⚒️🛠️ @arif.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
WHAT
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James @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It can only good happen. It can only good happen. It can only good happen. It can only good happen. It can only good happen. othermeans.substack.com/p/the-wheels...
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The Wheels Are Coming Off
It Can Only Good Happen
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GuardsmanJones ♨️ @guardsmanjones.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The greatest Bengals player on the field rn is Baker Mayfield
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Yes, mechas exist to satisfy an Otherkin mindset.
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Live Laugh Lurk @sallllltywater.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this damn linework finally done
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Michael Paulauski♨️ @mike10010100.com · 12/09/2026
I wanna make sure people understand the mendacity of this. Because below is what Becerra *actually* said. Erin lied.
Watts read the current law to Becerra, who ultimately supported the state law.
"I'm not interested as governor in having someone be bullied or someone discriminated because of who they are, simply for that reason," Becerra said. "And if the rules allow an individual to play in that sport, those are the rules and you should abide by them."
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